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  • #1021
    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by AthiestBrony View Post
    You know Jesus assumed that Judas was pretty damn cool and we all know how that turned out...
    Are you trying to suggest that you're 'cool' like Judas?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #1022
      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by AthiestBrony View Post
      Seriously how are Bronies bad? Is there evidence of them engaging in bestiality, incest, rape, or pedophilia? All you are doing is making assumptions based on a fandom.

      Not true, dear. If you can calm down a moment and read the OP with an open mind and critical thinking skills, you'll see Dr. Isaiah Jones' analysis is 100% Biblically accurate and therefore 100% Truth™.

      Originally posted by AthiestBrony View Post
      You know Jesus assumed that Judas was pretty damn cool and we all know how that turned out...
      If you were familiar with God's Holy Word, you'd know that Jesus knew exactly what Judas was up to, but He allowed the traitor to continue, as it was all a part of His Divine Plan.

      And as they did eat, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me.
      Matthew 26:21


      Furthermore, it wasn't a matter of having an idea someone might do Him harm, He knew precisely who would do what:

      I speak not of you all: I know whom I have chosen: but that the scripture may be fulfilled,
      He that eateth bread with me hath lifted up his heel against me.
      John 13:18


      The thing is, dear, Jesus died on the cross for the sins of mankind, even the sin of bronyism. You can be Saved© from this sinful burden if you but open your heart to the LORD.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #1023
        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        As a former Brony I know how hard it can be to leave the herd. Once these ponies get their hooves into you it's hard to overcome the sinister urges that accompany the wicked show. I hope you can be strong

        ...I don't think you're understanding my point. I enjoy being a Brony. I like the show because of it's animation and writing. I like the Saw and Red Dwarf references. I like the fact that it's community is kind and sharing. It accepts those who are different and those who don't fit in. Unlike the Christian community which constantly bastardizes anyone who isn't a Christian.

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        • #1024
          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          I know a lot of different communities that pick on MLP. Are you taking your frustration out on the Christians because you feel that they are an easy target?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #1025
            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
            Oh Lord Jesus SAVE US!

            I was concerned about keeping this kind of thing away from our daughter. I had to throw away about 3/4 of the gifts sent to her because they were inappropriate. But now you're telling me that they're trying to push this crap on our boys as well?

            When will Satan's deception ever stop! Personally I blame the Chinese. You know that with their stupid laws they're only allowed one child so it's something like 80% of babies born are boys. Well since they don't want their boys bumpoking each other, they develop this poke-a-man crap (just look at the word, it's not like they're trying to hide anything) so that all of the boys over here turn gay. Then the girls over here will have no other choice than to enter into a unholy situation with some slant.

            Absolutely disgusting.
            I call racism. The Japs made this Pokemon 'crap'. The mainland Chinks rarely have good Internet connections to America. _I'm from Hrong Krong SAR.) Besides, due to our own personalities, we consider children's shows 'children's shows'. Most of us consider a lot of these shows babyish, so we don't watch them.
            Shut up now, admin. This is MY space. I do whatever the hell I want with it.

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            • #1026
              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
              Do you see now how persecuted we Christians are? People like you atheists march across the world and internet with your "superior" message of godless logic and reason and trample under foot the soldiers of God. But we have been long-suffering with you, though you persecute us. We want you to be saved™ today. Please consider your hate and change your ways. Jesus is waiting.
              You are a fucking idiot he aid he was a catholic not an athiest man it must suck to be a chapdick

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              • #1027
                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Your gay friends must giggle all day about your little Rainbow Dash joke. Yes, we know about that here. It's you who just got 2000000% hotter though, for all eternity, in Hell!
                It's funny how you know her name and i won't go to hell because I believe in The Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I think you will go to hell you fag (bundle of sticks)

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                • #1028
                  Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by Totally not a good View Post
                  You are a piffleing idiot he aid he was a catholic not an athiest man it must suck to be a chapdick
                  WOW! The hatred of Jesus certainly is spreading. What is it about Jesus selflessly dying so you don't have to burn forever in Hell that annoys you so much? You just need to love Him back.

                  Although if you are angry at Catholics I can see why. They aren't really Christians after all.

                  Did your father just not beat you properly or was it the lure of anal sex that got you set on the road to Hell?
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • #1029
                    Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Totally not a good View Post
                    It's funny how you know her name and i won't go to hell because I believe in The Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I think you will go to hell you fag (bundle of sticks)
                    Friend, even the demons cast out of pigs believe in the LORD and Savior, Jesus Christ. I don't expect to see them in Heaven either.

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #1030
                      Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by Totally not a good View Post
                      You are a piffleing idiot he aid he was a catholic not an athiest man it must suck to be a chapdick
                      Originally posted by Totally not a good View Post
                      It's funny how you know her name and i won't go to hell because I believe in The Lord and savior Jesus Christ so I think you will go to hell you fag (bundle of sticks)
                      Such foul language! Why you MLP whores must continually sing the words of the Devil escapes me.
                      All those that are in Hell believe in Jesus. It breaks my heart that you wait until Satan is penetrating you to realize it.
                      Have a nice day.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • #1031
                        Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        lol this forum is hilarious. i guess just because some is a brony means they cant beleive in God correct? my then alot of people are quite done for.XD this forum...

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                        • #1032
                          Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by lololololololbrony View Post
                          lol this forum is hilarious. i guess just because some is a brony means they cant beleive in God correct? my then alot of people are quite done for.XD this forum...
                          Son, if I understand you correctly, you are mistaken on both accounts. One can absolutely be perverted and still believe in God. However, believing in God does no good if one refuses to actively fear and obey God [Ecclesiastes 12:13]. Also, there are not "alot [sic - that's Latin for "stay in school"] of people" who are bronies here, dear.

                          Now, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #1033
                            Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            thank you. i would like to say that if an bronies found this site they would have a hay-day with it, being able to say that Christians are not so understanding an tolerant as we were led to believe hope full as i stay on this site this will be proven untrue.

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                            • #1034
                              Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by lololololololbrony View Post
                              thank you. i would like to say that if an bronies found this site they would have a hay-day with it, being able to say that Christians are not so understanding an tolerant as we were led to believe hope full as i stay on this site this will be proven untrue.
                              Have you ever read the Bible? If so, please point out where God and Jesus are "understanding" and "tolerant". If not, you really should read it. Start here.

                              In the meantime, ask your mommy if she can buy you a computer equipped with a "shift" key.

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                              • #1035
                                Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Good day ol' chaps. It's your friendly neighbourhood nice guy here. I'm just here to say that what this thread said in the beginning is entirely false. As you can see, I'm a male fan of the show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic', or 'Brony'. Here's the catch though: I'm also a Christian. I'm not gay, nor do I hate people for being as such. My family's fully aware of the fact that I'm a Brony and my brother's one too. I've also got many friends that share the same interests as me, none of which are homosexuals as you claim us all to be.

                                Now that I've gotten that out of my system, you all have a wonderful day, and may God bless your souls.

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