[ChoirBoy]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has tasted Widow Helen's pie and found that, while tasty, it is not so juicy as Sister Phebe's pie. (In fact, somewhat dry.)

True! But REAL cream makes it just as juicy as anyone else's.

Well it has been awhile, but I am back. I had a lot to do to get things right around here. I hope to be back more often!

The person below me is secretly scared of the rapture. good luck Brother!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! But REAL cream makes it just as juicy as anyone else's.

Well it has been awhile, but I am back. I had a lot to do to get things right around here. I hope to be back more often!

The person below me is secretly scared of the rapture. good luck Brother!

False. I know where I'll be going! Do you?

The person below me thinks it is better to have loved and lost, than to never have spray-painted graffiti on a false religion's house of demon worship.

[Sister Charli]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me thinks it is better to have loved and lost,

I am yet to experience this whole love thing but Pastor John has chosen me a good True Christian™ man in Mr Luke whom I marry 10.10.10 so I am guessing after the vows we will experience this love thing.

than to never have spray-painted graffiti on a false religion's house of demon worship.

Again I have not done this whole graffiti thing though it does sound like fun.

NEXT: The person below me has given up their homosexual lifestyle for Christ.
Praise Jesus!

[David Micheal]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I am yet to experience this whole love thing but Pastor John has chosen me a good True Christian™ man in Mr Luke whom I marry 10.10.10 so I am guessing after the vows we will experience this love thing.


Again I have not done this whole graffiti thing though it does sound like fun.

NEXT: The person below me has given up their homosexual lifestyle for Christ.
Praise Jesus!

I was never a homersexual.

The person below me just finished reading their KJV Bible.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

I was never a homersexual.

The person below me just finished reading their KJV Bible.

TRUE! I just finished it last month and I should be finishing it again a few days. I usually read the Bible about ten or twelve times a year.

The person below me is nothing but a tool.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

TRUE! I just finished it last month and I should be finishing it again a few days. I usually read the Bible about ten or twelve times a year.

The person below me is nothing but a tool.

True! I'm a Tool for Jesus! I love to be used by Him, however He wishes!

The person below me longs to be a tool, too.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! I'm a Tool for Jesus! I love to be used by Him, however He wishes!

The person below me longs to be a tool, too.

I strive in every way to be a tool for my husband, who is unto his wife as Jesus is unto a man. Unfortunately, I am still bound by my rebellious nature as a woman, and constantly long to have the Devil's fruit inside me.

The person below me is a fruit pie gobbling machine!

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Annie1]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. I like the occasional slice but my real joy is in making them, not eating them

The person below me can't wait for the leaves to start changing color!

[Ummalummadingdong]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, it's now spring so it's blooming

The person underneath me Loves God & Jesus

[Sister Charli]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person underneath me Loves God & Jesus

Oh yes. Most definitely.

The person below me thinks halloween is evil and can't wait until thanksgiving.

[Annie1]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True True True. Halloween is the worst time of year

The person below me wants to deep fry a turkey this Thanksgiving.

[SamSeekingSalvation]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True True True. Halloween is the worst time of year

The person below me wants to deep fry a turkey this Thanksgiving.

False, I prefer my Turkey grilled. It goes great with cranberry sauce.

The person below me owns a pet.

[John Scopes]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, I prefer my Turkey grilled. It goes great with cranberry sauce.

The person below me owns a pet.

Several actually, everyone must eat you know.

The person below me believes in natural selection.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

Several actually, everyone must eat you know.

The person below me believes in natural selection.

True! A man should always select a woman for his wife. That's a natural selection.

The homosexuals select other men for their wives . . . unnatural selection.

The person below me thinks only homers and women call "brown" and "tan" things like "chocolate" and "taupe".

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True! A man should always select a woman for his wife. That's a natural selection.

The homosexuals select other men for their wives . . . unnatural selection.

The person below me thinks only homers and women call "brown" and "tan" things like "chocolate" and "taupe".

False. If I ever heard my wife calling poop chocolate I would relieve her of her culinary duties immediately.

The person below me has a launch pad in their yard and is ready for the rapture.