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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912
    #8551
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Frying Nun

    Flying Nun

    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #8552
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        "Mother" Teresa, frying in Hell.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409
            #8553
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            "Mother" Teresa, frying in Hell.
            Beyond the understanding of cafeteria Christians.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29443
                #8554
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                Beyond the understanding of cafeteria Christians.
                Vending Machine Egg salad Christianty
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #8555
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Vending Machine Egg salad Christianty
                    Toxic.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405
                        #8556
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Toxic.
                        Keynesian economics

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Noah Sole
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 865
                            #8557
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Nigras!
                            Genesis 7:5
                            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                            John 8:32
                            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #8558
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                                Nigras!
                                Fried chicken
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Roberta
                                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 1817
                                    #8559
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                    Fried chicken
                                    watermelon
                                    Come climb my mountains.

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                                      • Jedediah
                                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                        Fisher of Men
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Feb 2010
                                        • 6824
                                        #8560
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                                        watermelon
                                        fag fruit
                                        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                                        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                                        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                                        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                                        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                                          • Titus Templeton
                                            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                            Jesus macht frei
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Aug 2010
                                            • 5912
                                            #8561
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                                            fag fruit
                                            cucumber
                                            -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                            -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                            -Holocaust Jokes
                                            -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                            -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                            -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                            -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                            -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                              • Noah Sole
                                                True Christian™
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2012
                                                • 865
                                                #8562
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                marrow (for the larger fag)
                                                Genesis 7:5
                                                And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

                                                John 8:32
                                                And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

                                                sigpic

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                                                  • Jack O'fagan
                                                    With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 4836
                                                    #8563
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                                                    marrow (for the larger fag)
                                                    Job 21:22

                                                    *22Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high.
                                                    *23One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
                                                    *24His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.




                                                    The Lord's devine breasts.
                                                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                        Honorary True Christian™
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 13996
                                                        #8564
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                        Job 21:22

                                                        *22Shall any teach God knowledge? seeing he judgeth those that are high.
                                                        *23One dieth in his full strength, being wholly at ease and quiet.
                                                        *24His breasts are full of milk, and his bones are moistened with marrow.




                                                        The Lord's devine breasts.
                                                        Refresheth my bowels.
                                                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                                                          Comment

                                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 78552
                                                            #8565
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                            Refresheth my bowels.
                                                            My last birthday present from the congregation.

                                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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