[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

A book that says killing people for thinking different or working on sundays and a "church" that exploits women for their sexual pleasure is not my ideal of moral compass

Where did you get the idiotic idea that the Bible says sex has to be fun!? It's the exact opposite. Sex should be horrible and only be used to make children. Please read the Bible before you start talking about it. I assure you me and my wife never enjoyed our sex. Ever.

2 Samuel 13:1-14 - King James Version (KJV)

1 And it came to pass after this, that Absalom the son of David had a fair sister, whose name was Tamar; and Amnon the son of David loved her.

2 And Amnon was so vexed, that he fell sick for his sister Tamar; for she was a virgin; and Amnon thought it hard for him to do anything to her.

3 But Amnon had a friend, whose name was Jonadab, the son of Shimeah David's brother: and Jonadab was a very subtil man.

4 And he said unto him, Why art thou, being the king's son, lean from day to day? wilt thou not tell me? And Amnon said unto him, I love Tamar, my brother Absalom's sister.

5 And Jonadab said unto him, Lay thee down on thy bed, and make thyself sick: and when thy father cometh to see thee, say unto him, I pray thee, let my sister Tamar come, and give me meat, and dress the meat in my sight, that I may see it, and eat it at her hand.

6 So Amnon lay down, and made himself sick: and when the king was come to see him, Amnon said unto the king, I pray thee, let Tamar my sister come, and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat at her hand.

7 Then David sent home to Tamar, saying, Go now to thy brother Amnon's house, and dress him meat.

8 So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house; and he was laid down. And she took flour, and kneaded it, and made cakes in his sight, and did bake the cakes.

9 And she took a pan, and poured them out before him; but he refused to eat. And Amnon said, Have out all men from me. And they went out every man from him.

10 And Amnon said unto Tamar, Bring the meat into the chamber, that I may eat of thine hand. And Tamar took the cakes which she had made, and brought them into the chamber to Amnon her brother.

11 And when she had brought them unto him to eat, he took hold of her, and said unto her, Come lie with me, my sister.

12 And she answered him, Nay, my brother, do not force me; for no such thing ought to be done in Israel: do not thou this folly.

13 And I, whither shall I cause my shame to go? and as for thee, thou shalt be as one of the fools in Israel. Now therefore, I pray thee, speak unto the king; for he will not withhold me from thee.

14 Howbeit he would not hearken unto her voice: but, being stronger than she, forced her, and lay with her.

[AnimeIsDemonic]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Where did you get the idiotic idea that the Bible says sex has to be fun!? It's the exact opposite. Sex should be horrible and only be used to make children. Please read the Bible before you start talking about it. I assure you me and my wife never enjoyed our sex. Ever.

2 Samuel 13:1-14 - King James Version (KJV)

1 And it came to pass after this, that Absalom the son of David had a fair sister, whose name was Tamar; and Amnon the son of David loved her.

2 And Amnon was so vexed, that he fell sick for his sister Tamar; for she was a virgin; and Amnon thought it hard for him to do anything to her.

3 But Amnon had a friend, whose name was Jonadab, the son of Shimeah David's brother: and Jonadab was a very subtil man.

4 And he said unto him, Why art thou, being the king's son, lean from day to day? wilt thou not tell me? And Amnon said unto him, I love Tamar, my brother Absalom's sister.

5 And Jonadab said unto him, Lay thee down on thy bed, and make thyself sick: and when thy father cometh to see thee, say unto him, I pray thee, let my sister Tamar come, and give me meat, and dress the meat in my sight, that I may see it, and eat it at her hand.

6 So Amnon lay down, and made himself sick: and when the king was come to see him, Amnon said unto the king, I pray thee, let Tamar my sister come, and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat at her hand.

7 Then David sent home to Tamar, saying, Go now to thy brother Amnon's house, and dress him meat.

8 So Tamar went to her brother Amnon's house; and he was laid down. And she took flour, and kneaded it, and made cakes in his sight, and did bake the cakes.

9 And she took a pan, and poured them out before him; but he refused to eat. And Amnon said, Have out all men from me. And they went out every man from him.

10 And Amnon said unto Tamar, Bring the meat into the chamber, that I may eat of thine hand. And Tamar took the cakes which she had made, and brought them into the chamber to Amnon her brother.

