[WickedWitch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False--I pegged Dobson as weak on fighting sodomites years ago, when I caddied for him out in Palm Springs one day when he was playing golf with Pastor Deacon Fred. Don't even ask.

The person under me is a Godless wad of scum named Alllie.

False. I have many Gods, and am thus not Godless; I am not scum, and my name is Alie: just one "L".

The person under me has yet to deny his love of tutu-wearing bears.

[Nobar King]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

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The person below me spent the day shoveling snow that shouldn't have been there:
T/F

[WickedWitch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

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Lol!

The person below me spent the day shoveling snow that shouldn't have been there:
T/F

False, although I did spend the day (and yesterday) watching and complaining about snow that shouldn't have been there.

The person below me agrees with me when I say that Mother Nature must be a menopausal woman, as she is quite old and obviously experiencing hot and cold flashes.

[Max Bayes]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, I don't worship false idols.

The person beneath me suffers from Pognophobia.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, my 74th favorite Webpage is filled with them. And is not The Lord Himself so adorned?

The person below me has spent a lifetime making boots for pigeons.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE they aren't boots, they are metal blades for birdighting.

The person below me has an autographed copy of the Frank Peretti and Ted Dekker Christian horror novel House.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

FALSE they aren't boots, they are metal blades for birdighting.

The person below me has an autographed copy of the Frank Peretti and Ted Dekker Christian horror novel House.

True! And I have the movie on DVD!

I love to show it to the Sunday School kids. It helps them understand that harlotry and support of homosexuals will get you dissected by a madman while still alive, awake, and shrieking in agony, while good, Christian values will help you to escape the most dedicated psychopath.

The person below me likes to wear bedroom slippers to church.

[WickedWitch]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I don't wear slippers (ever), and I don't attend church.

The person below me thought that the lovely gentlemen above me were referring to the 1986 movie House.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I thought he was referring to the TV Series "House" with Hugh Laurie, which if I recall, has had scenes supporting harlotry and homosexuality and Dr. House might've dissected someone still conscious and shrieking.

The person below me has successfully converted an Islamic zealot. (T/F)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has successfully converted an Islamic zealot. (T/F)

False. I have converted not one, not two, but several dozen Mudslimes to Christianity. Unfortunately for them, they only survived a few seconds after thier conversion (long story, pretty funny really), so none of them are around today.



The person below me is a race traitor. (T/F)

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I have converted not one, not two, but several dozen Mudslimes to Christianity. Unfortunately for them, they only survived a few seconds after thier conversion (long story, pretty funny really), so none of them are around today.



The person below me is a race traitor. (T/F)

False-ish.

Both of my ex wives, the first of which I remarried after divorcing the second one, were white. However, neither were True Christians™ as I had yet to be Saved. So in a way . . . oh I don't know!


The person beneath me prays while driving.

T/F

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False-ish.

Both of my ex wives, the first of which I remarried after divorcing the second one, were white. However, neither were True Christians™ as I had yet to be Saved. So in a way . . . oh I don't know!


The person beneath me prays while driving.

T/F

True, the Landover Security Humves have their steering wheels modified with a joystick like handle inside the wheel to aid this.

The person below me has had a series of vivid dreams about Corinthians.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, the Landover Security Humves have their steering wheels modified with a joystick like handle inside the wheel to aid this.

The person below me has had a series of vivid dreams about Corinthians.

False. I have, however, had a series of seriously vivid dreams about The Revelation of St. John the Divine. I am currently building them into a two-week lecture series to be offered in likeminded churches throughout the country for Adult Vacation Bible School/Revival End-Times Teaching Seminars.

The person below me has had lustful thoughts today.

In Christ,
Warren

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has had lustful thoughts today.

In Christ,
Warren

False. I don't know the meaning of lust. Just ask my fiancee.


The person below me has a rapture-ready toilet installed in their home.

[JennyD]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has a rapture-ready toilet installed in their home.

False!

There are 17 Rapture-Ready Toilets installed at The Monthly Visitor, courtesy of the previous owner.

They're remarkably water-efficient, so the local building codes official had no problem with me keeping them.

The person below me has questions about whether the Rapture will occur before, during, or after the Tribulation.