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  • WWJDnow
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2009
    • 6314
    #8806
    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Situations where I might get into trouble with single ladies throwing themselves at me.
    Democrat party fundraisers. Or John Edwards' bedroom.
    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453
        #8807
        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
        Democrat party fundraisers.
        Lost singles
        Or John Edwards' bedroom.
        at a strip club
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063
            #8808
            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Lost singles
            at a strip club
            Frightened rabbit.
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Titus Templeton
                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                Jesus macht frei
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 5912
                #8809
                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                Frightened rabbit.

                Homer Hunting
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708
                    #8810
                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    Homer Hunting
                    Witch Hunt
                    sigpic

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #8811
                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        Witch Hunt
                        Somehow, I'm back to BBQ.

                        (The post-Witch Hunt BBQ, of course!)
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453
                            #8812
                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Somehow, I'm back to BBQ.

                            (The post-Witch Hunt BBQ, of course!)
                            Pulled Pork
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                              Comment

                              • Jack O'fagan
                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 4836
                                #8813
                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Pulled Pork

                                Genesis 38:9
                                And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

                                Onan
                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                                sigpic

                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 18405
                                    #8814
                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                    Genesis 38:9
                                    And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

                                    Onan
                                    Onan the Barbarian

                                    (you know, the character in those Schwarzenegger movies)

                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                      • GodWarriorforChrist
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Under Investigation
                                        • May 2012
                                        • 19
                                        #8815
                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                        Onan the Barbarian

                                        (you know, the character in those Schwarzenegger movies)

                                        Conan O'Brien
                                        But now thus saith the LORD that created thee, O Jacob, and he that formed thee, O Israel, Fear not: for I have redeemed thee, I have called thee by thy name; thou art mine.
                                        -Isaiah 43:1

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78556
                                            #8816
                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                            Originally posted by GodWarriorforChrist View Post
                                            Conan O'Brien
                                            Mick homer
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                Honorary True Christian™
                                                Forum Member
                                                • May 2008
                                                • 13996
                                                #8817
                                                Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Mick homer
                                                Oscar Wilde
                                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

                                                  Comment

                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78556
                                                    #8818
                                                    Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                    Oscar Wilde

                                                    Rabid queer
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • JustGotSaved
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Aug 2009
                                                        • 519
                                                        #8819
                                                        Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                                                        Rabid queer
                                                        Bunbury, doggie style
                                                        Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • May 2010
                                                            • 8337
                                                            #8820
                                                            Re: True Christian™ Word Association

                                                            Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                                                            Bunbury, doggie style
                                                            Anally obsessed atheistic scum
                                                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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