[Dirk]

Re: I am SO upset.

Females are getting more rights?

[Robert Jones]

Re: I am SO upset.

Some of those women look oddly manly. Are you sure they're not one of those transvestites? Who checked to make sure all their womanly parts were there? Either way, it's wrong, but which would be more wrong?

[HTannor]

Re: I am SO upset.

Excellent news, Brothers:

None of the harlots won the race!

The scrawny Danica managed to cheat herself into 5th place, but should have done no better than 7th. In the final lap, the little witch cast a spell on two Godly Men Drivers™ in front of her, causing them to crash. She will surely roast in Hell for that!

Simona finished 13th, driving around the track like some blue-haired old woman from Miami, blocking the manly drivers from passing her.

Just as I thought, Ana's glands surely got caught in the spokes of the steering wheel and she finished a miserable 21st out of 33 cars. Everybody behind was either out of the race or a fag of some kind. Or both.

Sarah did not finish, pulling out of the race way early. I have it on good authority from a close, personal friend that attended the race, that she blamed "mechanical problems." Hah! Being a woman, she clearly had no idea how to handle the complexity of modern race cars proving that her real place in life is in a kitchen making pies for the menfolk.

The harlots have been clearly put in their place. They are probably all together now sharing a group cry. Since they all appear to be bulldykes, it's more likely they're sharing a group grope.

[themarkson]

Re: I am SO upset.

'SPELL'????! hahahahahaha wow! God forbid that men could actually crash because they arent that good at driving.

[Levi Jones]

Re: I am SO upset.

'SPELL'????! hahahahahaha wow! God forbid that men could actually crash because they arent that good at driving.

And how many females have actually won races?

[Comatoserocker]

Re: I am SO upset.

Yes, you are very true. Don't judge people by race, gender, ect. God created all humans no matter who they are, and you should have respect for His creation, especially considering that you're Hiss creation as well.

[Nobar King]

Re: I am SO upset.

I didn't bother to check, but I assume that none of those women placed well in this race.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I am SO upset.

I blame the vaginal stimulation community for this outrage! Go karts are from Satan and all of these uppity harlots will have first raced on one of them, I guarantee it!

[God_Is_NOT_My_Savior]

Re: I am SO upset.

You are all sexist, racist, close-minded, narcissists. You should be grateful that there are people around you that are actually able to achieve, unlike you all. Who cares if they are female? So are 50% of the workplace. Why are you all so determined for inequality?! That's not what God wanted, and how would you know otherwise? All of your "Bible quotes" are just misinterpreted jumble. Have you maybe considered that we are not meant to follow in Jesus' footsteps, but instead learn from his mistakes whenever he does not care or appreciate? You are all going to Hell, sorry to break it to you.

[Basilissa]

Re: I am SO upset.

You are all sexist, racist, close-minded, narcissists.

And hello to you, too, sweetie!

You should be grateful that there are people around you that are actually able to achieve, unlike you all. Who cares if they are female? So are 50% of the workplace. Why are you all so determined for inequality?!

Because this is what Jesus wants, dear.

1 Timothy 2:11-14
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

That's not what God wanted, and how would you know otherwise?

Well, you see, God gave us a Manual of Life, which is also known as the Holy Bible. That Holy Book contains everything that you need to know about life, and most importantly - how to live your life in the correct way.

You really should read it sometimes.

All of your "Bible quotes" are just misinterpreted jumble.

Please, explain away, how the above verse is "misinterpreted jumble." It's written in plain English, so there is really not much left to interpret, is there? It's not like the Holy Bible was written in the obfuscating style of Pierre Bordieau, where after finishing the book you still have no idea what the fudge did he mean by "habitus."

Have you maybe considered that we are not meant to follow in Jesus' footsteps, but instead learn from his mistakes whenever he does not care or appreciate?

Are you suggesting that Jesus is not perfect?

Are you suggesting that we should be better than God?

You are all going to Hell, sorry to break it to you.

For what? For doing exactly what God tells us to do? What kind of a cruel God do you believe in?!

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: I am SO upset.

You are all sexist, racist, close-minded, narcissists. Have you maybe considered that we are not meant to follow in Jesus' footsteps, but instead learn from his mistakes whenever he does not care or appreciate? You are all going to Hell, sorry to break it to you.

Bravo!


I wrote a book about how Jesus didn't appreciate all the lessons the Jews tried to teach him. He could have been known as a famous philosopher had he written his own stuff. Instead he left things to the memory of those who hung out with him. We all know they wanted to look important so they embellished the stories to make the guy look like some miracle worker (it sells - what can I say).


Unfortunately, Jesus didn't listen and he ended up dying. When the real Messiah appears, things will be different. First, He will have a twitter account, then He will go on MSNBC to squash the repubs (otherwise known as repugs - as in repugnant). What a day that will be indeed.


You have a good head on your shoulders my friend. You're a mensch.


Mike Hezekiah, Esq
Atty at Law