[True Disciple]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

I forgot that True Christians don't know basic knowledge.
I should have worded it better.

"I don't know basic knowledge?" How on earth was I supposed to know that you meant "American Public Library" with the word "library?"

Anyway, has it ever occurred to you that we might not really care about whatever you have to say?

[Drizzle]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Well your Friend, Richard Dawkins, invented the dugong

What does this MEAN?

Are you implying that human created a sea mammal?

Isn't the business of creating animals a power reserved strictly to your God?

Honestly, I don't even know what you're talking about.
You make no sense.

[GOD=life]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Isn't the business of creating animals a power reserved strictly to your God?

He is your God too. And He loves you.

[TC Patriot]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Pastor Zeke was risking his life by applying spiritual first aid and saving this wiccked's souls from eternal damnation and this it the thanks he he gets.

You are a a braver man that me Pastor Zeke. I would have just shot that wicced! You were brave enough to fight off that demonic attack with only your KJV. Of course the Word is more powerful than my entire arsenal when wielded by the likes of a great and Godly man like Pastor Zeke.

[SUV]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Are you implying that human created a sea mammal?

Honestly, I don't even know what you're talking about.
You make no sense.

Behold! Richard Dawkins' own Creation.....the hideous, aquatic dugong

Hello, Honey!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Oh, you're right.
I laugh at Him everyday too.

First step: Admitting God is very much real.
Now you're ready for the next step - letting Him into your heart.

[HTannor]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

I've been in contact with a couple of friends I have in the Blackwater organization. They think an early "release" is highly doable. Their biggest concern is interrupting while Zeke is being waterboarded.

Can Officer Don Richards help out in the timing of the interdiction?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Please, please! Let's not overreact yet. Our joo lawyers are some of the best in the land. Let's give them a chance to do their thing before we start worrying about more direct methods.

[HTannor]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Not to worry, Sister Mary Maria, my contacts tell me the choppers are on "idle" with the blades slowly turning. They await only "dust off" orders.

BTW, they tell me they are armed to the teeth and would love some "trigger time", whatever that means.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

The arrest of a man who had dedicated his life to Jesus like Pastor Zeke shows how utterly corrupt America has become. Every moment of the day Pastor Zeke has only done one thing; spread the Love of the Lord and now the secularist authorities persecute Zeke by claiming he assaulted a young Gothretard male sodomite.

Why don't they nail to Zeke to a cross while they are at it?

This is all in revenge for Pastor Zeke successfully getting those Acorn thugs driven out of Iowa. I don't care if people say Zeke used actors to make those tapes, Zeke was just defending his community like Jesus would.

This is a sad day for America.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Bad news.

The pie I messengered over to the jail was sent back. It didn't make it through the metal detector because, unbeknownst to me, a kitchen/hardware implement had fallen beneath the crust when I was putting it on.

Plan B?

[James Dewitt]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

I suggest a peaceful demonstration, while the guards are busy using tear gas and night sticks on us, Brother Tannors friends from Black water might be able to secure Pastor Ezekiel's freedom .

[HTannor]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Thank you, Brother DeWitt, I was somewhat concerned that others in the fold were somewhat reluctant to resort to extreme measures to free our Brother Zeke by using wimp methods like depending upon the joo lawyers we have on retainer.

Your suggestion of using a diversionary tactic may well fill the one gap we had in our tactics.

Just let me know when your plan comes together so that we can "spool up" and set the extraction in motion.

I'm getting a hard on I eagerly await your call to action.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

I am so sorry I have been unable to post here since this happened. As the only non-Joo lawyer on staff, I have been asked to lead the legal team gathered to defend the good Pastor we all know and love. I have been meeting with him all day down at the jail and his story matches EXACTLY what Brother Hutchins reported. (Although teh conditions of his imprisonment are ATROCIOUS! Only BASIC cable and the wireless internet is SLOW!)

I can't give you ALL of the details, of course, but the broad strokes are as follows:

1) Pastor Zeke was ministering to the unsaved addicts, whores, and homeless in Landover Park.

2) He came upon a wiccan warlock.

3) He and the wiccan started having a discussion about the warlock's soul and his prospect of eternal life in heaven.

4) When the Pastor started to explain to the wiccan that he was trash and God hated him, the wiccan started getting agitated. (A sure sign of demonic possesion beingn disrupted.)

5) When he explained to the warlock that the girl he was with is an unsaved whore in the eyes of the Lord, the warlock started shouting at Zeke and threatened him verbally, saying "Let me get my wand out and I will show you some real Harry potter stuff!!" and laughed at Zeke.

6) When Zeke explained that, in the eyes of the Lord, all of the warlocks friends and family were the lowest form of life, no better than pedophiles and murderers, the warlock again threatened him verbally, saying "You better shut up or I will turn you into a frog!" and laughed with his wiccan brethren.

7) Then Zeke told the warlock that he was going to pray for his unsaved soul and started to pray to God that He save "this bastard heathen trash who sleeps with a whore and loves pedophiles," the man made a move for the pocket of his robes.

8) Zeke shouted "Hallelujia!" and administered the medically accepted procedure for driving demons out of the possessed in self defense.

I have NOT seen the video the Brother Hutchins describes, but I am of the understanding taht a copy has been delivered to us. I expect that it fully corroborates Zeke's story. In all my months of lawyering, I have never heard of a better self defense case. the warlock threated to turn the Pastor into a frog and he threatened to use "Harry Potter" magic...and the unrepentant warloick was laughing the whole time!

I will post more after I hear from the ADA.

[James Dewitt]

Re: URGENT!!! PRAY FOR PASTOR ZEKE TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!

Thank you, Brother DeWitt, I was somewhat concerned that others in the fold were somewhat reluctant to resort to extreme measures to free our Brother Zeke by using wimp methods like depending upon the joo lawyers we have on retainer.

Your suggestion of using a diversionary tactic may well fill the one gap we had in our tactics.

Just let me know when your plan comes together so that we can "spool up" and set the extraction in motion.

I'm getting a hard on I eagerly await your call to action.

Brother Tannor, I have a 747 chartered and on standby at JFK. I have enlisted the help of 150 street thugs Christian Missionaries who are not afraid of tear gas and night sticks. We will be departing from JFK in 20 minutes. I have been told we will land at Landover at 10:30 your time. They are well armed with KJV Bibles.
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