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  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14372

    #181
    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    SKIP NOTHING.

    Come back here when you're done
    +1
    You know Mr Smyth these wretches - and I use the word quite happy to agree that I was a wretch myself, like Paul fighting the pricks - are forever burbling how we take God's Word out of "context" (whether grammatical context or socio-historical context I don't know: they never seem very precise) and I'm quite content to wait for well thought out questions. Obviously I won't be proffering any opinions, but am always happy to post appropriate Scripture and it speaks for itself so clearly.

    The Lord spoke through the prophets and The Law, through Psalms and Proverbs and the Gospels in a very direct manner. Mary Magdalene for example did not require a Masters degree in ancient mesopotamian sociology to receive His Love and neither do we.

    But because the doubters are such wretches I'll stick with the more time consuming method of posting KJV references in this thread if we're going to get a spate of bizarre logic, like this:


    ACTS 26
    14 b,c ..I heard a voice speaking unto me, and saying in the Hebrew tongue, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me? it is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
    15 And I said, Who art thou, Lord? And he said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest.
    16 a But rise, and stand upon thy feet: for I have appeared unto thee for this purpose..
    KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT



    so if the anti-Bible brigade could do the same for us, providing their "argument" (they only ever seem to have the one!) in context, that'd be great.

    I haven't added up my score yet, having a little difficulty understanding one of the questions but I think I'm close now..





    __________________

    I will reiterate that I do understand the wretchedness of these posters and the vague, ill informed notions they bring to the forum because I used to try forming "opinions" and "ideas" of my own - fool that I was. But when God calls us we respond. So I appreciate how we get spat upon and understand why, in their rage, the heathens and the false "Christians" attack us. It is satanic.
    ROMANS 8
    35
    Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?
    36 As it is written, For thy sake we are killed all the day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter.
    37 Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us.
    38 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
    39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
    KJV . . . LOOK UP . . CONTEXT



    Hallelujah!

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #182
      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

      Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
      You basically just gave me evidence that you all indeed are racists, sexists and that you discriminate against people who are handicapped.
      Take it up with God. You are trying to apply secular values that have nothing to do with Christianity to God. He is way out of your league.

      As I keep saying, read the Bible. See what God actually is. This is not a cop out. To fully answer your barrage of questions we would need to copy/paste the entire Bible.

      We're not afraid you'll find anything in there we can't handle. But I bet you are.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #183
        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

        Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
        Wow. I haven't broke the rules yet? Congratulations to me indeed.
        It's a hollow victory. Should you choose to accept Christ Jesus as your LORD and Master, I shall dance a victory dance to celebrate with the angels over your Salvation. I will even record it and put it on youtube so you can dance with me whenever you'd like! THAT would be a True Victory!



        Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
        I will leave, but I want to leave you people with one last thought.

        If you truly believe the way to Heaven is by vigilantly obeying the Bible, sometimes even manipulating the Script to suit your argument, then you leave no room for modern development. May I remind you the Bible was written by man, and not God himself.
        You're quite mistaken, dear. We don't manipulate the Holy Bible in any way. If you've noticed, this forum has a script which automatically links any Bible verse to a website that has the entire Holy Bible written out. This is for your own good - to see the Word in its entirety, in context, in all its Glory. If anyone tried to manipulate it, that would be easily and quickly discovered. Of course, no True Christian™ would care to manipulate the Holy Bible in any way. It is Perfect as it is God's Own Specifically Chose Word.

        Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
        These are just some of the questions I have about your arguments.
        Please come back and ask more! We love to share the Good News!
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Seventy
          Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
          • Sep 2012
          • 153

          #184
          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

          I think this poll is rigged,it said I was going to a place I don't even believe in. can i get a do over?
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #185
            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

            Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
            I believe that some things in the Old Testament still stand strong. But some things had changed when Jesus was born.
            Which things, and how do you tell the difference? Upon what basis, other than what you think is right?
            Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
            Hmm, I'm confused. Didn't you mention that sinners cannot be saved and that helping them would be giving them false hope?
            No. Those who choose to continue in a sinful deathstyle are obviously not saved, and telling them that they are is lying to them.

            Anyone can stop sinning at any time.
            Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
            Then answer me these questions.

            Do you truly believe that people with a different color skin are beneath you?
            Of course not. But all non-Christians will spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire.

            Do you believe woman are unworthy?
            Of what?
            Why can't handicapped people attend church?
            Because the Bible says so. Who am I to question God?
            If I wear a braid, am I a harlot?
            Not necessarily.
            Do you truly believe it's alright for a man to murder his wife if he hates her, even if she wasn't a virgin when they married?
            No. But if she lied about her virginity and he can prove it, then it's OK for the entire village to stone her to death, because the Bible says so.
            Do you truly believe that you can impossibly ever sin?
            Um . . . yes, I think . . . I'm not sure what the question is.
            And that you have the right to judge other people?
            Of course. God directs us to judge and rebuke others, that they may find the way to Him.
            Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
            If you truly believe the way to Heaven is by vigilantly obeying the Bible, sometimes even manipulating the Script to suit your argument, then you leave no room for modern development. May I remind you the Bible was written by man, and not God himself.
            We've never manipulated Scripture.

