[DrunkIrishAtheist]

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You stupid sick ignorant cultists. God hates your fucking guts.
Jesus himself was a jew.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus himself was a jew.

No, He isn't. Read THIS.

[Cursed]

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You stupid sick ignorant cultists. God hates your piffleing guts.
Jesus himself was a jew.

Why are atheists so rude and hateful?

Poor lad is irish, he never had much of a chance coming from that catholic cesspool. Poor drunken rain arabs.

Why can't the irish just go to war with the arabs? Then they could bomb each other and everyone else would be happy.

[godismighty]

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You stupid sick ignorant cultists. God hates your piffleing guts.

can you back that up with scripture, please

yours in christ
-peter

[Zechariah Smyth]

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You stupid sick ignorant cultists. God hates your piffleing guts.
Jesus himself was a jew.

Worst. Punchline. EVER.

[Titus Templeton]

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"Jesus was a jew", "The holocaust is real", "Anne Frank was innocent". People spamming this thread with their ignorance.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"Jesus was a jew", "The holocaust is real", "Anne Frank was innocent". People spamming this thread with their ignorance.

Well, they hate Jesus you see.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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The Holocaust itself is a joke. Okay, so a few hundred (maybe a thousand...I'll admit that) Jews might have died during working in socialist labor camps created to help unemployed people. "Concentration camps" were no different than what FDR created with his "New Deal" and put millions of Americans to work under federal tax dollar expense. Germany, being at war and under constant barrage of Allied fire, could not properly care for the hard-working Jews (who loved being there, by the way, since they had jobs) and thus you had some Jewish workers who died of starvation or disease. And the occasional accident where they fall into an oven.

But, because of JEWISH-CONTROLLED MEDIA...the top 3 TV networks in the USA are controlled by Jews, along with most of Hollywood, they try to capitalize off of this and come up with the Holocaust myth. And people, naturally being idiots, just eat it up without any critical thinking skills.

Think about it. Schindler's List...made by a Jew, Steven Spielberg. Of course it's going to lie and promote propaganda. Are people stupid enough to expect an objective, non-political, independent look at the Holocaust? PLEASE!

[Cranky Old Man]

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The Holocaust itself is a joke. Okay, so a few hundred (maybe a thousand...I'll admit that) Jews might have died during working in socialist labor camps created to help unemployed people.

Of course they died. If you have a few million people over a period of about 5 years, usually about 6% of them will die. So under normal circumstances over 100,000 of them should have died. That in reality the amount was much lower means the Nazi's have completely pampered and spoiled those ungrateful Jews. I am sure if the Nazi's would have known in advance all those Jews would lie about the matter, they would have treated those undeserving Jews much harsher.

[MisterM]

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And you must remember that same time, over 3 million soldiers AND over 3 million civilians died due to war in Germany. And what if some Jews died in Poland? Why was it Germany's fault? No!

And the Joke:

If you put righteous Jew, Jewish usurer, Santa Claus and Super man in the four different corners of the football (or soccer) field and drop a ball in the middle of the field, who would be first to catch the ball?

Jewish usurer of course, all others are just fairy tale creatures.

[Evan314]

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May I ask where all of the anti-semitism stems from? Yes, I understand it was the Jewish people who sent Jesus to his death, but are all Jews really bad people??? I know of multiple Jewish people who are very nice, and it seems to me that this is a large hasty generalization against the Jews. And also, I don't worship satan, or promote prostitution as many of you have thrown upon others trying to ask these same questions.

[Zechariah Smyth]

May I ask where all of the anti-semitism stems from? Yes, I understand it was the Jewish people who sent Jesus to his death, but are all Jews really bad people??? I know of multiple Jewish people who are very nice, and it seems to me that this is a large hasty generalization against the Jews. And also, I don't worship satan, or promote prostitution as many of you have thrown upon others trying to ask these same questions.

I don't get it.

It's true that some humor is too "highbrow" for me, so maybe that's the case here.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Cursed]

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May I ask where all of the anti-semitism stems from? Yes, I understand it was the Jewish people who sent Jesus to his death, but are all Jews really bad people??? I know of multiple Jewish people who are very nice, and it seems to me that this is a large hasty generalization against the Jews. And also, I don't worship satan, or promote prostitution as many of you have thrown upon others trying to ask these same questions.

I think he's being sarcastic.

Not my cup of tea, but we can't expect people to hit home runs with every joke!

* * *

Why did so many jews die in the concentration camps?

Because they're deathly allergic to hard work!

[oddbod]

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When Victory for the Allies was declared in Europe, British Prime Minister (a Conservative I might add) ordered his soldiers to take photos of the Nazi Camps and gather any evidence they could for what happened in these camps. It was questioned why he ordered soldiers to do that. His response was "Because one day people will say this never happened."

Explain why the Nazis had invented different types of gas during the war. Each new gas they found killed more and killed quicker. I suppose it was just for fun though...

But, of course, the Holocaust isn't in the Bible so it can't be real can it... silly me...

[Zechariah Smyth]

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When Victory for the Allies was declared in Europe, British Prime Minister (a Conservative I might add) ordered his soldiers to take photos of the Nazi Camps and gather any evidence they could for what happened in these camps. It was questioned why he ordered soldiers to do that. His response was "Because one day people will say this never happened."

Explain why the Nazis had invented different types of gas during the war. Each new gas they found killed more and killed quicker. I suppose it was just for fun though...

But, of course, the Holocaust isn't in the Bible so it can't be real can it... silly me...

You really need to work on your delivery.

I mean, that was almost funny, but it missed the mark by about 3477 cubits.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth