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  • Dr. Isaiah Jones
    Christ's Antiquarius
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 736
    #6196
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    snail worshiper
    hellbound heathens
    How "My Little Pony" Turns Men Gay Through Subliminal Mind Control
    The Tyrannosaurus Rex: A Creationist Perspective
    How Newton's Laws PROVE God's Existence
    God HATES Carbon Dating

    2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836
        #6197
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Dr. Isaiah Jones View Post
        hellbound heathens
        nuns
        Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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        I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339
            #6198
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            nuns
            On the run.
            Posted via Pasta

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #6199
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                On the run.
                Obama and the Demoncrats in 2012!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1439
                    #6200
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Obama and the Demoncrats in 2012!
                    Cannon fodder
                    Last edited by Rev. Dr. Davidson; 09-06-2011, 10:12 AM. Reason: Satanic attack of demoncrat forces
                    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                      • Titus Templeton
                        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                        Jesus macht frei
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 5912
                        #6201
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                        Cannon fodder
                        Negros in Lybia
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14197
                            #6202
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                            Negros in Lybia
                            dark pork

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29445
                                #6203
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                                dark pork
                                The other non-white meat
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 4836
                                    #6204
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                    The other non-white meat
                                    Zeke's pool boy
                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                    sigpic

                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                      • James Hutchins
                                        True Christian™
                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                         
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 29445
                                        #6205
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        Zeke's pool boy
                                        Calloused knees
                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                             
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 22355
                                            #6206
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                            Calloused knees
                                            Gay hippies
                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                              • Jack O'fagan
                                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2011
                                                • 4836
                                                #6207
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                                Gay hippies
                                                Church of England
                                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                                sigpic

                                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                  • Jo Freddie
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 6339
                                                    #6208
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                    Church of England
                                                    Slowly realising the Bible is a work of fiction
                                                    Posted via Pasta

                                                    True Pastafarian™

                                                    May my Sauce be with you!
                                                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10049
                                                        #6209
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                        Slowly realising the Bible is a work of fiction
                                                        being deceived
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                                                          • Brother Harold Porter
                                                            Landover Senior Outreach
                                                            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 8236
                                                            #6210
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                                            being deceived
                                                            Global Warming
                                                            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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