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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622
    #826
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    True. I once did a stint with the Minute Men. Untold cases of Natural Light were gone through in those 48 hours, all on the GOP's dime.


    The person below me knows who or what Casey Serin is.
    True! And I would never let him advise me on real estate! That's why I listen to Landover's own Marla Jennings when it comes to selling and buying houses!

    The person below me has protested public Christmas displays -- but only when they show the Satanically-inspired "Santa Claus" and various pagan winter gods like Frosty the Snowman. Not of Nativity Scenes, of course.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #827
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        True! And I would never let him advise me on real estate! That's why I listen to Landover's own Marla Jennings when it comes to selling and buying houses!

        The person below me has protested public Christmas displays -- but only when they show the Satanically-inspired "Santa Claus" and various pagan winter gods like Frosty the Snowman. Not of Nativity Scenes, of course.
        I protested this Nativity Scene, Brother!



        Some good came from this local Flying Spaghetti Monster cultist's display of perversion . . . My congregation's annual Christmas Eve Spaghetti Dinner!

        How better to disturb the Pastafarians than by eating their "god"?

        The person below me has had Catholic Jesus Crackers with Cheez Wiz.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405
            #828
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post

            The person below me has had Catholic Jesus Crackers with Cheez Wiz.
            TRUE Sweet merciful savior too bad the idea never occurred to me when I was a unsaved Mary Worshiper.

            The person below me has witness in church that only the love of Christ has prevented them from murdering some sinner, raping and eating the corpse.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Larry Lee
                Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                True Christian™ Theologian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 4464
                #829
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                TRUE Sweet merciful savior too bad the idea never occurred to me when I was a unsaved Mary Worshiper.

                The person below me has witness in church that only the love of Christ has prevented them from murdering some sinner, raping and eating the corpse.
                uhm, No.

                The person under me has the white-hot love of Jesus Christ burning inside them.
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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #830
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                    uhm, No.

                    The person under me has the white-hot love of Jesus Christ burning inside them.
                    True! For it is written:

                    Philemon 1:20
                    Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

                    Indeed, my bowels are continually refreshed by His Presence!

                    The person under me has been arrested for a shameful reason.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Peter Walker
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 2
                        #831
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        True! For it is written:

                        Philemon 1:20
                        Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

                        Indeed, my bowels are continually refreshed by His Presence!

                        The person under me has been arrested for a shameful reason.
                        False,I have never been arrested.
                        The person below has come in contact with a demon possessed person.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #832
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Peter Walker View Post
                            False,I have never been arrested.
                            The person below has come in contact with a demon possessed person.
                            True. Mostly demon possessed children.

                            The person below me carries a squirt gun with them at all times to be able to baptize sinners in an instant. (at the mall, the Walmart, subway, adult store, strip club, etc)
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                              • Jenni111
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 323
                                #833
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                True. Mostly demon possessed children.

                                The person below me carries a squirt gun with them at all times to be able to baptize sinners in an instant. (at the mall, the Walmart, subway, adult store, strip club, etc)

                                False, that sounds like an impolite thing to do.


                                The person below me is a furry.

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                                  • Nurse Clampett
                                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jan 2009
                                    • 974
                                    #834
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                                    False, that sounds like an impolite thing to do.


                                    The person below me is a furry.
                                    FALSE!
                                    Furries are even more twisted and repellent than midgets. (Whom I also have a phobia about)
                                    The person below me feels bad that I'm probably going to have horrible dreams about furry midgets tonight.
                                    Luke 5:31
                                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                      • Butterfly
                                        Unsaved trash, whore for satan
                                        • Jul 2009
                                        • 116
                                        #835
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                        FALSE!
                                        Furries are even more twisted and repellent than midgets. (Whom I also have a phobia about)
                                        The person below me feels bad that I'm probably going to have horrible dreams about furry midgets tonight.
                                        I feel terrible you will have such horrid nightmares!
                                        Sorry Nurse Clampett

                                        The person below me watches disgusting anime.
                                        I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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                                          • Larry Lee
                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 4464
                                            #836
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
                                            I feel terrible you will have such horrid nightmares!
                                            Sorry Nurse Clampett

                                            The person below me watches disgusting anime.
                                            ...ones staring Jenni111? NEVER!

                                            Next: The person under me is taking Jenni111's situation to the Lord in prayer.
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                                              • Butterfly
                                                Unsaved trash, whore for satan
                                                • Jul 2009
                                                • 116
                                                #837
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                ...ones staring Jenni111? NEVER!

                                                Next: The person under me is taking Jenni111's situation to the Lord in prayer.

                                                Jeni111 is in anime?
                                                I can't do good by you people! So I give up I tried your way for change, it sucked. So now back to my way.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #838
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Butterfly View Post
                                                    Jeni111 is in anime?
                                                    Anime porn to be precise.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Jenni111
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                         
                                                        • Aug 2009
                                                        • 323
                                                        #839
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Why am I an anime?

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                                                          • Larry Lee
                                                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 4464
                                                            #840
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Anime porn to be precise.
                                                            All the more reason for Jesus to intercede.

                                                            The person under me will commit an hour of closet-time in prayer for Jenni111.
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