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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
True! AMEN!
The person under me has a raunchy past that nobody knows about.
True! AMEN!
The person under me has a raunchy past that nobody knows about.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
Lawd hab mercy, yo must be a psychic!
da person unda me is a transexualEverybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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True! I have a standing office, just like Don Rumsfeld!Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
The person below me voted for Obama bin Laden.www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
Huckabee/PalinGingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!
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False. I didn't want to be personally responsible for turning this great nation into a 2nd-World Socialist Soviet Republic!
The person below me is secretly turned on by two young, beautiful women doing lesbian sexual acts with each other.sigpicSPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.Comment
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TrueOoops..FALSE.... As part of my job with SCOOP it is mypleasureduty to witness these acts.
The person under me reads only the Bible and listens only to good Christian music. I don't mean that false Christian rock, I mean Godly music like hymns and such.In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.Comment
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Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
The person under me.....
No, I cannot go on. It sounds entirely too sexural
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Bless you, Sister Sue.Originally posted by SUV View Post
The person under me.....
No, I cannot go on. It sounds entirely too sexural
The person under me will convey my invitation to Sister Sue for her to accompany me to the Church Potluck Picnic on Memorial Day.sigpic
I loved Newt before Newt was invincibleComment
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Nah, i think ur cool. I dont understand the Bible fully, I dont think anyone can. The person below me wasnt born into a christian family and chose the religion on their own accordOriginally posted by Elizabeth View Post
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True. I was "raised" an atheist, if you can call it real child-raising. I ran home when I was a teenager and embarked on a life of crime, sin, iniquity, and vice. It wasn't until I was 33 I had the TRUTH revealed to me by a personal visit with Spaceship Jesus.Originally posted by Fatass
The person who posted above me is a complete idiot for thinking no one can understand the Bible fully. Doesn't he read the posts by Landover's faithful flock? (T/F?)
sigpicSPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.Comment
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True.Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
Sister Sue, Brother Larry would enjoy the pleasure of your company at the Church Potluck Picnic. I hope he, like me, will understand that you are very busy that day and unable to attend, even though I offered to fly in from North Salem at great personal expense (and with a non-refundable ticket
) just to escort you. Maybe someone else will go with me.
True!Originally posted by fatspoon View Post
I was born to atheists, who spent their days playing card games, drinking, and fornicating with the neighbor's livestock . . . typical atheist behavior.
I was so disgusted that I turned to Jesus at the age of 9.
The person below me is NOT a Pastor.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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TRUE, I'm not but I'm engaged to one!Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
The person underneath me spends at least 3 hours a day on his knees in my Sweetypie's prayer closet praying and shouting GLORY to the LORD.Comment
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Sweet JESUS! Who snitched?!Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
That is to say...well a Prayer Closet can become mighty dusty and needs a Good Cleansing out every so often.....
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Wait! Wait! Can we get back to the Church Potluck now? Please?
The person below me
No, I think we've already discussed Prayer Closets for long enough now....
Here's the topic, then:
The next person in line Believes in...."the Holocaust" 
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I would be a fool not to accept the awful deaths of well over 218 Jews between 1941 and 1945.
The psreon udenr me had emretxe dtuifcfciy rieandg tihssigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Flaes!Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
I cna rdea it jsut fnie!
The person below me is dyslexic.Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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