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  • Brother Lazarus
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062
    #46
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    False.

    1 Thessalonians makes it clear there will be a Rapture. Matthew 24 makes it clear that it will occur during the Tribulations.

    The person below me is a Republican.
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
        Forum Member
        • May 2009
        • 666
        #47
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        True. Prior to my 1974 conversion, I was a far-left liberal Dumbocrat. Then I realized the errors of my ways and became a Republican. It's called "growing up".

        The person below me has read the Bible from cover to cover.
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        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

        Hosea 9:7
        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555
            #48
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post

            The person below me has read the Bible from cover to cover.
            True. Not only that, I committed it to memory by the tender age of 5. For more details on my bio, please take a look at THIS.


            The person below me has talked to a gay.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567
                #49
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The person below me has talked to a gay.
                True.

                He was my hairdresser. I had no idea he was a gay, until he mentioned that he was going to San Fransissyco for a street fair on Folsom Street.

                I inquired about it, thinking it might be fun to go as well, and he showed me photographs.



                I reported him to Bobby-Joe, hoping he could be brought into Betty Bowers' BASH program. The next day, he was gone and there was a nice new flowerbed outside his (now closed) shop. I'm not sure where he went, or why he planted flowers before leaving town. I do know that the rosebush in the middle has grown by leaps and bounds in just one year! He must have fertilized it well.

                The person below me hopes ACORN will be successful with the Cloward/Piven strategy.
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                  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 666
                    #50
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False. Those ACORN people are completely NUTS!

                    From Pastor Zeke's bio...
                    At 5-years old, little Ezekiel had memorized the entire KJV 1611 Bible. In addition, he memorized the first 2,000 pages of Strong's Concordance and quite by accident, 2-years worth articles from his mother's subscription to Women's Day magazine which were laying on the coffee table next to the concordance.

                    You truly were a child genius, Pastor Zeke! How come when Mozart is 5 he writes "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and is worshipped in history books, but your much more intellectually complex feat goes unnoticed by mass media? Oh yea. Joos.

                    When I was 5, I was running my first scam. It was a "lemonade" stand that I was selling cups of it for a nickel. In reality, it was just some dog urine and Mt. Dew.

                    Back to the game....
                    The person below me has had wet dreams about Hillary Clinton.
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                    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                    Hosea 9:7
                    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748
                        #51
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Like her drenched in blood? I may have imagined that.

                        Next person loves rocky road ice cream.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567
                            #52
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Next person loves rocky road ice cream.
                            False!

                            Nobar, every True Christian(tm) knows that "Rocky Road" is the Sodomite flavor!

                            The person below me eats Acorns for lunch.
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                            Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                            Christian Ladies:
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                              • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2009
                                • 666
                                #53
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False! You'll never find any NUTS in MY MOUTH!

                                The person below me harbors a secret admiration for Kim Jong Il.
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                                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                Hosea 9:7
                                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #54
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    False, I can never admire communist Chinese folk.

                                    The person under me has never defiled themselves by being "under" someone they weren't married to.

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                                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 5131
                                        #55
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        ROFL, true....

                                        The person below me has read 'origin of species' by Charles Darwin
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                                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                                          • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                                            Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                                            Forum Member
                                            • May 2009
                                            • 666
                                            #56
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            False. I don't read books. I burn them.

                                            The person under me has ever been institutionalized in a mental health facility.
                                            sigpic
                                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                                            Hosea 9:7
                                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                                              • Meek and Humble
                                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                Biblical Black Belt
                                                Jr. Pastor
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Dec 2008
                                                • 6197
                                                #57
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                False.

                                                The person under me agrees that gypies are going to hell.

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                                                  • Nurse Clampett
                                                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Jan 2009
                                                    • 974
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                    False.

                                                    The person under me agrees that gypies are going to hell.
                                                    TRUE!
                                                    The person under me has taken Haldol.
                                                    Luke 5:31
                                                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                                      • JennyD
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Sweet Placid Sister
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                        • 9567
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                        TRUE!
                                                        The person under me has taken Haldol.
                                                        False!

                                                        The person under me is also beneath me.
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                                                        Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                                                        Christian Ladies:
                                                        Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 18405
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
                                                            Verily!

                                                            The person under me has stoned a witch
                                                            er,.. due to an order of Pastor Decon Fred I all I can say is am a good Christian who follows ALL of The Bible and all laws.


                                                            The person under me has played Left Behind, Eternal Fores five times.

                                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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