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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #556
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    I'm offended by GoDaddy.com and their susceptibility to hackers.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Whip of Japheth
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jul 2009
      • 161

      #557
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Right now and all my life. The ringkissers.

      Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
      Joshua 1:18

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      • John North
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2012
        • 414

        #558
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        I accidentally bought a six-pack of these today. Offended is not a strong enough word to describe how I feel right now.

        Stop whining
        (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
        (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
        (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
        (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #559
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          We have a deputy prime minister in godless England. And he's not only anti-God he's a gutless worm. Apparently he was all geared up to launch a blistering attack on everyone who is righteous defending normal marriage against the faggot onslaught when he realised he might have to back himself up and confront the wrath of God's elect. So he dropped the word "bigot" from his speech in the hope Jesus could be fooled into not burning him in God's love.

          Spineless creeps like this offend me, spitting in Jesus' face while trying to pretend they are not.
          sigpic
          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Derek Grayson
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Sep 2012
            • 1

            #560
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I am deeply offended by catholics. They aren't Christians!

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            • Hannah Davis
              Rita's latest sock puppet.
              Forum Member
              • Aug 2012
              • 62

              #561
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              The college students around the area! They blabber in this deranged mix of English, Spanish, and occasionally Oriental! (I can't tell what country- they all sound the same to me) Isn't Godly American enough for these youth? I guess that's what happens when they are raised by LIEberal parents and allowed to go to LIEberal colleges. Lord, when are You coming? Can you at least strike them mute or something? I'm desperate! They aren't going to repent anyway in the direction they're going!
              1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #562
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Housemate who thinks that "hygiene" is what you say to the neighbour when you see him in the morning.

                Seriously, meat wrappers stuffed into the f^cking couch...

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                • Hannah Davis
                  Rita's latest sock puppet.
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 62

                  #563
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Housemate who thinks that "hygiene" is what you say to the neighbour when you see him in the morning.

                  Seriously, meat wrappers stuffed into the f^cking couch...
                  Ew that's so gross!
                  1 Corinthians 11:8- For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #564
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Housemate who thinks that "hygiene" is what you say to the neighbour when you see him in the morning.

                    Seriously, meat wrappers stuffed into the f^cking couch...
                    I'm offended by your euphemism for used condoms.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14125

                      #565
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      I am offended by enemy submarines

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                      • John North
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 414

                        #566
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Homoerotic food of all kinds; it completely makes me lose my appetite.







                        Stop whining
                        (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                        (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                        (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                        (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #567
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Foxes! I can't stand those little communists of animal kingdom. I have prayed so long for God to extinct them, but apparently I have not been praying hard enough yet.

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14125

                            #568
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                            Foxes! I can't stand those little communists of animal kingdom. I have prayed so long for God to extinct them, but apparently I have not been praying hard enough yet.
                            Anything foreign related to food:







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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #569
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              corduroy pants

                              That "swish-swish" sound they make reminds me of when I used to be a queer.

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                              • PraiseTheLord4
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 23

                                #570
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Is there anything that doesn't offend you?
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