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  • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    TRUE. I had to fix (replace) my younger brother's. He doesn't know how to, so he asked me to do it.

    The person under me likes Jane Austin books.

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    • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
      False, but I have tried temporary tattoo's

      The person below me knows what a Cadalic Converter is on a vehicle.

      True. I used to be an engineer in the US Army

      The person below has participated in a town hall protest.

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      • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post

        The person below has participated in a town hall protest.
        False. There are no protests at Freehold town hall meetings. Everyone agrees with their Pastor, as the Bible commands.


        The person below me has sent money to Pastor Benny Hinn.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          False. There are no protests at Freehold town hall meetings. Everyone agrees with their Pastor, as the Bible commands.


          The person below me has sent money to Pastor Benny Hinn.
          True, but only as a paying a debt. Back in 1988, we had a little side-bet on who could raise more money from donations in a month. I raised $1.25 million from my televangelist program, but he raised $1.3 million. It was painfully close. Oh well. I only lost $10,000. No biggie.

          The person below me watches Obama speeches on TV while stroking an AR-15.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            True, but only as a paying a debt. Back in 1988, we had a little side-bet on who could raise more money from donations in a month. I raised $1.25 million from my televangelist program, but he raised $1.3 million. It was painfully close. Oh well. I only lost $10,000. No biggie.

            The person below me watches Obama speeches on TV while stroking an AR-15.

            False. I stoke a M16A2.


            The person below me has voted for someone that wasn't a Republican.

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            • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post


              The person below me has voted for someone that wasn't a Republican.
              False, but my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) once voted for the American Independant Party candidate, John Schmidtz ("when you're out of Schidtz, you're out of gear") because he hated the communist-lover Richard Nixon so much.

              The person below me once had a non-traditional pet.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                False, but my father (Pastor Lamentations Flint) once voted for the American Independant Party candidate, John Schmidtz ("when you're out of Schidtz, you're out of gear") because he hated the communist-lover Richard Nixon so much.

                The person below me once had a non-traditional pet.
                I'm confused. Is that a noun or a verb?

                The person below me longs for the halcyon days of the Bush Administration.
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                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                  True. "Television for Women" is my kind of programming. But, I don't watch Lifetime as much as I watch BET.

                  The person below me refuses to buy Barbie dolls for their daughter because they are symbols of racism, sexism, fascism, and stereotypical reinforcement.
                  False. Barbie is a harlot.

                  The person below me thinks the person above me is a feminazi heathen bull dyke.

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                  • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                    False. Barbie is a harlot.

                    The person below me thinks the person above me is a feminazi heathen bull dyke.
                    False, but I do know of one. She also has hair like an over watered Chia Pet
                    The person under me believes Global warming is a cruel trick pulled of by DEMONcrats and satan.
                    Luke 5:31
                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                    • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                      False, but I do know of one. She also has hair like an over watered Chia Pet
                      The person under me believes Global warming is a cruel trick pulled of by DEMONcrats and satan.

                      True, they're all tree-huggers.


                      The person below me knows what a U-Bar is for; on a vehicle.

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                      • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                        True, they're all tree-huggers.


                        The person below me knows what a U-Bar is for; on a vehicle.
                        False,

                        The person below me wants to marry me.
                        Genesis 19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.

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                        • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by YetiThor View Post
                          False,

                          The person below me wants to marry me.

                          False, you don't even know what a U-Bar is.


                          The person below me thinks Ellen Degeneres will be satans favourite pet in hell

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                          • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                            False, you don't even know what a U-Bar is.


                            The person below me thinks Ellen Degeneres will be satans favourite pet in hell

                            False. That spot belongs to Richard Dawkins.

                            The person below me owns slaves servants

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                            • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
                              False. That spot belongs to Richard Dawkins.

                              The person below me owns slaves servants
                              I don't own servants, but with the low wages I give them, you could say that I practically own them.

                              The person below me buys their Scotch at auctions.

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                The person below me buys their Scotch at auctions.
                                False. Mr. Whitford has a couple of bottles in the house, but prefers wine spritzers.

                                (Because someone missed this one from Brother Larry Lee earlier, I'll repost it...) The person below me longs for the halcyon days of the Bush Administration.
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                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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