Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

[Titus Templeton]

I mean, drinking milk is kinda gay. But i have heard that homogenized milk came from gay cows?!

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

I mean, drinking milk is kinda gay. But i have heard that homogenized milk came from gay cows?!

Many of the cows are actually lesbians, that's why lesbians are usually referred as fat cows. Still, milk they produce is not homogenized. It is liberal demoncrats who put homogenizing agent in the milk after milking the cow. It must be one more plot from Hussein Obanana to make people unhappy, gay and on their way to hell.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

@Brother Alphonse:

That is discusting! Lesbian cows licking each others private parts? Im going to replace the milk with beer. My kids have to deal with it.

[Barry]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Its an abomination. God obviously makes milk go sour to just to demonstrate his anger. This means all the people who eat cheese are actually giving God the finger. No wonder the reason why he hates the French so much. I'm not expecting to meet any cheese eaters when I go to paradise.

But what I am really curious about is, who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Its an abomination. God obviously makes milk go sour to just to demonstrate his anger. This all the people who eat cheese are giving God the finger. No wonder the reason why he hates the French so much. I'm not expecting to meet any cheese eaters when I go to paradise.

American Cheese(tm) is an exception to this, I believe. Especially when it is melted over a plate of Freedom Fries battered with Old Milwaukee.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

It's all too true.

[Nobar King]

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I don't drink homo milk. I only like milk that comes from straight cows.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Growing up on a farm I formed close friendships with several animal types. Cows had been one of my favourites
.......................................until one day I saw this



I never buy homogenised milk!

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Growing up on a farm I formed close friendships with several animal types. Cows had been one of my favourites
.......................................until one day I saw this



I never buy homogenised milk!

Yuck! Debauchery is getting rampant everywhere! I blame it on pinko-commie-treehugging media.

P.S.: I’ll need to bleach my eyes and mind after seeing this picture.

[tehnoobydude]

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@Brother Alphonse:

That is discusting! Lesbian cows licking each others private parts? Im going to replace the milk with beer. My kids have to deal with it.

So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.

[Redeemed Papist]

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So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.

The King James Bible has nothing to say one way or the other on the subject of beer.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.

Nobody ever got Brucellosis or Listeria off beer.

Neither have they been infected with:
Bacillus cereus
Campylobacter jejuni
Coxiella burnetii: results in Q fever
E. coli O157:H7: the cause of bloody diarrhoea
Mycobacterium avium subspecies paratuberculosis: associated with the development of Crohn’s disease
Mycobacterium tuberculosis: The cause of “consumption”
Salmonella
Staphylococcus aureus: Staph aureus produces a toxin that causes explosive vomiting.
Yersinia enterocolitica

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Nobody ever got Brucellosis or Listeria off beer.

Neither have they been infected with:
Bacillus cereus
Campylobacter jejuni
Coxiella burnetii: results in Q fever
E. coli O157:H7: the cause of bloody diarrhoea
Mycobacterium avium subspecies paratuberculosis: associated with the development of Crohn’s disease
Mycobacterium tuberculosis: The cause of “consumption”
Salmonella
Staphylococcus aureus: Staph aureus produces a toxin that causes explosive vomiting.
Yersinia enterocolitica

Even scientists agree that God hates this new homo milk.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Its an abomination. God obviously makes milk go sour to just to demonstrate his anger. This means all the people who eat cheese are actually giving God the finger. No wonder the reason why he hates the French so much. I'm not expecting to meet any cheese eaters when I go to paradise.

But what I am really curious about is, who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing?

Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'

Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?

I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'

Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?

I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!

Genesis 32:15 Thirty milch camels with their colts, forty kine, and ten bulls, twenty she asses, and ten foals.

Genesis 18:8 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.

That'd be the Joos.