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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996
    #8566
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    My last birthday present from the congregation.


    Japanese bathroom pervert.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22355
        #8567
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Japanese bathroom pervert.
        Satan's playground.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836
            #8568
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Satan's playground.
            Atheist convention
            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

            sigpic

            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #8569
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                Atheist convention

                The Demoncrats in Charlotte this September.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Alphonse Alban
                    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                     
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 5724
                    #8570
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                    The Demoncrats in Charlotte this September.
                    Covenant of wiccans

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063
                        #8571
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Lesbean orgy.
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392
                            #8572
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                            Lesbean orgy.

                            Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama and Nancy Pelosi.

                              Comment

                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063
                                #8573
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Low quality porn.
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Feb 2011
                                    • 4836
                                    #8574
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                                    Low quality porn.
                                    Lesbean orgy 2
                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                    sigpic

                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                      • Brother Enoch
                                        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Jun 2008
                                        • 4392
                                        #8575
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                        Lesbean orgy 2
                                        Janet Reno in a house of mirrors.

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                                          • Titus Templeton
                                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                            Jesus macht frei
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Aug 2010
                                            • 5912
                                            #8576
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                                            Janet Reno in a house of mirrors.
                                            Susan Atkins
                                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                            -Holocaust Jokes
                                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                 
                                                • Jan 2012
                                                • 9063
                                                #8577
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Atkin's diet.
                                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                                  • Roberta
                                                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Jan 2008
                                                    • 1817
                                                    #8578
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                                                    Atkin's diet.
                                                    Martini Diet
                                                    Come climb my mountains.

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                                                      • James Hutchins
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                         
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 29445
                                                        #8579
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                                        Martini Diet
                                                        Landover Mens Club
                                                        Attached Files
                                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2012
                                                            • 9063
                                                            #8580
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Pure heterosexual power!
                                                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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