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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12908

    #1186
    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    Originally posted by Vessel of Christ View Post
    I would be willing to pay about 35000 dollars for her if she can cook, and is obedient.
    May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Roland
      Obese Swedish Meatball
      Delusional Forum Member
      • May 2014
      • 2189

      #1187
      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?
      Perhaps she managed to escape?
      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #1188
        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        Sometimes fancy packaging helps them sell faster. Not all kids are cute - some need a little something extra.
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        • Vessel of Christ
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2016
          • 74

          #1189
          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?
          I made that post before i was married, but thank you for your concern.
          Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23765

            #1190
            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            Originally posted by Vessel of Christ View Post
            I made that post before i was married, but thank you for your concern.
            You know we can see the time-stamp from your posts, right dear?

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Vessel of Christ
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2016
              • 74

              #1191
              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              You know we can see the time-stamp from your posts, right dear?

              Im sorry Mrs. Etheldreda I must have posted it by mistake. I've been very stressed lately, and have not been thinking too clearly. My apologies
              Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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              • Vessel of Christ
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2016
                • 74

                #1192
                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                Originally posted by HermanVonPoodle View Post
                Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.
                Have fun burning in hell you pottymouth!


                Revelation 21:8
                Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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                • Wannabe False Christ
                  Unsaved trash, Obese Teenage Troll
                  Under Investigation
                  • Feb 2016
                  • 8

                  #1193
                  Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                  Is the bid still open? I have $50,000 and am in need of a wife for my True Christian twin brother, whose name is Jesus.

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                  • VictoryOS
                    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                     
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 5388

                    #1194
                    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    Originally posted by Wannabe False Christ View Post
                    Is the bid still open? I have $50,000 and am in need of a wife for my True Christian twin brother, whose name is Jesus.
                    So you admit you're a mexican then?
                    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                    in 2016

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29433

                      #1195
                      Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                      Originally posted by HermanVonPoodle View Post
                      Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.
                      Friend, while on the surface, it may seem odd to off-load an unwanted family member. But consider this.
                      I have a very large family. Women are weak and have few abilities or skills beyond toilet scrubbing or cooking me a meal. Do I really need 15 females? Doesn't that come across as a bit greedy?
                      James 4:3
                      Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.

                      Now, there are plenty of people who are alone in the world. Should I deny them the opportunity to have clean toilets or a hot meal?
                      Would it be cruel to toss out an unwanted female like a used Kleenex? Selling one gives them a sense of worth, false as it may be.
                      Jeremiah 29:11
                      For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Pitchfork Retard
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Nov 2015
                        • 13

                        #1196
                        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23765

                          #1197
                          Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                          Originally posted by Patchwork Rarity View Post
                          Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.
                          A man is entitled to earn a living by the work he does with his hands. Or in this case, his manhood. Sheesh.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22833

                            #1198
                            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                            Originally posted by Patchwork Rarity View Post
                            Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.
                            Is your child a son?
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                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Just Chris
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jun 2016
                              • 193

                              #1199
                              Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                              Sir your daughter is your own flesh and blood not some slave you can sell for money. You are horrible father to even try such a thing. Your daughter is a human being with right's.

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12908

                                #1200
                                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                Originally posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head View Post
                                Sir your daughter is your own flesh and blood not some slave you can sell for money. You are horrible father to even try such a thing. Your daughter is a human being with right's.



                                Why do you hate Jesus?

                                Exodus 21:7-11
                                7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
                                8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
                                9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
                                10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
                                11 And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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