[Nurse Clampett]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

the person unner me be real sleepys, they be so sleepys they nearly asleeps on thier feets like liddle sleepy gofers who kinda stacks themselfs togethers to be comfy

Um... I've never been that sleepy, but I think I know the real reason Dad had for blowing up the garden all those years ago.
The person under me has slept with the dogs and awoke with the fleas.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Um... I've never been that sleepy, but I think I know the real reason Dad had for blowing up the garden all those years ago.
The person under me has slept with the dogs and awoke with the fleas.

TRUE: It's why I don't allow dogs on the bed anymore and flea treat year round.

The person below me believes that cats are Satan's minions.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE: It's why I don't allow dogs on the bed anymore and flea treat year round.

The person below me believes that cats are Satan's minions.

TRUE! They're pure evil! That's why witches keep them as familiars and sex toys.

The person below me believes that My Left Shoe is a True Progressive(tm) and far superior to Al Sharpton King.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE! They're pure evil! That's why witches keep them as familiars and sex toys.

The person below me believes that My Left Shoe is a True Progressive™ and far superior to Al Sharpton King.

TRUE!

The person under me at one time in their lives wondered why the Book of Numbers was made up mostly letters.

[GodIsAlmighty]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE!

The person under me at one time in their lives wondered why the Book of Numbers was made up mostly letters.

FALSE! I do not wonder about anything in the Bible, I just follow it.

The person under me believes God always intended on America being his favorite country, but was just waiting for Christians to settle here.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE! I do not wonder about anything in the Bible, I just follow it.

The person under me believes God always intended on America being his favorite country, but was just waiting for Christians to settle here.

FALSE!

I had always thought it was Scotland, as we say, 'First God made the Heelanns and made the wurild wi the leftovers'.

I now realise this was a little inaccurate.

The person under me has learned to control basic animal urges through scripture, though it has been hard at times.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE!

I had always thought it was Scotland, as we say, 'First God made the Heelanns and made the wurild wi the leftovers'.

I now realise this was a little inaccurate.

The person under me has learned to control basic animal urges through scripture, though it has been hard at times.

FALSE!

As a Christian, I am unable to sin. I can honestly say that it's never been hard, since I met Jesus!

The person under me is terrified of clowns.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE!

As a Christian, I am unable to sin. I can honestly say that it's never been hard, since I met Jesus!

The person under me is terrified of clowns.

TRUE

Nancy Pelosi's Cruella DeVille she Nazi act terrorizes me. Right up there with Cate Blanchett's Irena Spalko in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

The person under me is outraged that homosexual coworkers are running naked threw the office and the place he works at night.

[The Matt-mobile]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Gees, where do you work?! A Gay bar? Quit you're job if its that bad!!!

The Person under me Hates another person, race, or gender. T/F?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The Person under me Hates another person, race, or gender. T/F?

False! We True Christians™ are not bigots of any kind. We only hate those who hate God.

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

The person under me is morally opposed to pineapple on pizza.

[polarbearsftw]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me is morally opposed to pineapple on pizza.

TRUE
Pizza shall be without pineapples.

The person under me lives in Texas.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE
Pizza shall be without pineapples.

The person under me lives in Texas.

False
I miss my wonderful home state, but I have settled nicely here in Freehold, Iowa.

The person below me wished the L.A. earthquake had been more powerful than Chile's.

[DCLXVI]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False.

The person beneath me will call me a heathen/pagan/wiccan/muslim/homo/joo/scum/evilutionist/all of the above, and tell me I am going to hell.

FALSE.

The person below me will realize what my username means and tell me that I'm going to hell.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me will realize what my username means and tell me that I'm going to hell.

True and True

The person under me is a pimply-faced teenaged Godmocker.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE.

The person below me will realize what my username means and tell me that I'm going to hell.

FALSE

I am going to just roll my eyes at yet another Satanist who thinks he can scare Christ's Own Chosen Elect.

The person under me has bought the seeds for their Tribulation vegetable garden so they will have food during the Obama socialist apocalypse.