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  • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    i have no problem with you, you've been rather nice to me much nicer than the others here.
    Everyone here has been nice to you. They all have lives, families, jobs, hobbies, etc., that they've all taken time away from for YOUR benefit, to try to show you what the Bile says about what God really wants.


    What have they got in return? Tantrums, threats, and blatant BULLSHIT with NO Biblical basis. So some haven't reacted to all of that with smiles? Boo fukking hoo. As Basilissa pointed out (and you should already have known, if you'd actually read the Bible like you repeatedly have claimed to), Christians are told to expect hatred and persecution, and Jesus no care bout dat.


    Read the Bible, and find out what Christianity really is, and just who has been lying to you your whole life. Hint: it ain't the True Christians(tm).

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    • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
      This church is a joke no Baptist preacher I've showed this to agrees with its views
      Ah, but they would not be Landmark Baptists, would they? They would be the treacherous sort who invent their own little god and worship it. I usually find that their views on everything are shared by their god... it's rather like worshiping themselves.


      and Have told me God would be appalled at how his people are treated
      I don't rightly recall any of "His people" making stupid and blasphemous comments - those seem to come from folks like yourself - you know, followers of false prophets and the like.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
        Mary if your not going to join the comments then dont infraction me better yet leave me alone by your church views women are to supposed to sit down and be quite i suggest you stop sinning and do so
        Mr. Cursed Ward Grinch,

        Your grammar confuses me. I know I'm just a woman, but I do try to use correct grammar as well as spellings.

        I shall pray for your ungrammared soul.
        Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
        1 Corinthians 11:13

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        • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Oh thank you dear. That's very sweet of you to say.

          Nonetheless, you did accuse me personally of lying:



          That was yesterday, and I am still awaiting a Scripture-based discussion showing how have I (or any other True Christian™, for that matter) misquoted the Holy Bible, or have been dishonest in relation to the contents of the Holy Bible.

          I have not seen you engage with the Scripture yet. Hence, the only logical conclusion I can reach at this moment is that you have no idea what the Bible says because you haven't started reading it yet.

          Please do read the Bible. I can reassure you that there would be less religious wars in the world if more people read the Bible - like really, really read the whole thing, rather than cherry pick a few nice sounding verses, while happily ignoring the rest.
          i was angry i apologize but how the verse in romans i am free of the law of sin mmeaningwe don't have to follow all the laws anymore just the 10

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          • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

            Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
            i was angry i apologize but how the verse in romans...
            Wants to use a verse to justify his behaviour, doesn't bother citing which verse he thinks he's talking about.

            ...i am free of the law of sin mmeaningwe don't have to follow all the laws anymore just the 10
            Matthew 5:17-18 "17Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. 18For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled."

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            • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
              i was angry i apologize but how the verse in romans i am free of the law of sin mmeaningwe don't have to follow all the laws anymore just the 10
              I don't know what you are using to input your text, but I would suggest, "Care, intelligence, and a keyboard."

              Anyway, I came to tell you that I looked on your facebook page and saw pictures of false gods - some half-naked Nigra woman with a tail and a face like a cat.


              I'm not sure what part of the Bible that refers to - probably something vile in Revelations - but I think this sort of thing demonstrates that we have been right about you all the way along.


              I'll ask the US Department of Faith to see what they know about you. We can publish the results here and then we can discuss them openly and, hopefully, you will accept Jesus as your Savior.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                i was angry i apologize but how the verse in romans i am free of the law of sin mmeaningwe don't have to follow all the laws anymore just the 10
                Curtis, honey,

                Have you started reading your Bible yet? Because the Bible says you are wrong. Jesus clearly said all Old Testament laws should be followed:

                Matthew 5:17-19
                19 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

                Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

                Moreover, if you break a single law it's like you broke them all:

                James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                In fact, if you don't believe Moses, how could you possibly believe Jesus?

                John 5:46-47
                46 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me; for he wrote of me.
                47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?


                All Scripture comes from God, and it does not have an expiration date:

                2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                I hope this was helpful. You really should read the Bible instead of repeating what hellbound self-proclaimed "preachers" tell you. The just want to deceive you (Matthew 24:5).
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                  In January 2016, I provided you, Mr. Grice, with a loving and Bible based response. Are we really still wrestling with whether or not Christ is the One for you? He's been the One for me all these years and I've been basking in His Manly Bosom, reaping the rewards of the Throne of Grace, and lifting mine head toward the clouds, knowing that one day soon, He will appear there as He promised. There is a reason why I use Revelation 22:12 as my spiritually uplifting scripture. HE IS COMING SOON. Perhaps He didn't come in 2016 or 2017 and not yet in 2018, nor in any of the thousands of years following the one in which He made that promise. Does that make me lose faith?


