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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414
    #1396
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
    The person under was hanging from the ceilings in a gimp suit before they were saved.
    A what suit? Is that some sort of slang for something? Anyway, seeing as I have no idea what it is, and that hanging from the ceiling was one of the few debaucheries I didn't get up to in the convent... False.

    The person under me gets easily confused by today's Ebonics-based slang.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552
        #1397
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        The person under me gets easily confused by today's Ebonics-based slang.
        True, but my nigra cook's boy can translate for me. He can lick his nose with his own tongue too.


        The person under me wonders why God allows foreigners to be so lazy.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622
            #1398
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            True, but my nigra cook's boy can translate for me. He can lick his nose with his own tongue too.


            The person under me wonders why God allows foreigners to be so lazy.
            False. It's all part of God's master plan to make America the leader of the world and it's up to us to get those lazy foreigners to toil hard for us in our wonderful factories around the globe.

            The person below me helped Republicans gain more political control in this month's election by putting signs up in high-Democratic areas (read: Negro ghettoes, gay areas of cities, and college towns) and pointing them to non-existent polling places.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197
                #1399
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Obviously.

                The person under me enjoys the works of William Blake, Wordsworth, Coleridge, and all the English Romantics.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552
                    #1400
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    The person under me enjoys the works of William Blake, Wordsworth, Coleridge, and all the English Romantics.
                    True. They make excellent kindling!


                    The person under me likes raw onions as a late night snack...
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Ishmael
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 11
                        #1401
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        The person under me likes raw onions as a late night snack...
                        If there is nothing else, but prefers a Doner Kebab Pot Noodle and can of Spesh (Special Brew).

                        http://www.brandrepublic.com/Discipl...kebab-flavour/

                        http://www.arrysbrewsite.co.uk/


                        The person below me wants to buy the world a coke and keep it company.
                        "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is
                        Jealous, is a jealous God"

                        Exodus C34 P14

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                          • greenpomaceous
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 85
                            #1402
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            False. Can't/don't drink soda... kidneys are a wonderful thing when they function properly... mine however, don't.

                            The person below me owns at lease one George Foreman Grill.
                            "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things." -- favorite KJV verse ever!!! Our LORD is so awesome in everything he does.

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #1403
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                False. If God didn't want us eating fat, he wouldn't have put it into our hamburgers!

                                Next: the person under me has purchased merchandise he's seen on television

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                                  • Nurse Clampett
                                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jan 2009
                                    • 974
                                    #1404
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                                    The person under me enjoys the works of William Blake, Wordsworth, Coleridge, and all the English Romantics.
                                    False! If I want poetry I'll read Leviticus.
                                    The person under me eats Baby Jesus in the form of a papist cracker.
                                    Luke 5:31
                                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                                      • Brother Enoch
                                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2008
                                        • 4392
                                        #1405
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                                        False! If I want poetry I'll read Leviticus.
                                        The person under me eats Baby Jesus in the form of a papist cracker.
                                        False. No more death cookies for me. Thank you Landover!

                                        The person under me once met Jack Chick.

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #1406
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            True. And I made to explain to him why he is a false Christian! http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...bad_tracts.htm

                                            The person under me knows why the writer of jesus-is-savior.com is also a false Christian!

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                                              • Emil Sledge
                                                struggling to make sense for Jesus
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 257
                                                #1407
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                True. And I made to explain to him why he is a false Christian! http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False...bad_tracts.htm

                                                The person under me knows why the writer of jesus-is-savior.com is also a false Christian!
                                                TRUE!

                                                (From the www.jesus-is-savior.com web site) It will be a cold day in Hell before I ever sell anything on my website. I'm so sick of covetous believers. I wish I could visit a Baptist church nowadays that doesn't make an issue of money. I've had several people ask me how much money I make from my website—NEVER A PENNY! I want everyone to know that this is a labor of love and sincerity. When you sell something, it is a conflict of interest. To the same degree that a minister is covetous, to that same degree he will censor the truth. Guaranteed! My ministry is the Lords, I do it for Him, and I trust Him to keep it going. It only costs me a couple hundreds dollars per year for my 5 GB sized website. I get upset at these so-called Christian 1 MB sized websites that beg for money to keep up with their “high expenses.” Oh please! Who's kidding who?
                                                If this aint aimed right at Gods favorite website I dont know what is. That heathen dont tithe a penny to Landover Baptist Church and never will. I am shocked to know some one like this can be allowed to have a web site like that to lead people astray like that. Lolas gonna look nito what demons might be at play there for sure!

                                                The person below me knows a different reason why the writer of jesus-is-savior.com is also a false Christian!
                                                GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                                                  • Lola Handcock
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Oct 2009
                                                    • 739
                                                    #1408
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    The person below me knows a different reason why the writer of jesus-is-savior.com is also a false Christian!
                                                    __________________

                                                    TRUE. I did some checking ,its from the country of Haiti.......That's the home of VODO
                                                    it is not a TRUE CHRISTIAN place.Its ran by Satan and his DEMONS.

                                                    The person below me thinks GOD is a negroid woman !

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #1409
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
                                                        The person below me thinks GOD is a negroid woman !


                                                        False as false can be! What a concept!



                                                        The person under me has pre-ordered 1 dozen copies of Sarah Pailn's new book, all autographed by her own hand!
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Meek and Humble
                                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                                            Jr. Pastor
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 6197
                                                            #1410
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            False

                                                            The person under me has more money than they know what to do with...

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