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  • #4831
    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

    Originally posted by YourworstNIGHTMARE View Post
    What i find a bit strange is i was banned for 6 months approximately 15 minutes ago...but now im free to make this post.
    Why?
    It is a feature of the OS that the server uses - JesOS 7 - it is intelligently designed and will, from time to time and as may be, reconsider a sinner's ways.

    I have never had a problem with the decisions, which seen inspired by a Greater Force or, at least, a small .dll file.

    ... very clever system...
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    • #4832
      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

      Originally posted by YourworstNIGHTMARE View Post
      Hi Cranky Old Man.

      I find it reassuring because the bible was my fathers who sadly is no longer with us. The Bible was also my Grandfathers who passed it onto my father when he passed away. It was the only possesion that he had with him when he cam from Ireland to Scotland...its kinda like a family heirloom.
      I also find it reassuring because it tells me that no matter how bad i feel, no matter how unwanted and unloved i think may be....God and Jesus will always love me and will always be there for me.
      ?
      Haha, I bet that thing smells like Bailey's and all sorts of other liquors and beers!

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      • #4833
        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

        Originally posted by YourworstNIGHTMARE View Post
        Hi Cranky Old Man.

        I find it reassuring because the bible was my fathers who sadly is no longer with us. The Bible was also my Grandfathers who passed it onto my father when he passed away. It was the only possesion that he had with him when he cam from Ireland to Scotland...its kinda like a family heirloom.
        I also find it reassuring because it tells me that no matter how bad i feel, no matter how unwanted and unloved i think may be....God and Jesus will always love me and will always be there for me.

        What i find a bit strange is i was banned for 6 months approximately 15 minutes ago...but now im free to make this post.


        Why?
        So..... You've never actually bothered to open it and read it? Because the things you say are in the Bible just are not there.

        Oh, and you were never banned, nice try LIAR!

        God and Jesus don't love you no matter what. You have to follow the entire Bible. Now if you had actually ever bothered to read the Bible, you would know that.

        Perhaps you should read the thread on Debunking common myths about Christianity

        Perhaps then you'll realize that you are heading down the path to Hell.
        Drama queen

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        • #4834
          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post

          Oh, and you were never banned, nice try LIAR!
          ORLY????
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=669881&postcount=4849

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          • #4835
            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

            Originally posted by YourworstNIGHTMARE View Post
            ORLY????
            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=669881&postcount=4849
            Brother Bathfire must have just been assuming you were telling the truth and gave the most logical explanation he could think of. I have checked your infraction records, and no, you were never banned. You were put on vain repeater status, and in that status you remain.

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            • #4836
              Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              Brother Bathfire must have just been assuming you were telling the truth and gave the most logical explanation he could think of. I have checked your infraction records, and no, you were never banned. You were put on vain repeater status, and in that status you remain.
              Well dude, it said in the little box in the middle of my screen a date that my ban would be lifted...calculated out, it worked out at a 6 month ban..

              Perhaps Brother Bathfire didnt check the link I posted that explained the ban, perhaps he did....I dont know tbh(dont care either way).

              As for the infractions....Yaldy!!!!!!! Gonna download me some xbox live games with all the points I seem to be accumulating

              Man I am AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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              • #4837
                Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                Originally posted by YourworstNIGHTMARE View Post
                Man I am AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                No, only Jesus Christ is AWESOME.
                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22                 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • #4838
                  Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                  Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                  No, only Jesus Christ is AWESOME.


                  AMEN

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                  • #4839
                    Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    No, only Jesus Christ is AWESOME.
                    So does that mean that God Himself is not awesome, if, as you say, only Jesus Christ is AWESOME?

                    Or is it because Jesus and God are one and the same?

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                    • #4840
                      Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                      Originally posted by YourworstNIGHTMARE View Post
                      So does that mean that God Himself is not awesome, if, as you say, only Jesus Christ is AWESOME?

                      Or is it because Jesus and God are one and the same?
                      You don't know the answer to that and you call yourself a Christian?

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                      • #4841
                        Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                        Originally posted by YourworstNIGHTMARE View Post
                        Hi Cranky Old Man.

                        I find it reassuring because the bible was my fathers who sadly is no longer with us. The Bible was also my Grandfathers who passed it onto my father when he passed away. It was the only possesion that he had with him when he cam from Ireland to Scotland...its kinda like a family heirloom.
                        I also find it reassuring because it tells me that no matter how bad i feel, no matter how unwanted and unloved i think may be....God and Jesus will always love me and will always be there for me.

                        What i find a bit strange is i was banned for 6 months approximately 15 minutes ago...but now im free to make this post.


                        Why?
                        Originally posted by YourworstNIGHTMARE View Post
                        Well dude, it said in the little box in the middle of my screen a date that my ban would be lifted...calculated out, it worked out at a 6 month ban..

                        Perhaps Brother Bathfire didnt check the link I posted that explained the ban, perhaps he did....I dont know tbh(dont care either way).
                        There's the post you made. I see no link in it. Why do you keep lying, friend? For one thing, we do not give out temporary bans. All of our bans are permanent. All we did was put you on vain repeater status, and that was not for six months.

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                        • #4842
                          Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                          There were some goth kids at my high school. Just one of the reasons I was so mad that I had to go to that secular nightmare. At least the Christians on the Cheer squad joined me in rebuking them whenever we had a chance. Later we found out that one of the fattest ones (not that I could really tell them apart they were all so ugly!) also would cut herself! How stupid is that?!? When we found that out, we also rebuked her for that too. Our secular principal tried to stop us, but one of the girl's had her mom tell the schoolboard he was persecuting the free practice of her religious beliefs so they fired him! The new principal banned goth attire at our school. Glory!!

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                          • #4843
                            Re: Is Your Child a Godless Goth?

                            25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
                            this.
                            It's actually called Count Chocula Cereal, and plenty of five year olds eat it and that doesn't make them Goth.

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                            • #4844
                              Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Well, that explains everything. A female goth means a fat, pasty-faced lezbean who writes bad poetry and hangs around with homers. Jesus hates you heathen. Enjoy hell.
                              Does it not say in the bible Jesus hates No One and loves Everyone?

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                              • #4845
                                Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

                                Originally posted by Malice View Post
                                Does it not say in the bible Jesus hates No One and loves Everyone?
                                No it doesn't. Have you ever read the Bible?

                                Perhaps you should look at these threads.

                                God is love, except when he isn't
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Things that the Bible doesn't say
                                Drama queen

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