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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #511
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    When's the lucky day?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Meek and Humble
      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
      Biblical Black Belt
      Jr. Pastor
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2008
      • 6197

      #512
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Either Wednesday or Thursday, apparently.

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #513
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        Oh my, well, I, err...*checks Bible* we have to get married first...
        Oh bother, we've been down this road before. You're a smart lad, I'm sure you could find a loop-hole around marriage in that book of yours. When a person's inspired enough, they can do anything. Don't I inspire you?
        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        When's the lucky day?
        Friday, was my understanding.
        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        Either Wednesday or Thursday, apparently.
        Well, today's Wednesday, and it's against my own personal law to do anything of any great import on Canada Day, lest it be celebrating. Thursday I have some appointments (courtesy of my blasted ovaries). Friday I'm free. But I don't see the point in trying to pull together a wedding in such a short amount of time, I mean, just think of the hassle and stress, the amount of effort it would take, the cost. It seems like an awful lot of trouble for me to have to go through when marriage really isn't what I'm looking for.


        Aaaanyway, we've interrupted this thread for long enough. Back to the game (<-- you just lost)!
        Originally posted by moi
        The person below me is normally mild-mannered and well-behaved, but has suddenly become a wanton harlot, desperate for satisfaction.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #514
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #515
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            The person under me needs to stop flirting with Alie.

            Thats my job...
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Meek and Humble
              Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
              Biblical Black Belt
              Jr. Pastor
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2008
              • 6197

              #516
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              True (she keeps stepping all over my heart...)

              The person under me has no heart

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #517
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                The person under me needs to stop flirting with Alie.

                Thats my job...
                Oh, you sneaky, sneaky!
                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                True (she keeps stepping all over my heart...) You're the one who keeps rejecting me! I cried for days over you!

                The person under me has no heart
                False. I have a heart which I keep closely guarded because boys keep hurting it.

                The person under me would probably come find that he and I are compatible if only he'd accept me as I am (as a Pagan).
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #518
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  False.

                  The person under me would probably find that she and I were compatible if only she'd accept Jesus in her heart.

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                  • WickedWitch
                    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1366

                    #519
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    False. I can't change my religion for you, I'm sorry.

                    The person below me might be willing to 'agree to disagree' and go ahead with courtship without either party converting.
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #520
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Um, I'll have to ask one of the Pastors...

                      The person under me thinks such a relationship would damn me to hell

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                      • Larry Lee
                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 4464

                        #521
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        Um, I'll have to ask one of the Pastors...

                        The person under me thinks such a relationship would damn me to hell
                        ... quicker than you can say premature ejaculation.

                        The person under me thinks HB should thank his lucky stars for having been found not wanting.
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                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                        • Johnnyboy
                          True Christian™ fisherman
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 801

                          #522
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                          ... quicker than you can say premature ejaculation.

                          The person under me thinks HB should thank his lucky stars for having been found not wanting.

                          Gotta go with false on this one.

                          The person below me thinks the Mazda Miata is a sweet ride

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #523
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post

                            The person below me thinks the Mazda Miata is a sweet ride
                            False: I am opposed to ethnic food, especially Italian, on religious and moral grounds.


                            The person below me is greatful to his Godly father for beating him on a daily basis for all of his childhood, thus bringing him closer to Christ.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Fallen Angel
                              Resident gothtard witch
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 197

                              #524
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              false im not a christain or a boy n my dad dint beat me

                              da ppl below me lyk 2 go on rolercosters
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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #525
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                No, I get wiplash.

                                Next person has a lot of debt.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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