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  • FoundGirlJNB
    Found Sheep
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 351
    #1216
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    False. Jesus keeps me satisfied every day in every way.


    The person under me hides Slim Jims® around the house so that they will always be at hand in case...that feeling comes along...
    False - I keep many things in the house, but still no Slim Jims!!!

    The person under me has an obsession with Slim Jims and keeps them around the house in case... that feeling comes along...
    Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #1217
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
        False - I keep many things in the house, but still no Slim Jims!!!

        The person under me has an obsession with Slim Jims and keeps them around the house in case... that feeling comes along...
        Uhm..I'll let someone else answer this...
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622
            #1218
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
            False - I keep many things in the house, but still no Slim Jims!!!

            The person under me has an obsession with Slim Jims and keeps them around the house in case... that feeling comes along...
            False. I prefer a 32oz Porterhouse steak to enrich my gullet. I don't need scrapings of random meat products from the killing floor.

            The person under me has a unibrow.

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              • FoundGirlJNB
                Found Sheep
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 351
                #1219
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                False. I prefer a 32oz Porterhouse steak to enrich my gullet. I don't need scrapings of random meat products from the killing floor.

                The person under me has a unibrow.
                False. That would have been disgusting. Eww!

                The person under me much prefers brains over brawn!
                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #1220
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                    The person under me much prefers brains over brawn!
                    False. Lucky for us all, Jesus has given me both.


                    The person under me has dated a serial killer.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930
                        #1221
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        The person under me has dated a serial killer.
                        False, she got off on a technicality.

                        The person under me wishes Brett Favre would explode from a Godly bolt of lightening.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • FoundGirlJNB
                            Found Sheep
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 351
                            #1222
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            False, she got off on a technicality.

                            The person under me wishes Brett Favre would explode from a Godly bolt of lightening.
                            True - but really any type of bolt will do!!

                            The person under me is addicted to the internet!
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                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                              • WickedWitch
                                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1366
                                #1223
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                So you admit it, their blood DOES taste better! I KNEW THE STORIES WERE TRUE!
                                I enjoy anyone's blood, so long as it's healthy. But their blood isn't what makes virgins so attractive to me.
                                Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                The person under me is addicted to the internet!
                                True. So much so I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't access the net somehow or other. It's pretty sad, actually.


                                The person under me likes spending time out of the city.
                                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                  • Meek and Humble
                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                    Jr. Pastor
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 6197
                                    #1224
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    True. I live on a farm.

                                    The person under me has trouble balancing their farm chores and duties to their church.

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                                      • FoundGirlJNB
                                        Found Sheep
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 351
                                        #1225
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                        True. I live on a farm.

                                        The person under me has trouble balancing their farm chores and duties to their church.
                                        Umm, false. I live in the city (that never sleeps, no less), so have more time on my hands than I know what to do with!

                                        The person under me doesn't know how to milk a cow!
                                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                          • WickedWitch
                                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                            • Jan 2007
                                            • 1366
                                            #1226
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                            Umm, false. I live in the city (that never sleeps, no less), so have more time on my hands than I know what to do with!

                                            The person under me doesn't know how to milk a cow!
                                            I sense a sexual innuendo of some kind, but am choosing to ignore it. False. I can milk a cow, sheer a sheep, saddle and ride a horse. I love farmlife!


                                            The person under me has been horseback riding since they could walk.
                                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                              • FoundGirlJNB
                                                Found Sheep
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 351
                                                #1227
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                                I sense a sexual innuendo of some kind, but am choosing to ignore it. False. I can milk a cow, sheer a sheep, saddle and ride a horse. I love farmlife!


                                                The person under me has been horseback riding since they could walk.
                                                Here's a shocker - True, believe it or not. I've had horses on our ranch since I was but a baby!

                                                The person under me has a fear of being left behind...
                                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                                  • WickedWitch
                                                    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                                    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                                    • Jan 2007
                                                    • 1366
                                                    #1228
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                                                    Here's a shocker - True, believe it or not. I've had horses on our ranch since I was but a baby! Colour me jealous! I've been riding since I was really little, too, but I've never owned my own horse. Always had to go out of town to riding stables. I've wanted a pure-bred black Arabian since I was 4 - talk about expensive taste, eh? Lol.

                                                    The person under me has a fear of being left behind... Aww, honey! We won't leave you behind!
                                                    False. I don't mind the solitude.


                                                    The person under me is glad to see The Question Thread revived.
                                                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                                      • FoundGirlJNB
                                                        Found Sheep
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Sep 2009
                                                        • 351
                                                        #1229
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                                        False. I don't mind the solitude.


                                                        The person under me is glad to see The Question Thread revived.
                                                        Oh so very TRUE!!!

                                                        The person under me thinks I'm a terrible, revolting harlot!
                                                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                                          • Sungstra
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            • Sep 2009
                                                            • 76
                                                            #1230
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Well, we can be terrible, revolting harlots TOGETHER!

                                                            The next person loves Australia.

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