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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22379

    #1

    Animals are stupid

    I love to hunt. However today some stupid deer decided to try to jump over my fence. Clearly Jesus wanted to give me extra time for Bible study today.


    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
  • Bobby Joe Wayne
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2012
    • 48

    #2
    Re: Animals are stupid

    I also love to hunt, it's infact one of my favourite hobbies, i have hunted everything from deers, rabbits, foxes and bears all over America to baby seals and moose in Canada, i am currently saving money for a trip to Africa where i'm going to hunt rhinos and elephants, oh how i look forward to it! Can't wait!

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #3
      Re: Animals are stupid

      I keep seeing these adverts saying there are only about a hundred of some leopard left in some foreign mountains or other.

      Now THERE'S a challenge.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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      • Bobby Joe Wayne
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2012
        • 48

        #4
        Re: Animals are stupid

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        I keep seeing these adverts saying there are only about a hundred of some leopard left in some foreign mountains or other.

        Now THERE'S a challenge.
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        If they become extinct, i guess that God will create new ones, so nothing to worry about there

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Originally posted by Bobby Joe Wayne View Post
          If they become extinct, i guess that God will create new ones, so nothing to worry about there
          Will He really? Where did you get that un-biblical idea from?
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Jack O'fagan
            With faith as immovable as the Earth
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 4836

            #6
            Re: Animals are stupid

            I watched a very disturbing television program the other day about mountain gorillas. There are now very few left.

            This means that if you want to bag yourself a gorilla you will have to be quick. I always wanted a baby gorilla head to put on my table. I shall have to start saving to get out their before it's too late.

            Genesis 10:9 He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the LORD.

            Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

            GLORY!

            Jack
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            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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            • Bobby Joe Wayne
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2012
              • 48

              #7
              Re: Animals are stupid

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              Will He really? Where did you get that un-biblical idea from?
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              God can do anything, if He wants to create new leopards, He will

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              • Titus Templeton
                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                Jesus macht frei
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 5912

                #8
                Re: Animals are stupid

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                I love to hunt. However today some stupid deer decided to try to jump over my fence. Clearly Jesus wanted to give me extra time for Bible study today.


                Someone know the cathlic actor Romy Schneider? Her son died the same way.

                Then came the cruellest blow of all: a mother’s worst nightmare. In July 1981, Romy’s 14 year old son David, the centre of her world, managed to impale himself on railings at his grandparents’ home and bled to death.
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                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bobby Joe Wayne View Post
                  God can do anything, if He wants to create new leopards, He will
                  Yes, but that's hardly Biblical reality is it. That's just coming out with a non sequitur and playing the God can do anything card when we ask you for scripture.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                  Comment

                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Animals are stupid

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    I watched a very disturbing television program the other day about mountain gorillas. There are now very few left.

                    This means that if you want to bag yourself a gorilla you will have to be quick. I always wanted a baby gorilla head to put on my table. I shall have to start saving to get out their before it's too late.

                    Genesis 10:9 He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the LORD.

                    Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

                    GLORY!

                    Jack
                    Don't the atheists say they are the same as Humans? You could get a nigra head, they can be had cheap enough and they are everywhere you look.

                    Those head things are creepy, the eyes just seem to follow your every movement. I would rather see a hot pie dripping in front of me.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • sepulcher5
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 23

                      #11
                      Re: Animals are stupid

                      I cannot believe that you, as superior intelectuals would treat animals this way!

                      They are giving themselves sacrifices for you, at least show them the slightest respect or dignity! You disgust me, you are beyond criminals.
                      Since the existance of time, scientists and great minds alike have wanted total coexistance within the human race and within the animal kingdom. Equal rights for everyone regardless of sexual preferences etc. and the total contact and peace with animals.
                      Since the existance of time religion has impeded that wish. However, none as hard as Christianity

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #12
                        Re: Animals are stupid

                        Originally posted by sepulcher5 View Post
                        I cannot believe that you, as superior intelectuals would treat animals this way!

                        They are giving themselves sacrifices for you, at least show them the slightest respect or dignity! You disgust me, you are beyond criminals.
                        It's not like animals have souls. Do you treat rocks with such tender loving care, too?
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • sepulcher5
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 23

                          #13
                          Re: Animals are stupid

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          It's not like animals have souls. Do you treat rocks with such tender loving care, too?
                          They are living beings, the most valuable comodity in the Universe.The natural selection is Ok, hunting for food is ethical but disrespecting or considiring animals inferior is beyond an abomanation. They can feel pain, fear, agony, respect, empathy. Most of them socialize and are unbelievably intelligent. They are beyond wars or murders. They are members of the natural chain, in which any entity may give it's life for another. We should respect that.

                          Besides we are animals too...
                          Since the existance of time, scientists and great minds alike have wanted total coexistance within the human race and within the animal kingdom. Equal rights for everyone regardless of sexual preferences etc. and the total contact and peace with animals.
                          Since the existance of time religion has impeded that wish. However, none as hard as Christianity

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: Animals are stupid

                            Originally posted by sepulcher5 View Post
                            They are living beings, the most valuable comodity in the Universe.
                            This is part of your atheist lie. The most valuable commodity in the universe is humanity, created in the image and likeness of God:

                            What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?
                            For thou hast made him a little lower than the angels, and hast crowned him with glory and honour.
                            Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands; thou hast put all things under his feet
                            Psalm 8:4-6


                            Originally posted by sepulcher5 View Post
                            The natural selection is Ok, hunting for food is ethical but disrespecting or considiring animals inferior is beyond an abomanation...
                            But...they're food. They are inferior.

                            Originally posted by sepulcher5 View Post
                            Besides we are animals too...
                            Maybe atheists are, but True Christians™ are certainly not animals.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • sepulcher5
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 23

                              #15
                              Re: Animals are stupid

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              This is part of your atheist lie. The most valuable commodity in the universe is humanity, created in the image and likeness of God:

                              What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?
                              For thou hast made him a little lower than the angels, and hast crowned him with glory and honour.
                              Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands; thou hast put all things under his feet
                              Psalm 8:4-6




                              But...they're food. They are inferior.



                              Maybe atheists are, but True Christians™ are certainly not animals.


                              Through reasoning and basic biology knowledge, we can come to the conclusion that the most advanced and valuable life forms are parasites. Their ingenious use of their enviroment allows the most efficient reporduction and living, even better than humans. They can travel through water, through insects, or through religious propaganda. There are many other methods they can use to adapt.

                              THEY ARE NOT JUST FOOD. They weren't designed to be eaten, but they were designed to survive just like you, so they becoming food is something sad yet necessary. You can not tream them as inferiors. I would likely die as well if it meant the continuation of other life forms, even if it meant animals. If they can overcome me they are free to have my flesh.

                              PS: The most intelligent animals (Dolphins, meerkats, rare species of dogs, monkeys and gorrillas) are so clever they actually have reasoning in such a way they can overcome primal instinct and they can solve math (Dolphins have the best memory and logic) and through the definition of soul we can conclude that these animals have "souls" haha
                              Since the existance of time, scientists and great minds alike have wanted total coexistance within the human race and within the animal kingdom. Equal rights for everyone regardless of sexual preferences etc. and the total contact and peace with animals.
                              Since the existance of time religion has impeded that wish. However, none as hard as Christianity

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