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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464
    #106
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Flaes!

    I cna rdea it jsut fnie!

    The person below me is dyslexic.
    Actually, am I.

    The person below me intends to change the world tonight.
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567
        #107
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
        The person below me intends to change the world tonight.
        True! Through PRAYER, the only means that is proven to work!

        The person below me will be going with the debonair Brother Nobar to the picnic, instead of me.
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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197
            #108
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            FALSE! Neither I nor Brother Nobar is into that sort of thing.

            The person under me has burned copies of the Da Vinci Code.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #109
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                FALSE! Neither I nor Brother Nobar is into that sort of thing.

                The person under me has burned copies of the Da Vinci Code.
                FALSE: Nor Angels and Demons.

                The person underneath me better not able to look up my dress. JESUS knows when you sneak a peek at things you are not supposed to
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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197
                    #110
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False! I would never ever look at a woman there!

                    The person under me like to look at women there!

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                      • Nurse Clampett
                        Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 974
                        #111
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        False! I would never ever look at a woman there!

                        The person under me like to look at women there!
                        FALSE!!!!!
                        I don't even look at myself "down there". I am always blindfolded when naked.

                        The person below me has eaten a live carp.
                        Luke 5:31
                        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #112
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                            FALSE!!!!!
                            I don't even look at myself "down there". I am always blindfolded when naked.

                            The person below me has eaten a live carp.
                            FALSE! But I bet this gook has

                            The person under me has prayed for the silly little gook.
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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567
                                #113
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                                FALSE! But I bet this gook has

                                The person under me has prayed for the silly little gook.
                                I have no comment.

                                The person below me has begged Hitoshi to bring her Chinese food, to no avail.
                                www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                                Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                                Christian Ladies:
                                Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 15708
                                    #114
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                    I have no comment.

                                    The person below me has begged Hitoshi to bring her Chinese food, to no avail.
                                    TRUE! I wanted to lure the little HELLBOUND nip to show him the way to the LORD.

                                    The person below me owns a $6,000 designer KJV1611 Bible
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                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 5131
                                        #115
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        False!
                                        I wouldn't spend that kind of money on designer ANYTHING, don't get me started on designer handbags, what a joke....

                                        The person below me thinks the earth is flat.
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                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                          • Miss Maisie
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Jul 2007
                                            • 1189
                                            #116
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            True! The bible don't say the earth is round therefore it ain't!

                                            The person below me would love to have a tea party with the Godly Mrs Palin.
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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #117
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                                                The person below me would love to have a tea party with the Godly Mrs Palin.
                                                Well...Let's just say I'd like to have a kind of party with the voluptuous and entrancing Mrs. Governor Palin. I'm not sure how much tea would be involved...


                                                The person below me has done undercover missionary work on behalf of Landover Baptist in certain unsavory areas of Des Moines.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #118
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    False (but I couldn't tell you even if it were true...)

                                                    The person under me supports homersexual abominable fake marriage.

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                                                      • Larry Lee
                                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 4464
                                                        #119
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                        False (but I couldn't tell you even if it were true...)

                                                        The person under me supports homersexual abominable fake marriage.
                                                        NEVER!

                                                        The person under me enjoys wholesome missionary-style intercourse with their high-school-sweetheart spouse, several times a year.
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                                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #120
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False, I'm not married (yet, ladies?)

                                                            The person under me knows the Bible has no contradictions

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