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True!
The person under me is a Biblical Poet(tm)
True!
The person under me is a Biblical Poet(tm)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
False. I tell it straight from the gutOriginally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
The person under me is very smart and a master cake chef (if true, send me a example of your work).Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
Unfortunately, no.
The person under me has never been divorced.Comment
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Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
True
The person under me doesn't know the first book in the bibleComment
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False, of course I do. Only a Satanic freak wouldn't
The person under me is a satanic freak.Comment
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Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
False. Even if I was Satanic, being a freak would mean I would have posters, action figures and cos plays of it.
The person below watches TelevisionComment
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False. Why would I need to watch Television when I'm on Television!Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
"Rev Jim's Wealth and Health Ministries Old Time Religion Gospel Hour", mondays on Trinity Broadcasting Network. Watch it! Don't forget to donate. The show doesn't air for free, ya know. 
The person below me has attempted to close down libraries in their cities for having such sinful material as Darwin's Origin of the Species, The Complete Works of Marx, and uncensored internet access.Comment
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False. We have none of those in my hometown of Freehold.
The person under me doesn't live in Freehold, Iowa.Comment
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Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
True, I live in Canada; not the US.
The person below me has more than 4 gunsComment
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True, I own three shot guns, two hunting rifles and a civilian version of a M16A2 Service Rifle, not to mention my Marine Corps issue M16A2.
The person below me knows there is a sign going into San Fran that reads "ARE YOU GAY? Call this number xxx-xxx-xxxx" With a huge rainbow behind it.Comment
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I did not know that. I think I'm going to be sick...
The person under me has gone to the doctor recentlyComment
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False. In fact, I haven't been to see a doctor in years. I'm healthy because I'm a True Christian(tm), and Jesus loves me.Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
The person under me has seen images of Jesus in his pancakes.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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What True Christian(tm) hasn't? I see Jesus in everything.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostFalse. In fact, I haven't been to see a doctor in years. I'm healthy because I'm a True Christian™, and Jesus loves me.
The person under me has seen images of Jesus in his pancakes.
The person under me is refusing to take their lithium.sigpic
I loved Newt before Newt was invincibleComment
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TRUE: What does that rag head doctor know? Christ guides my actions so I am only angry when He is angry.Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
The person below me has just joined a militia.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!Comment
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
False. I did that years ago.
The person below me has helped stone a harlot.Comment
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