            However, given that God is all-knowing and all-powerful, don't you agree that He knows exactly what the Bible says, and is able to change it at will?

            Therefore, it must surely say exactly what He wants it to say.

            You will note the lack of an expiration date in the Bible.

            I remember reading somewhere in the Old Testament that it was considered a sin for a woman to walk in public while she was pregnant.
            Um, no. Chapter and verse, please.

            How is this the way of God? I just read one of the accounts where the guy said and I quote: "On the look out for wife #6" wow? And here I thought the Bible said that divorcing from your wife/husband is a sin.[/quote]
            He is a widower. Why must you be so filled with hate, atheist?
            Originally posted by It'sMe View Post
            Only one hour? Are you scared I might actually find something?

            This isn't some badly directed action movie where you can tell me I have only one hour. I can take however long I damn well want to.
            His offer of $1,000 to the God-hating charity of your choice is good only for one hour. It's his money and his offer, and he can make whatever offer he damned well pleases.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #186
              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

              Originally posted by Seventy View Post
              I think this poll is rigged,it said I was going to a place I don't even believe in. can i get a do over?
              Sure. Stop sinning and give yourself to Jesus, and you get a do-over.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Seventy
                Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                • Sep 2012
                • 153

                #187
                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Sure. Stop sinning and give yourself to Jesus, and you get a do-over.
                Sins were made up by a monk and codified by the religious sec you hate the most. The monk's name is Evagrius Ponticus,look him up. Pope Gregory Is the one that thought these would be a good set of rules to live by. So I really can't see myself following rules a man made up after living a life of sin himself.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #188
                  Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                  Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                  Sins were made up by a monk and codified by the religious sec you hate the most. The monk's name is Evagrius Ponticus,look him up. Pope Gregory Is the one that thought these would be a good set of rules to live by. So I really can't see myself following rules a man made up after living a life of sin himself.
                  You mean the idea of the "Seven deadly sins".

                  That is complete non-biblical catholic lies. Please see the more comprehensive list.

                  The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #189
                    Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                    Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                    Sins were made up by a monk and codified by the religious sec you hate the most. The monk's name is Evagrius Ponticus,look him up. Pope Gregory Is the one that thought these would be a good set of rules to live by. So I really can't see myself following rules a man made up after living a life of sin himself.
                    Um, no.

                    "Sin" is any disobedience to God's Commands.

                    His Commands existed thousands of years before the Catholic Cult.

                    The "Seven Deadly Sins", as my Brother Levi has pointed out, are non-Biblical in nature.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Seventy
                      Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 153

                      #190
                      Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      You mean the idea of the "Seven deadly sins".

                      That is complete non-biblical catholic lies. Please see the more comprehensive list.

                      The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
                      It sounds like somebody just picked these out and called them sins. I remember asking you if having too much pride was a sin,and you said yes. But here you are calling it a lie by saying that the 7 deadly sins are a lie. Did you not know that pride was one of them?
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                      • Seventy
                        Unsaved trash, snotty godmocker
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 153

                        #191
                        Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Um, no.
                        Um,yes. The account I gave is true. Look him up and see for yourself. Just because you don't agree with it does not make it any less factual.

                        "Sin" is any disobedience to God's Commands.
                        How do you reconcile this when two scriptures contradict one another


                        The "Seven Deadly Sins", as my Brother Levi has pointed out, are non-Biblical in nature.
                        I'm not disagreeing with him,this is the point I was making in my post.
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt to post anything other than KJV Scripture will result in your banishment from God's favorite forum. Capeesh? --ADMIN

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22373

                          #192
                          Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                          Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                          How do you reconcile this when two scriptures contradict one another
                          This never happens.

                          I dare you to name just 1 (one) example of scripture contradicting itself.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #193
                            Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                            Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                            Um,yes. The account I gave is true. Look him up and see for yourself. Just because you don't agree with it does not make it any less factual...
                            Nobody's arguing that some Catholic has attempted to raise his personal viewpoint above Scripture; they do it all the time. What people are trying to explain to you is that (according to the Bible) any sin is deadly.

                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                            Just because you cannot understand what you're being told does not make it any less factual.

                            ...How do you reconcile this when two scriptures contradict one another...
                            Such as? Note: Don't bother trying to find any reference to "seven deadly sins" in the Bible, it doesn't exist.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22373

                              #194
                              Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              This never happens.

                              I dare you to name just 1 (one) example of scripture contradicting itself.
                              As I expected you completely failed my test and proved once and for all that there are no contradictions in the Bible.

                              Game over Atheist!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #195
                                Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever!

                                Originally posted by Seventy View Post
                                Um,yes. The account I gave is true. Look him up and see for yourself. Just because you don't agree with it does not make it any less factual.
                                I don't say some Catholic didn't cherry pick 7 sins and declare them worse than others. I said that "sin" was not "invented" by said Catholic. This would be apparent by my description of sin.

                                Reading comprehension. Work on it.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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