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  • #106
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Flaes!

    I cna rdea it jsut fnie!

    The person below me is dyslexic.
    Actually, am I.

    The person below me intends to change the world tonight.
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    I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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    • #107
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
      The person below me intends to change the world tonight.
      True! Through PRAYER, the only means that is proven to work!

      The person below me will be going with the debonair Brother Nobar to the picnic, instead of me.
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      • #108
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        FALSE! Neither I nor Brother Nobar is into that sort of thing.

        The person under me has burned copies of the Da Vinci Code.

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        • #109
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
          FALSE! Neither I nor Brother Nobar is into that sort of thing.

          The person under me has burned copies of the Da Vinci Code.
          FALSE: Nor Angels and Demons.

          The person underneath me better not able to look up my dress. JESUS knows when you sneak a peek at things you are not supposed to
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          • #110
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False! I would never ever look at a woman there!

            The person under me like to look at women there!

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            • #111
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              False! I would never ever look at a woman there!

              The person under me like to look at women there!
              FALSE!!!!!
              I don't even look at myself "down there". I am always blindfolded when naked.

              The person below me has eaten a live carp.
              Luke 5:31
              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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              • #112
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                FALSE!!!!!
                I don't even look at myself "down there". I am always blindfolded when naked.

                The person below me has eaten a live carp.
                FALSE! But I bet this gook has

                The person under me has prayed for the silly little gook.
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                • #113
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  FALSE! But I bet this gook has

                  The person under me has prayed for the silly little gook.
                  I have no comment.

                  The person below me has begged Hitoshi to bring her Chinese food, to no avail.
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                  • #114
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    I have no comment.

                    The person below me has begged Hitoshi to bring her Chinese food, to no avail.
                    TRUE! I wanted to lure the little HELLBOUND nip to show him the way to the LORD.

                    The person below me owns a $6,000 designer KJV1611 Bible
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                    • #115
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      False!
                      I wouldn't spend that kind of money on designer ANYTHING, don't get me started on designer handbags, what a joke....

                      The person below me thinks the earth is flat.
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • #116
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        True! The bible don't say the earth is round therefore it ain't!

                        The person below me would love to have a tea party with the Godly Mrs Palin.
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                        • #117
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                          The person below me would love to have a tea party with the Godly Mrs Palin.
                          Well...Let's just say I'd like to have a kind of party with the voluptuous and entrancing Mrs. Governor Palin. I'm not sure how much tea would be involved...


                          The person below me has done undercover missionary work on behalf of Landover Baptist in certain unsavory areas of Des Moines.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #118
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False (but I couldn't tell you even if it were true...)

                            The person under me supports homersexual abominable fake marriage.

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                            • #119
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              False (but I couldn't tell you even if it were true...)

                              The person under me supports homersexual abominable fake marriage.
                              NEVER!

                              The person under me enjoys wholesome missionary-style intercourse with their high-school-sweetheart spouse, several times a year.
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                              I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • #120
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False, I'm not married (yet, ladies?)

                                The person under me knows the Bible has no contradictions

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