[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Hi there --

If you can wait bit, I'd be happy to ship you some homemade dung bread.

Ezekiel 4:12

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

It may bit a wee nutty, I hope you're ain't allergic. I call it my homemade huckernickel bread.

How Christian of you, sweetie. Fear not: I prayed and God provided like He does for the birds (Matthew 6:26).

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

How Christian of you, sweetie. Fear not: I prayed and God provided like He does for the birds (Matthew 6:26).

Isn't Jesus wonderful?


Call me picky, but I wouldn't eat Ezekiel bread made with the dung of the UnSaved. Fortunately we still have power here, but if human dung is required then God will provide. We mill our own flour - so much more nutritious than shop-bought - so what with the boys' spear-fishing we are well-equipped to feed (what very often feels like) the 5,000.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

We mill our own flour - so much more nutritious

And delicious! When it's crushed wheat kernels, maybe ⅕ or ⅙ the size of a grain of wheat, that's the best to eat. Yum!

[IAmTheTrueVillageIdiot]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

By all those who claim that women supposedly deserved to have rights too.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by tunashaming. I love a tuna salad sandwich and I feel oppressed by those who tunashame. Can I now start a riot, please?

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Hi there --

If you can wait bit, I'd be happy to ship you some homemade dung bread.


Ezekiel 4:12

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.



It may bit a wee nutty, I hope you're ain't allergic. I call it my homemade huckernickel bread.

This person is a clear example of those who pluck through the Bible without seeking any real understanding.


Dung of different sorts has been used as fuel for fires in many cultures. Granted, this practice has normally been limited to the use of grass-eating animals' dung. This is because their droppings, when dried, burn rather like burnt grass--the grass being"fuel" which the animals use for their own "engines".


The former Mr. Upchucker, in his general ignorance and specific insincerity to really know the Bible, has equated the word "bake" with the word "make". (In more ways than one.)


He has even left out the entire part of the verse which makes specific reference to the use of ashes in the normal baking process.


Mr. Unchucker was rightfully banned, because his intent and efforts were all on behalf of the Deceiver. He had no desire to enlighten anyone about True Christianity(tm).

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I wish Trump's administration wasn't giving so much free advertising to John Bolton's book - there's so much fuss about it that now even I want to read it.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I wish Trump's administration wasn't giving so much free advertising to John Bolton's book - there's so much fuss about it that now even I want to read it.

And, they kept putting Bolton's ugly mustache on the front of every newspaper and news site. If he cries, a tear comes down for a look and runs right back up.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I wish Trump's administration wasn't giving so much free advertising to John Bolton's book - there's so much fuss about it that now even I want to read it.

I know! Right?


Even though Bolton is probably the most unworthy scum that has ever lived, the fact that he even got that close to Trump's inner circle has me fascinated.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am greatly saddened and deeply offended that a LIBERAL HOAX, a.k.a. a mild flu which will magically disappear any day now, has caused our beloved President to cancel the Republican Convention.

President Donald Trump announced Thursday that Republicans have scrapped plans to hold convention activities in Jacksonville, Florida...
Trump was closely watching as several Republican lawmakers said they weren't going to Jacksonville or were considering not going, a person familiar said. Trump was wary of having sparse attendance at the convention. Just a month ago, the Trump campaign was playing up expectations for a massive crowd at the President's first rally since the pandemic began, but those crowds in Tulsa, Oklahoma, were much smaller than expected.

[Rerry3]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by what's happening in the world, this virus and race problems, why it is in 2020. I had plans to have naked dirty sex in Spain soon, but everybody should sit at home and wait.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I am offended by what's happening in the world, this virus and race problems, why it is in 2020. I had plans to have naked dirty sex in Spain soon, but everybody should sit at home and wait.

The biggest problem is not dying from a germ or an angry negro, but dying without Christ in your heart. Christians should not sit at home and wait. We've been called to evangelize (Matthew 28:19-20), to the four corners of the earth (Matthew 24:14), and then Jesus will come in a Blaze of Glory (Revelation 19:11-13)! He'll be accompanied by an entire cavalry of ancient warriors from outer space, with swords and bows and arrows and angry horses ready to trample on the Jews and Muslims and Feminists and Liberals and Vegans and everyone else in the Whole World who opposes Him and His Rule! (Revelation 19:14-16) Glory! The blood of the enemies will reach the height of the horses bridles (Revelation 14:19-20), as if space horses wouldn't be enough to scare the living daylights out of the heathens, the sloshing of blood making The Shining Elevator Scene look like a diorama!





We will know it is Jesus because, well, besides flying horses appearing from outer space, he will have a sword in his mouth and his name written on his thigh. Not that the True Christian™ will need to confirm this, it's not like a passport that needs to be checked before coming into Earth's Atmosphere or anything so hopelessly mundane like that.

We will praise Jesus and we will be watching for New Jerusalem to descend from the sky, dressed as a beautiful bride (Revelation 21:2)! Glory!

I don't know how this could be offensive to anyone, frankly. I cannot wait and I do my part to bring Christ to this world every single day!

[Rerry3]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

By the way, if someone stuck in the situation like me who would also wanted to [SEXED UP GAY PROSTITUTION ADVERTISING REMOVED BY MODERATOR] so we could be offended together. If we would be together it is easier to handle it

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I get accused of pushing my religion on people, but the religion of Satanism is pushed on the masses daily, especially with games and children's toys. It's their best way of indoctrinating the kids into the occult (Magic Eight Ball).

Satanists love to do things in reverse, like Alistair Crowley said. SEGA = AGES. Ages of Genesis, Ages of Saturn (SATAN), Master System (a master is someone who has people doing their bidding, ie, Satan), Ages of Dream Casting (spells, hexes), Sonic (maSONIC).

But I'm the crazy one screaming into the wind. I'm being unfair raising my children to hold and defend my beliefs.

[WWJDnow]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

But I'm the crazy one screaming into the wind. I'm being unfair raising my children to hold and defend my beliefs.

It's been going on ever since America went Communist under FDR. We have to fight constantly to keep the science out of our schools, to keep family values such as flogging homosexuals at the center of American political life, to keep women and minorities and foreigners in the places God assigned to them, to spread the good word that President Trump has made America great again with his fabulous policies, and to be able to stand up and say "I'm not wearing a COVID death mask or getting microchipped by Bill Gates' vaccine and neither are my children."

The liberals don't have the facts on their side, so they result to name-calling and say that we're the crazy ones. What could be crazier than that?