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  • hayJaysus
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    • Jul 2010
    • 3

    #16
    Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

    The first thing that is wrong with this is that the "zombies" in Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 were never actually dead

    You see,kids, there are two different types of 'zombies'
    1.The walking dead
    2.INFECTED
    You see, in Left 4 Dead, they are Infected, meaning they were never dead, and thus "god" never resurrected them. Furthermore, I found that the moral of the games are actually quite positive, the game encourages a strong will, friendship, teamwork, and the destruction of evil. I am astounded that you hateful "christians" would ever want to ban such a godly video game. Do you enjoy corrupting the minds of the youths today? Spreading your so called "religious faith"? You may deny that you are evil and demented in every aspect possible, but that means you won't mind spending an eternity in your "hell"

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
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      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #17
      Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

      Originally posted by hayJaysus View Post
      The first thing that is wrong with this is that the "zombies" in Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 were never actually dead

      You see,kids, there are two different types of 'zombies'
      1.The walking dead
      2.INFECTED
      You see, in Left 4 Dead, they are Infected, meaning they were never dead, and thus "god" never resurrected them. Furthermore, I found that the moral of the games are actually quite positive, the game encourages a strong will, friendship, teamwork, and the destruction of evil. I am astounded that you hateful "christians" would ever want to ban such a godly video game. Do you enjoy corrupting the minds of the youths today? Spreading your so called "religious faith"? You may deny that you are evil and demented in every aspect possible, but that means you won't mind spending an eternity in your "hell"
      When you say things like that, it is like you are ejaculating in the eye of Baby Jesus! Why would you do such a thing, foul, hedonistic hater of God?
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      • BelieverInGod
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        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #18
        Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

        Originally posted by michael the hater View Post
        Good luck with that! haha! children shouldnt be playing 18 rated games anyway so if anyones to blame for the kids playing the games its the parents.

        plus as i've said millions of times to many people. violent games dont cause violence.

        if we look at it from your perspective; if games did cause violence and murder then all those thousands of violent games would have corrupted the entire world and everyone would have been murdered by now. correct?
        1. Yes this is true, but because liebral parents cant be bothered to actually parent, then I guess we have to step in.

        2. You saying it doesn't make it true, look at the science.

        And that's from a liebral site and a liebral university.

        3. Well we're lucky that they also tend to make children fat and lazy, so instead of actually going out and doing crime they just take it out on their parents, siblings, teachers, and fellow students. Also we said it made them violent, there's a difference between violence and murder. Or do you think kicking your brother to the ground is not violent? Spitting at your mother is not violent?
        Drama queen

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        • Bobby-Joe
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          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #19
          Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

          Originally posted by hayJaysus View Post
          The first thing that is wrong with this is that the "zombies" in Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 were never actually dead

          You see,kids, there are two different types of 'zombies'
          1.The walking dead
          2.INFECTED
          You see, in Left 4 Dead, they are Infected, meaning they were never dead, and thus "god" never resurrected them. Furthermore, I found that the moral of the games are actually quite positive, the game encourages a strong will, friendship, teamwork, and the destruction of evil. I am astounded that you hateful "christians" would ever want to ban such a godly video game. Do you enjoy corrupting the minds of the youths today? Spreading your so called "religious faith"? You may deny that you are evil and demented in every aspect possible, but that means you won't mind spending an eternity in your "hell"
          All you doing is proving Left 4 Dead is a mockery of Christianity. With the dead rising from their graves, spreading their community at the expense of the living and killing anyone who refuses to be assimilated into the zombie community is an acceptable metaphor for Christianity, but calming the zombies are faking their deaths is utterly out of line!

          Jesus did die and He did come back from the dead. His spirit has spread threw us Christians and we will crush unbelief. No shotgun or baseball bat is going to stop the bite of the Holy Ghost friend!

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Serious
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            • Jul 2010
            • 18

            #20
            Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

            Yea the game encourages team work so it must be Godly right?

