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NSFW** The Most WaNTon HArlot EVER!???

12-20-2010, 02:09 PM

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I was flabbergasted at this. Speechless. So much so that I ranted to my Bible Student Apprentice about this for perhaps 2 hours or so.

I'm actually more irate with the 'newspaper' for giving it publicity. But after thought, I wondered if there was actually any rival as bad as or wosrse than this harlot.

Be warned regarding the content Brethren. It isn't pleasant.

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12-20-2010, 03:20 PM

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I shudder to contemplate Satan's punishment for her in HELL . . . .

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12-20-2010, 04:33 PM

Re: NSFW** The Most WaNTon HArlot EVER!???

Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post

I shudder to contemplate Satan's punishment for her in HELL . . . .

Abstinence?

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12-20-2010, 04:39 PM

Re: NSFW** The Most WaNTon HArlot EVER!???

Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post

Abstinence?

No, don't be silly. Satan and his demons will rape her like any sinner. The punishment fits the the crime; was she humping Jesus? No! So Satan is going to bend her over for an eternity.

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12-20-2010, 04:48 PM

Re: NSFW** The Most WaNTon HArlot EVER!???

Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

No, don't be silly. Satan and his demons will rape her like any sinner. The punishment fits the the crime; was she humping Jesus? No! So Satan is going to bend her over for an eternity.

The problem is, unlesss Satan has some innovatively unspeakable...devices, surely she'll be just enjoying it as much as before?

YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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12-20-2010, 05:01 PM

Re: NSFW** The Most WaNTon HArlot EVER!???

Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post

The problem is, unlesss Satan has some innovatively unspeakable...devices, surely she'll be just enjoying it as much as before?

YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

Wow that's just awful. And she's proud of herself posing in pictures with these guys. I can't believe this this is sick!!

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12-20-2010, 06:50 PM

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I don't think there's been a better or more eligible candidate for my Ladies of the Lord ministry. This filthy whore needs to be put in her place. I think I can provide stern and firm guidance to get this harlot in submission. This afternoon, I'm going to contact my personal private detective, Sam Diamond, to find her address and phone number. I'll be contacting her shortly.

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12-20-2010, 06:51 PM

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I heard of Jesus feeding 5,000 men with just two fish, but one whore feeding 5,000 men with two lips is just ridiculous!

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12-20-2010, 07:00 PM

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Eze:23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Eze:23:21: Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.

The young lady may have taken the above verses out of context. It is not a command to do it, but a command to refrain!

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12-21-2010, 12:15 AM

Re: NSFW** The Most WaNTon HArlot EVER!???

Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

Eze:23:20: For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Eze:23:21: Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.

The young lady may have taken the above verses out of context. It is not a command to do it, but a command to refrain!

Agreed, Brother! She may have also misread Ezekiel 16:

"Thou hast played the whore also with the Assyrians, because thou wast unsatiable; yea, thou hast played the harlot with them, and yet couldest not be satisfied." Ezekiel 16:28

She seems to think this verse means she should play the whore with ALL of the Assyrians.

"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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12-21-2010, 10:11 AM

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It is sad that human emotions can be so debased to the superficial, fleeting denouement in direct contravention of God's plan for women to be the property of one man.
Where is the love? We don't need to imagine what happens when they want to accessorize with a child - they shop here - perhaps this slut is one such purchase, cast aside by a fickle mother when "the new look" for kids came in? She is searching for something; sadly we know what she will find: Hell.
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12-21-2010, 11:25 AM

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She calls herself a beauty therapist, I think she needs to see one.

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12-21-2010, 11:28 AM

Re: NSFW** The Most WaNTon HArlot EVER!???

Originally posted by Lisa H View Post

She calls herself a beauty therapist, I think she needs to see one.

Canine beautician perhaps.

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12-21-2010, 11:32 AM

Re: NSFW** The Most WaNTon HArlot EVER!???

Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post

Canine beautician perhaps.

Perhaps. She must very stupid and ugly, even pornstars and whores get paid for what she is doing.

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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12-21-2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post

Canine beautician perhaps.

or goat

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