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Feminists and Emos. Poor depraved wretches
Feminists and Emos. Poor depraved wretches
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Re: What are you offended by right now?
After The Rapture Pet Care
The type of person who cares about the well being of some stupid cat is not the type of person who will be Raptured anyway, amen? And the company that offers this service is obviously run by atheists who will certainly sacrifice the cat to satan, or eat it, once it is delivered into their care...so what's the point??
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I'm offended by the fact that there isn't a Landover forums mobile app that I can download, or even a mobile version of this site. Navigating the desktop version on my BlackBerry is tricky as balls and don't you know everything revolves around what is most convenient for me?This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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There is a JesOS app but it is only for True Christians(tm) of sufficient tithe standing.Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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I'm offended by that.Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View PostThis space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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And Jesus is offended by filthy degenerate witches.Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
.Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hmm, I'm tempted to be offended by that.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostAnd Jesus is offended by filthy degenerate witches.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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People who power-trip are pretty offensive.This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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People who use "per say".
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I would really love to give you positive reputation for this post, but someone seems to have revoked my ability to do so. Which offends me.Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostThis space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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People who are easily offended.And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5Comment
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Currently I'm heavily offended by all of the roadworks slowing down my commute in Michigan. If they think they can finish all that before winter comes, they are WRONG. God will soon smite Michigan with snow, which means that the roadworks will be stopped and all of these piles of broken asphalt and whatnot will just lay there obstructing traffic the whole winter.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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I am deeply offended by some members of our Church (who shall remain nameless) who have the nerve to doubt that Donald Trump (
) is a 
chosen by God to be our next President.
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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Originally posted by Basilissa View PostI am deeply offended by some members of our Church (who shall remain nameless) who have the nerve to doubt that Donald Trump () is a chosen by God to be our next President.
Do not grieve Sistren. Senator Bernie Sanders is to be the next President of America. He is for the Black man and for the people. I am pledged to vote for him and he is pledged to provide a larger stipend as well as a position for myself. Everything is going to be free and the rich will finally have to pay their fair share.Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4Comment
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An old joo? President of God's favorite country?Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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