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            • CodyHonabach
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              • Jul 2010
              • 6

              #21
              Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

              Are Nascar and MLB games ok?

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              • Levi Jones
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                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #22
                Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

                Originally posted by CodyHonabach View Post
                Are Nascar and MLB games ok?
                I only allow my children to play Madden and NCAA football, but I suppose those would be likely wholesome and American as apple pie.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • CodyHonabach
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                  • Jul 2010
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                  #23
                  Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

                  Oh, ok good. I forgot about Madden and NCAA. Thank you

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                  • Serious
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                    • Jul 2010
                    • 18

                    #24
                    Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    I only allow my children to play Madden and NCAA football, but I suppose those would be likely wholesome and American as apple pie.
                    Not NCAA Basketball?

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                    • retroman000
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 51

                      #25
                      Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

                      look at the science
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                      Also, this game incorporates teamwork. It supports people to share the things people have. It also helps people to listen carefully, because the stronger, mutated infected make unique sounds. Also, the thing with the pink thong is the Spitter, she spits acid. No one would find her hot. That's too show her background as, well, most likely a "hoe-bag".

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

                        Originally posted by retroman000 View Post
                        http://www.gamepolitics.com/2007/02/...sc-sociologist

                        Also, this game incorporates teamwork. It supports people to share the things people have. It also helps people to listen carefully, because the stronger, mutated infected make unique sounds. Also, the thing with the pink thong is the Spitter, she spits acid. No one would find her hot. That's too show her background as, well, most likely a "hoe-bag".
                        Great. So it's pro-communism, and teaches children that women are terrifying creatures that spit acid and were once used to store gardening implements.

                        Yes, that sounds perfect for Christian kids.
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                        • MasterOfReality1971
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                          • Aug 2010
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                          #27
                          Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

                          I know this isnt' exactly related, but it deals with video games, so here goes:

                          As a kid, I played Doom. All the time. Doom 2 was another great game.
                          And you know something funny? I never had the urge to bring a gun to school and go on a shooting spree.
                          I still play, and in fact, just played a little while ago, and I don't feel driven to go on a murdering spree around my neighborhood or bow down and worship Satan.

                          I enjoy killing demons. Because that's what you do. You KILL them and send them back to Hell where they belong. You don't assist them in their evil deeds. So why is it that the game was under such heavy fire in the early '90s?
                          I'm just curious about this.
                          Is it perhaps the use of Satanic (well, more accurately, just Occult) imagery? Because I can tell you right off that that's just a touch of realism to it. If hellish Demons invaded the earth, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be toting around Crosses and chanting prayers and hymns.
                          "Perhaps you'll think before you say that God is dead and gone
                          Open your eyes, just realize that He's the one
                          The only one who can save you now from all this sin and hate
                          Or will you jeer at all you hear? Yes! I think it's too late."
                          -Black Sabbath, After Forever (1971)

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                          • Cranky Old Man
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                            • Jan 2010
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                            #28
                            Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

                            Originally posted by MasterOfReality1971 View Post
                            And you know something funny? I never had the urge to bring a gun to school and go on a shooting spree.
                            Ha ha ha, that is indeed very funny.
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                            • MasterOfReality1971
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                              • Aug 2010
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                              #29
                              Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              Ha ha ha, that is indeed very funny.
                              Oh good, my new comedy routine works then!
                              "Perhaps you'll think before you say that God is dead and gone
                              Open your eyes, just realize that He's the one
                              The only one who can save you now from all this sin and hate
                              Or will you jeer at all you hear? Yes! I think it's too late."
                              -Black Sabbath, After Forever (1971)

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                              • Titus Templeton
                                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                Jesus macht frei
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                                • Aug 2010
                                • 5912

                                #30
                                Re: Latest Video Game Banned in Freehold: Left 4 Dead

                                After research i found out that this game is cut in my german homeland. But after i seen this pictures i cant believe they didnt ban it.
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