11 And when she had brought them unto him to eat, he took hold of her, and said unto her, Come lie with me, my sister.

12 And she answered him, Nay, my brother, do not force me; for no such thing ought to be done in Israel: do not thou this folly.

13 And I, whither shall I cause my shame to go? and as for thee, thou shalt be as one of the fools in Israel. Now therefore, I pray thee, speak unto the king; for he will not withhold me from thee.

14 Howbeit he would not hearken unto her voice: but, being stronger than she, forced her, and lay with her.

Don't even dare to talk to me you old, nasty creep, you're the worst here, I'm happy because you're old and weak, you can't do anything but yelling and cursing, you can't make any real damage

[Basilissa]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Don't even dare to talk to me you old, nasty creep, you're the worst here, I'm happy because you're old and weak, you can't do anything but yelling and cursing, you can't make any real damage

Making fun of the elderly, yeah, that's really very mature of you. Wait until you're toothless and having arthritis pains!

[ColdSuit]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Well. This thread is rather interesting. But I see an explanation of this game so you may both enjoy it.

Plot: GOD has send you to a godless land to spread his word. There you find demons of Satan. Over time, you build a home, gain resources by mining or smiting the demons back to the hell from once they came, then you go to the End(hell) to slay the ender dragon(Satan).
After you have completed these quests, you can go and please GOD. Build a massive church for villagers to accept the word of the Lord, build a stairway to GOD(only to the limit of height) to be close to him.

[Des]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Well. This thread is rather interesting. But I see an explanation of this game so you may both enjoy it.

Plot: GOD has send you to a godless land to spread his word. There you find demons of Satan. Over time, you build a home, gain resources by mining or smiting the demons back to the hell from once they came, then you go to the End(hell) to slay the ender dragon(Satan).
After you have completed these quests, you can go and please GOD. Build a massive church for villagers to accept the word of the Lord, build a stairway to GOD(only to the limit of height) to be close to him.

I have far more pressing and important work to do than sitting around playing games. I am presently contacting Bigfootologists around the globe to determine instances of Sasquatch vocalization parallels to Hebrew.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

...build a stairway to GOD(only to the limit of height) to be close to him.

What part of omnipresence do you not understand?

[BabyCottontail]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I stumbled across this forum when I was googling why some Christians think miinecraft is evil. I read the original post, and I am quite certain that it is meant to be a joke post. I truly hope that no one here thinks that this is what Christians believe.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I stumbled across this forum when I was googling why some Christians think miinecraft is evil. I read the original post, and I am quite certain that it is meant to be a joke post. I truly hope that no one here thinks that this is what Christians believe.

I've known Cranky Old Man (the OP) for a good many years. He doesn't joke. The last time humor passed his lips was some time in 1948.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You just read the first post and yet you feel able to comment? Read the whole thread and you will realize that this is no joking matter.

And after that, an introduction would be nice. Landover very kindly provides us with a dedicated Introduction Forum for that very purpose.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

[John Creeser]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I've known Cranky Old Man (the OP) for a good many years. He doesn't joke. The last time humor passed his lips was some time in 1948.

That was when when I was a kid and fell down the front steps of the church.

[BabyCottontail]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You just read the first post and yet you feel able to comment? Read the whole thread and you will realize that this is no joking matter.

And after that, an introduction would be nice. Landover very kindly provides us with a dedicated Introduction Forum for that very purpose.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

I actually read more than just the first thread -- I read several pages of the thread.

Thank you -- I will add a post in the introduction forum in a bit.

[Jimjams]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Are you f-ing kidding me.... IT'S A GAME ABOUT PLACEING BLOCKS AND MAKING THINGS

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Are you f-ing kidding me.... IT'S A GAME ABOUT PLACEING BLOCKS AND MAKING THINGS

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Jimjams]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Fun fact. There is proof that Jesus was never hung on the cross. 1500 Year old bible that was recently found that proves that. Don't believe me? Look it up.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Fun fact. There is proof that Jesus was never hung on the cross. 1500 Year old bible that was recently found that proves that. Don't believe me? Look it up.

There are lots of false bibles, false gospels, and false theologies in the world. Gospels that didn't make it into the King James Version Bible 1611 were not divinely inspired by the LORD (2 Timothy 3:16). They don't count.