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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #2476
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Jet O'Niell View Post
    The person below me can recite the books of the Bible, both Old and New Testaments, in backwards order from memory.
    True! What's more, I've been able to do it since I was a tender lad.


    The person under me had a piece of halibut that was good enough for Jehovah Himself tonight for dinner.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Cursed
        Recovering Bastard
        Head of Landover Glee Club
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2011
        • 1363
        #2477
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        The person under me had a piece of halibut that was good enough for Jehovah Himself tonight for dinner.
        False.

        I ate a steak-stuffed burrito. It tasted of Mexican tears, which are spicier than gringo tears, with a generous dash of slaughterhouse horror.

        The person below me wishes I was dead and is plotting against me, just like the person above me.
        The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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          • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
            Pastor of Praise and Worship
            A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2009
            • 3890
            #2478
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            True! What's more, I've been able to do it since I was a tender lad.


            The person under me had a piece of halibut that was good enough for Jehovah Himself tonight for dinner.
            False. It was ethnic food night at the Black house. We had spaghetti and meatballs.

            The person under me is excited about the True Christian(tm) fantasy baseball league.
            Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


            Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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              • PetitionLady
                Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                Forum Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 883
                #2479
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Black View Post
                False. It was ethnic food night at the Black house. We had spaghetti and meatballs.

                The person under me is excited about the True Christian™ fantasy baseball league.
                False. I haven't heard of it but am happy for the men to enjoy it.

                The person below me wishes the ousting in Egypt was happening on the White House lawn.
                But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                ~Matt. 10:33
                ~~~~~~~
                Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #2480
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                    False. I haven't heard of it but am happy for the men to enjoy it.

                    The person below me wishes the ousting in Egypt was happening on the White House lawn.
                    TRUE, and it is only a matter of time now REAL Americans have reclaimed Congress.

                    The person below me can wait to start lining up homosexuals, legal immigrants, union workers, environmentalists and other anti-Caucasian racists scum against the wall once the Second American revolution comes.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • PetitionLady
                        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 883
                        #2481
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        TRUE, and it is only a matter of time now REAL Americans have reclaimed Congress.

                        The person below me can wait to start lining up homosexuals, legal immigrants, union workers, environmentalists and other anti-Caucasian racists scum against the wall once the Second American revolution comes.
                        False. I cannot wait; I'm invoking incredible patience.

                        The person below me knows full well that the Office of the President is now being occupied by a muslim and an "American" imposter. And they don't like it.
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33
                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339
                            #2482
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Black View Post
                            False. It was ethnic food night at the Black house. We had spaghetti and meatballs.
                            RAmen Brother
                            Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                            False. I cannot wait; I'm invoking incredible patience.

                            The person below me knows full well that the Office of the President is now being occupied by a muslim and an "American" imposter. And they don't like it.
                            False - I would explain why but it would not get through your brainwashing.

                            The Person below me is disappointed that the US has chosen not to uphold the Convention (IV) relative to the Protection of Civilian Persons in Time of War. Geneva, 12 August 1949.: Part III : Status and treatment of protected persons #Section III : Occupied territories
                            ARTICLE 47
                            Protected persons who are in occupied territory shall not be deprived, in any case or in any manner whatsoever, of the benefits of the present Convention by any change introduced, as the result of the occupation of a territory, into the institutions or government of the said territory, nor by any agreement concluded between the authorities of the occupied territories and the Occupying Power, nor by any annexation by the latter of the whole or part of the occupied territory.
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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #2483
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                The Person below me is disappointed that the US has chosen not to uphold the Convention (IV) relative to the Protection of Civilian Persons in Time of War. Geneva, 12 August 1949.: Part III : Status and treatment of protected persons #Section III : Occupied territories
                                ARTICLE 47
                                False. It sounds like some communistic one-world government claptrap from the United Nations designed to mollycoddle criminals.


                                The person under me could watch COPS all day long.

                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • PetitionLady
                                    Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Nov 2010
                                    • 883
                                    #2484
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    False. It sounds like some communistic one-world government claptrap from the United Nations designed to mollycoddle criminals.


                                    The person under me could watch COPS all day long.
                                    True, but housework prevents that.

                                    The person below me enjoys watching Bait Car and the stealing thieves going to jail.
                                    But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                                    him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                                    ~Matt. 10:33
                                    ~~~~~~~
                                    Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78556
                                        #2485
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                        The person below me enjoys watching Bait Car and the stealing thieves going to jail.
                                        False. "Bait Car" seems contrived and too staged. I enjoy watching raw, sweaty criminals get chased through hill and dale, alleys and backyards, desert and forest, being run down by muscular officers of the law armed with tazers and nightsticks, wrestling drug-crazed thugs to the ground, slapping handcuffs on their straining, sinewy wrists, forcing them down on their knees, throwing them violently into the back of police cars....oh, YES! YES!






                                        The person under me buys girl scout cookies by the case.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Brother Harold Porter
                                            Landover Senior Outreach
                                            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 8236
                                            #2486
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            False. "Bait Car" seems contrived and too staged. I enjoy watching raw, sweaty criminals get chased through hill and dale, alleys and backyards, desert and forest, being run down by muscular officers of the law armed with tazers and nightsticks, wrestling drug-crazed thugs to the ground, slapping handcuffs on their straining, sinewy wrists, forcing them down on their knees, throwing them violently into the back of police cars....oh, YES! YES!






                                            The person under me buys girl scout cookies by the case.
                                            True. And feed them to fish in my pond.

                                            The Christian below me has been in handcuffs at least once.
                                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                                              • Lycia The Repentant
                                                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
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                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2010
                                                • 2019
                                                #2487
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                                The Christian below me has been in handcuffs at least once.
                                                True. More than once.

                                                The person below me has been persecuted for being a Christian and spent time in Jail.
                                                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                                                  • Didymus Much
                                                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                    • Jun 2010
                                                    • 14079
                                                    #2488
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                                                    The Christian below me has been in handcuffs at least once.
                                                    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                                                    True. More than once.
                                                    No pic, no proof.

                                                    The person below me has been persecuted for being a Christian and spent time in Jail.
                                                    First part: yes, funnily enough.
                                                    Second part: just visiting

                                                    The person below me wonders when Egypt is going to invade Libya to oust Gaddafi (I think less than a week).

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #2489
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                                        The person below me wonders when Egypt is going to invade Libya to oust Gaddafi (I think less than a week).
                                                        Hmm, rather than say "true" or "false" I'd have to say "who cares?" to this one. It's just a bunch of sand nigras.



                                                        The person under me suspects that tea drinkers are queers.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 22380
                                                            #2490
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            The person under me suspects that tea drinkers are queers.
                                                            True, although I don't suspect it, I am sure all tea drinkers are gay.

                                                            The person below me couldn't care less about Egypt.
                                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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