[fRimBo]

Re: Trolls or tards?

He is rolling over the floor laughing about your stupidity.

thats almost 230 years ago.. 10.000 deaths and it cuz of starvation ?
then in Vestmannaeyjar a bunch of houses got destroyed! Thats all!

and this is what?

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0001443.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deadliest_Atlantic_hurricanes

can u calculate that for me ?? or ask God to do it ? thx !

[fRimBo]

Re: Trolls or tards?

and plz add this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1906_Sa...sco_earthquake

and also the fact that u go to war with random weak counties just becouse you think it makes you look strong ? how many have died becouse of that ? plz inform me of all that!

[Levi Jones]

How many died when the hurricane Katrina hit America? alot !

That was righteous punishment from God for that sinful city. Ask Pat Robertson.

Where is your GoD now ?

In Heaven watching out for His followers.

[fRimBo]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

That was righteous punishment from God for that sinful city. Ask Pat Robertson.

ok what evil did Iceland then do to deserve suck awefull things prayed apon it?



In Heaven watching out for His followers.

ofc he is! what a good God he is!

[True Disciple]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

and plz add this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1906_Sa...sco_earthquake

and also the fact that u go to war with random weak counties just becouse you think it makes you look strong ? how many have died becouse of that ? plz inform me of all that!

You are exceptionally dumb. Don't you understand the significance of this? As you can see, this thread initiated a month before the first eruption! We couldn't possibly have known that it would.

Now, if you followed the news, you might have heard that this volcano hasn't erupted in 200 years. But just one month after we pray for it, it erupts! clearly, God answers prayers!

And I don't really see what President Bush' Godly Crusade against Vietraq has to do with anything.

[christ]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

A wonderful prayer request -- I shall begin praying immediately! How does one pronounce "Reykjavik" though? Such unholy languages make my tongue ache.

Could someone spell it phonetically for me, please?

Ray kja week

[Levi Jones]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

ofc he is! what a good God he is!

Yes He is. There's no need for the sarcasm emote, friend.

[fRimBo]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

You are exceptionally dumb. Don't you understand the significance of this? As you can see, this thread initiated a month before the first eruption! We couldn't possibly have known that it would.

Now, if you followed the news, you might have heard that this volcano hasn't erupted in 200 years. But just one month after we pray for it, it erupts! clearly, God answers prayers!

And I don't really see what President Bush' Godly Crusade against Vietraq has to do with anything.

yeah rly how could u have known? its been in the news here for lika 4 months! earthquakes and lots of activity in that area! it' like I would say: I predict that there will be a hurricane in USA! It's very likely to happen! Iceland has a lot of earthquakes and valcano eruptions so its not like is was not going to happen!

And it's a small eruption so there's nothing to worry about, this just attracts turists and news to our beautiful country!

Well i put the Bush part in becouse I was wondering why Iceland deserved such awesull things wished upon them when clearly America is much worse the Iceland will ever be!

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

yeah rly how could u have known? its been in the news here for lika 4 months! earthquakes and lots of activity in that area! it' like I would say: I predict that there will be a hurricane in USA! It's very likely to happen! Iceland has a lot of earthquakes and valcano eruptions so its not like is was not going to happen!

And it's a small eruption so there's nothing to worry about, this just attracts turists and news to our beautiful country!

Well i put the Bush part in becouse I was wondering why Iceland deserved such awesull things wished upon them when clearly America is much worse the Iceland will ever be!

What's wrong with your keyboard, friend?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Alright fine,

I live in Reykjavík, what have I done?

Lutheran? That's enough.

[fRimBo]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

What's wrong with your keyboard, friend?

It is annoying ?

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

It is annoying ?

Are you asking me if it's annoying or are you stating that it is annoying because you can't write properly?

[fRimBo]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Are you asking me if it's annoying or are you stating that it is annoying because you can't write properly?

Well mostly if you find it annoying ?
But also that i donðt really care if I write correct or not! I think you are not that stupid that you can't unterstand what I am writeing but well after looking at what you people write here it is not going to surprise me if you don't understand me!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Again, I must reiterate this: God answers our prayers! (specifically: Landover Baptist Church)

Back in February, I brought to the world's attention the Godless literal hellhole that is Iceland. I wrote out a dire warning to the Icelandic people, highlighting their myriad of sins, and pleading with them to accept Christ as their savior.

As we all know, these eskimo savages came to our pristine forums and threw their dung all over the place. They called us judgmental, they said we were wrong about their little iceberg, they called us racist and evil, and they said all sorts of mean things about us, God, and Jesus. Fortunately, we did manage to discover the only Saved(r) person in all of Iceland. Sad that a nation of 320,000 people will only have one person going to Heaven!

Soon after, we started this thread praying for a volcano to strike Iceland. We wanted God to teach these viking cannibals a lesson. Sure enough, God answered our prayers! He made a volcano that was dormant for over 200 years suddenly come alive and blanket that iceberg with dangerous ash. Now, we learn the great news that Heathrow Airport in London has been closed down because of this! Wonderful!

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

How can it be a coincidence? It is not! This volcano eruption is the direct result of prayers from us at Landover Baptist Church to show God's wrath against the evil people from Iceland who have come to our site. That is a fact.

ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Please pray for a tsunami/earthquake/volcano to strike Reykja

Well mostly if you find it annoying ?
But also that I don't really care if I write correct or not! I think you are not that stupid that you can't understand what I am writing but well after looking at what you people write here it is not going to surprise me if you don't understand me!

There, fixed it for you.

Why do you hate Jesus so much?