                  When someone prays for healing and it doesn't happen, does that make me lose faith? NO, because God ordained us all to be healthy but if we sin, He's not going to reach down and touch us with His Healing Hands.


                  When I prayed for a pony and the Lord instead had my parents buy clothing, an original Nintendo, and a gift basket of various cheeses and candies, did that make me lose faith? NOT, because now God has me working with the mouths of horses. He knew that when I prayed: I didn't. Oh, Glory!


                  The Holy, Holy, Holy Bible tells us that NOW is the hour to make a decision for Jesus (2 Corinthians 6:2). All of us could be hit by a huge bus or even a little Fiat or a dangerous muslim cab driver at any second. The airplanes that take us hither and thither are quite capable of falling from the sky. Trees can fall on us. There are no guarantees. I repeat, He is coming SOON (Rev. 22:12). That could mean another 2000 years, but it will still be soon. If, in that 2000 years, you should die, what will happen then? You will not have another chance. (Hebrews 9:27-28) You should live life thinking that this could be your last minute or 2nd. Don't plan for next year's family reunion. Don't get all excited about saving up for a vacation to godless Disneyland. ALWAYS we should have a voice in the back of our heads that tells us it's no use to look forward to anything.


                  Anything, that is, except the SOON COMING MARRIAGE SUPPER OF THE LAMB. All we do here on earth that isn't for Him is wasted time. Wasted effort. Wasted energy.


                  One thing I know: the prayers I've prayed for you each time you come up on my electronic prayer list have gone straight to God's Throne, that Judgment Seat on High(R). When that Seat descends the stairway to heaven (and back), remnants of my prayers will still be there. Will yours be there, intermingling with mine? Will that intermingled message lift itself to God's Ears - yes, He has Ears, my friend - or will they be overshadowed by the cries coming from the Lake of Fire? I can't make that decision for you, brother. Oh, would that I could. Would that I could not only decide for you, but decide for you now, while the Lord tarries. Jesus could come tonight.


                  If He does, I hope you aren't sleeping naked or in old ratty underwear. That may seem petty or facetious, but my Holy, Holy, Holy Bible tells me otherwise (Revelation 16:15). I also hope your bed isn't ivory. (Amos 6:4) You shouldn't be couching on your couch, either. You would know these things if you had long ago brought the love of JESUS into your heart and home. It's true that Joseph had his father lie on a bed of ivory, but let me tell you this: I know Joseph through the Word of God. Joseph is a friend of mine. You are no Joseph. Keep the ivory on the elephants.


                  I know I've been wordy. I know I've said a lot. I know I've been redundant, perhaps, or verbose. But I am only speaking what I am inspired to speak by the LORD GOD of Abraham, Isaac, and all the other inspired prophets who spake before me. God chose a young, handsome, intelligent, well-built, educated certified equine gnathologist to bring a message of Salvation(R) to you today. A message that is so clear, so abundantly simple, that even a fool can understand it. It is covered in the Blood of Jesus, and it brings with it the Whole Armor of God. It smells as the Rose of Sharon does, and it is sharp, like the sword. It can cleanse like bleach, as it disinfects your soul. That simple, simple message is this: tell God you are sorry.


                  The rest will come to you as you read His Word and our forums. It doesn't get much simpler than that. I am kneeling on my knees, knelt before my Jesus, watching Him as he outstretches His Outstretched Hand usward. The palm is pierced - and not in a fashionable way, but in a painful pierced perdition preventing way. That palm is reaching for you, friend. I see some of the blood that was sweated by Christ in the Garden of Gethsemane. I see that blood forming a drop that will land on your face, friend. But it won't come to fruition if you don't tell Jesus you're sorry. I see the crying Baby Jesus as your spit lands on His Precious Little Face each time you reject Him.


                  I'll just leave you with that, friend. That and the prayers that are coming from my tender, perfectly formed lips.


                  BrotherLarry
                  Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                  “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                  Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                  Amen and Amen

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                  • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    I don't know what you are using to input your text, but I would suggest, "Care, intelligence, and a keyboard."

