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  • SoldierofChrist
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2015
    • 86

    #1006
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Feminists and Emos. Poor depraved wretches
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    Praise Jesus! For He alone saves

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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #1007
      Re: What are you offended by right now?


      After The Rapture Pet Care
      The type of person who cares about the well being of some stupid cat is not the type of person who will be Raptured anyway, amen? And the company that offers this service is obviously run by atheists who will certainly sacrifice the cat to satan, or eat it, once it is delivered into their care...so what's the point??

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #1008
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        I'm offended by the fact that there isn't a Landover forums mobile app that I can download, or even a mobile version of this site. Navigating the desktop version on my BlackBerry is tricky as balls and don't you know everything revolves around what is most convenient for me?
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #1009
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          I'm offended by the fact that there isn't a Landover forums mobile app that I can download, or even a mobile version of this site. Navigating the desktop version on my BlackBerry is tricky as balls and don't you know everything revolves around what is most convenient for me?
          There is a JesOS app but it is only for True Christians(tm) of sufficient tithe standing.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • WickedWitch
            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #1010
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            There is a JesOS app but it is only for True Christians™ of sufficient tithe standing.
            I'm offended by that.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #1011
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              I'm offended by that.
              And Jesus is offended by filthy degenerate witches.

              Exodus 22:18
              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
              .
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #1012
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                And Jesus is offended by filthy degenerate witches.
                Hmm, I'm tempted to be offended by that.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                • WickedWitch
                  Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                  CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1366

                  #1013
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  People who power-trip are pretty offensive.
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076

                    #1014
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    People who use "per say".

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                    • WickedWitch
                      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1366

                      #1015
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      People who use "per say".
                      I would really love to give you positive reputation for this post, but someone seems to have revoked my ability to do so. Which offends me.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Esther B.
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 575

                        #1016
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        People who are easily offended.
                        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Deuteronomy 6.5

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12921

                          #1017
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Currently I'm heavily offended by all of the roadworks slowing down my commute in Michigan. If they think they can finish all that before winter comes, they are WRONG. God will soon smite Michigan with snow, which means that the roadworks will be stopped and all of these piles of broken asphalt and whatnot will just lay there obstructing traffic the whole winter.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12921

                            #1018
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            I am deeply offended by some members of our Church (who shall remain nameless) who have the nerve to doubt that Donald Trump () is a chosen by God to be our next President.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • I Man Rastafari
                              Possibly retarded pothead
                              • Oct 2015
                              • 1019

                              #1019
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              I am deeply offended by some members of our Church (who shall remain nameless) who have the nerve to doubt that Donald Trump () is a chosen by God to be our next President.

                              Do not grieve Sistren. Senator Bernie Sanders is to be the next President of America. He is for the Black man and for the people. I am pledged to vote for him and he is pledged to provide a larger stipend as well as a position for myself. Everything is going to be free and the rich will finally have to pay their fair share.
                              Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #1020
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                                Do not grieve Sistren. Senator Bernie Sanders is to be the next President of America. He is for the Black man and for the people. I am pledged to vote for him and he is pledged to provide a larger stipend as well as a position for myself. Everything is going to be free and the rich will finally have to pay their fair share.
                                An old joo? President of God's favorite country?


                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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