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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405
    #1291
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    False.


    The person under me dislikes confrontation and prefers not to be angry.
    TRUE My job is a endless source of personal pain due the scorn I get from the rest of the population.

    The person under me is out raged at the shabby treatment Rush Limbaugh is receiving from the liberal elites of the NFL.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #1292
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        The person under me is out raged at the shabby treatment Rush Limbaugh is receiving from the liberal elites of the NFL.
        True. Outraged is an understatement. I've been on the phone with him for an hour and he's inconsolable. I'm going to take him off to his favorite resort in the Dominican Republic later today. Rush deserves better than this.


        The person under me uses lye soap to bathe with, because that's what his father (pastor Lamentations Flint) always used.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • FoundGirlJNB
            Found Sheep
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 351
            #1293
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The person under me uses lye soap to bathe with, because that's what his father (pastor Lamentations Flint) always used.
            Umm, ok. That's awkward...

            False!

            The person under me is still searching for his good Christian wife!
            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #1294
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                True

                The person under me is annoyed that his bitter Russian ex-fiancee has taken to cyber-stalking him

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #1295
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    The person under me is annoyed that his bitter Russian ex-fiancee has taken to cyber-stalking him
                    False. My fiancee isn't a commie, and she knows her place.


                    The person under me sleeps less than 3 hours a night because he is ON FIRE for Jesus and has a backlog of pastoral counseling to do....
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567
                        #1296
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        False. My fiancee isn't a commie, and she knows her place.


                        The person under me sleeps less than 3 hours a night because he is ON FIRE for Jesus and has a backlog of pastoral counseling to do....
                        False! I sleep less than 3 hours a night because I'm constantly awakened by the nightmares of my place of business being ON FIRE, torched by an as-yet-at-large mob who dressed just like Landover Security Detail officers.

                        I'm starting to get a bit suspicious.

                        The person under me can't see why holophonics is any different than recording on left and right channels.
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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131
                            #1297
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False. Tl;dr.

                            The person under me can't understand why *some people* seem to be either hot or cold towards them but never in between, always without warning, and with absolutely no logcial explanation.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556
                                #1298
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                The person under me can't understand why *some people* seem to be either hot or cold towards them but never in between, always without warning, and with absolutely no logcial explanation.
                                False. Heathen witch scum will naturally be "hot" for you, because they know you'll fornicate with anything that stands still long enough. True Christians(tm) will follow Scripture and shun you like the plague.


                                The person under me smells like Chicken Noodle Soup.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • JennyD
                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                    Sweet Placid Sister
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 9567
                                    #1299
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    False. Heathen witch scum will naturally be "hot" for you, because they know you'll fornicate with anything that stands still long enough. True Christians™ will follow Scripture and shun you like the plague.


                                    The person under me smells like Chicken Noodle Soup.
                                    False. French onion.

                                    The person under me knows that there is absolutely, positively, no such thing as vampires!
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                                      • FoundGirlJNB
                                        Found Sheep
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Sep 2009
                                        • 351
                                        #1300
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                        False. French onion.

                                        The person under me knows that there is absolutely, positively, no such thing as vampires!
                                        True.

                                        The person under me knows that marijuana kills brain cells and would never touch the devil's drug at risk of loosing their mind completely!
                                        Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                          • Nurse Clampett
                                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Jan 2009
                                            • 974
                                            #1301
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                                            The person under me knows that marijuana kills brain cells and would never touch the devil's drug at risk of loosing their mind completely!
                                            Of course I would never toke on weed. On top of all the health complications the drug leaves you open to demonic attack!
                                            The person under me sleeps with a loaded .357 under their pillow. (Along with the KJV of course!)
                                            Luke 5:31
                                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                              • Hank
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Oct 2009
                                                • 405
                                                #1302
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                                The person under me sleeps with a loaded .357 under their pillow. (Along with the KJV of course!)
                                                False. I sleep with a Desert Eagle .50. Its got more stopping power. And a Bible of course.

                                                The person under me has never bashed a Jehovas Witness mishinary.
                                                Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                                                GOD HATES FAGS
                                                Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                                                DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                                                 WHITE AND PROUD

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                                                  • JennyD
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Sweet Placid Sister
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 9567
                                                    #1303
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
                                                    False. I sleep with a Desert Eagle .50. Its got more stopping power. And a Bible of course.

                                                    The person under me has never bashed a Jehovas Witness mishinary.
                                                    False! Bashed, bound, and bled beat, Brother! Rolled up them magazines of his and forced them into both ends . . . then strung him up from a watchtower, just for the irony.

                                                    The person under me has loaded coal repeatedly.
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                                                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 8622
                                                        #1304
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                                        False! Bashed, bound, and bled beat, Brother! Rolled up them magazines of his and forced them into both ends . . . then strung him up from a watchtower, just for the irony.

                                                        The person under me has loaded coal repeatedly.
                                                        False. What is this? 1869?

                                                        The person under me has dropped a penny off the top of a skyscraper.

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #1305
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False...

                                                            The person under me is afraid of heights...

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