                    Anyway, I came to tell you that I looked on your facebook page and saw pictures of false gods - some half-naked Nigra woman with a tail and a face like a cat.


                    I'm not sure what part of the Bible that refers to - probably something vile in Revelations - but I think this sort of thing demonstrates that we have been right about you all the way along.


                    I'll ask the US Department of Faith to see what they know about you. We can publish the results here and then we can discuss them openly and, hopefully, you will accept Jesus as your Savior.
                    my Facebook Is private no one one that is not my friend can see my page so that is a lie sinner.

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                    • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                      my Facebook Is private no one one that is not my friend can see my page so that is a lie sinner.
                      Seriously? Dude thinks no one on Facebook shares anything?

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                      • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        my Facebook Is private no one one that is not my friend can see my page so that is a lie sinner.
                        It seems to me you never bothered to read Facebook's fine print. Stupid but not important as Facebook is irrelevant. And yes, we do know who you are, where you live and even that you live with your parents.

                        But as you are too lazy to read Facebook's fine print you probably also didn't read God's fine print: The Hole Bible. And unlike Facebook this is VERY relevant. God hates it when you don't know the rules and will punish you with an eternal stay in the fires of Hell if you don't fix this.

                        So now it's clear what you have to do. Get a Bible and read it. And while you're busy saving your soul, also get rid of Facebook. They know who you are and make that information available to everyone who knows how to look for it...
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                          my Facebook Is private no one one that is not my friend can see my page so that is a lie sinner.
                          *** Crash course regarding privacy on the internet ***

                          FREE ADMISSION!!!
                          Spoiler alert: there is no privacy on the internet


                          You may want to look into your privacy settings, sweetie, because I don't even have a Fakebook account and I'm looking at your church fakebook page right now and I see your fake online preacher document:



                          You are not just a fake preacher but you also belong to a fake monastery???

                          And here is the pagan stuff Pastor Bathfire mentioned:



                          Eww! Why would a self-proclaimed Christian preacher post pagan stuff on his website?!

                          Under "Reviews," I can also see that you yourself have posted a review for your own page. Which is somewhat pathetic when you think about it:



                          Under "Home" I also see your address (I will not post a screenshot in hopes that you will change the privacy settings for that).

                          Now, there is the annoying window that asks me to either log in or create a fakebook account, but I just simply ignore it and keep browsing.
                          I can see "About" without any problems...
                          I see all of your "Photos"...
                          Uhh, I should not have clicked on "Videos," you are a seriously creepy looking dude! (Are you an incel? I think you meet the criteria of "man-like creature that no woman would touch even with a stick")...
                          I see you don't have any upcoming events under the "Events" tab...
                          I see all of your "Posts" (you have a private Christian chatroom? Kinky!)...
                          And under "Community" I can see you have been begging for attention:



                          I realize that you are a millenial (yup, your age is easy to find online as well), and as such you have a serious disability regarding "there is no such thing as private on the internet" issue, but come on.

                          P.S.: If you were interested in maintaining a shred of privacy on this forum, you should not have shared all the juicy details about yourself in your original introduction thread. Because I did not even have to go to Google to look you up, you provided your websites info right there out of your own free will.

                          Conclusion: In order to maintain privacy on the Internet you should avoid posting any kind of personal information on the Internet.
                          IMPORTANT: Facebook is part of the Internet.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                            How did you find him? I looked under Cursed Ward Grinch several times and have yet to locate his page.
                            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                            1 Corinthians 11:13

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                            • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                              Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
                              How did you find him? I looked under Cursed Ward Grinch several times and have yet to locate his page.
                              I see you are not the brightest star on the firmament, either, dear. (Although Curtis does deserve the dimmest light of the month award, if you know what I mean). Well, I'm feeling charitable tonight, so let me help you as well: you can just write the website address as spelled out in the screenshots.

                              You're welcome.

                              P.S.: Also, I do not think he's cursed. Possessed by demons, more likely.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                I see you are not the brightest star on the firmament, either, dear. (Although Curtis does deserve the dimmest light of the month award, if you know what I mean). Well, I'm feeling charitable tonight, so let me help you as well: you can just write the website address as spelled out in the screenshots.

                                You're welcome.

                                P.S.: Also, I do not think he's cursed. Possessed by demons, more likely.
                                Thank you, sister. My husband often says that I'm a few bats short of a belfry, although I have no idea what that means.
                                Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                                1 Corinthians 11:13

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