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  • Nurse Clampett
    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 974
    #76
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    That's Right! That's absolutely TRUE!® How I could go for a big old platter of drippin' Barbeque this very instant!

    The person/Deity below me is JESUS the CHRIST, come to unleash Rat Attack '09 (RA9) upon unRepentant sinners! Yaaay!!!!!!!!

    False.
    I'm just a little white woman who can bake a mean pie and lobotomize a hateful homer.
    The person under me is a Papist cannibal.
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366
        #77
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
        False.
        I'm just a little white woman who can bake a mean pie and lobotomize a hateful homer.
        The person under me is a Papist cannibal.
        False. I'm a Pagan cannibal.

        The person under me is a shameless succubus.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974
            #78
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
            False. I'm a Pagan cannibal.

            The person under me is a shameless succubus.
            False. That would be Courtney Love.
            The person under me dreams of someday riding in the Pope Mobile.
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366
                #79
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                False. That would be Courtney Love.
                The person under me dreams of someday riding in the Pope Mobile.
                False. That man scares the hell outta me.


                The person under me has issues with anger management.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131
                    #80
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False, I suffer from chronic politeness.

                    The person under me has sat through 'The sound of music' at least once...and liked it!
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #81
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        False! What do I look like, a homer?

                        The person under me has a tattoo.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78555
                            #82
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                            The person under me has a tattoo.
                            True. I have a whole collection of them we took off a tribe of hippies we caught camping up in the North Freehold buffer Zone a couple years back. Some of them are beginning to fade a bit though...


                            The person under me "experimented" with sodomy in college.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449
                                #83
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                FALSE! Those rumours are completely false I tell you.

                                The person under me believes me.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #84
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Of course I do, brother! I know that is certainly NOT how you got the nickname Wide-Open...

                                    The person under me is afraid of catching the AIDS.

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                                      • Larry Lee
                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 4464
                                        #85
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        Of course I do, brother! I know that is certainly NOT how you got the nickname Wide-Open...

                                        The person under me is afraid of catching the AIDS.
                                        NOT IN FREEHOLD! We don't do "that" stuff here.

                                        The person under me does do "that" stuff.
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                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #86
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            FALSE!

                                            The person under me knows which televangelists are real and which ones are of the devil.

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                                              • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 450
                                                #87
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                FALSE!

                                                The person under me knows which televangelists are real and which ones are of the devil.
                                                TRUE! They are all of the devil because they all proclaim that God loves every sinner!

                                                The person under me has doubts.

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False. I have never doubted myself ever for I have unwavering faith.

                                                    The person under me has dressed up as a clown.

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                                                      • Larry Lee
                                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 4464
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                        False. I have never doubted myself ever for I have unwavering faith.

                                                        The person under me has dressed up as a clown.
                                                        For Jesus!

                                                        The person under me specifies an exorbitant starting bid on the GWB memorabilia they offer on EBay.
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                                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                                            Salvation from Above
                                                            God's Favorite Pilot™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2008
                                                            • 6309
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                            False. I have never doubted myself ever for I have unwavering faith.

                                                            The person under me has dressed up as a clown.
                                                            TRUE. It happened on the commune when I was growing up. When the adults weren't having drugged out orgies, they'd dress us kids up as clowns and take us downtown to panhandle change from the tourists.

                                                            It's not something I'm proud of.


                                                            The person under me knows my sordid past and has accepted that I am now a Saved True Christian™!!! Glory!
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                                                            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                                            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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