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  • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Do you even know what a Bible is?!? Because now I have proof that you have never actually read it.

    Here is a good place to start:

    Job 1:6-12
    6 Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them.
    7 And the Lord said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
    8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
    9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
    10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
    11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
    12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.

    What follows is the description of Satan killing Job's animals and servants (Job 1:15-17) and children (Job 1:18-19). Please note that Satan killed all bot one servants, as he needed one alive to tell Job the bad news. Very nice touch.

    My KJV Bible doesn't say that.

    I'm beginning to suspect that you are a demon.



    The Holy Bible does not say that, sweetie!

    Satan killed Job's children, servants, and animals, solely because God allowed him to do so.

    So you agree, that parents should not mourn their deceased children in hopes that God will give them new and improved replacements?

    That's very Biblical of you, but I don't think you have ever seen a parent who has lost a child, sunshine.



    What the hell are you talking about?!?

    I said it countless times before, but this time I really, really, mean it:

    YOU SHOULD READ THE BIBLE, CURTIS. IT'S REALLY NOT AS BORING AS YOU THINK IT IS.

    It won't bite you, I promise. Unless you are a demon?... That would explain your allergy to the Bible!
    i have my Bible open on my coffee table 24/7 i read it till my cab comes for work and at 10pm i read for 2 hours everyday im well aware that what i said is not in the Bible it's my take on it how I feel about it how I feel it is being told not how you perceive it to be whatever if you pay attention to the wife the wife is obviously trying to get him away from God that's why God killed her

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    • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
      it's my take on it how I feel about it
      This is when I stopped reading. I guess you know better than Jesus. Smh.


      YIC
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
        This is when I stopped reading. I guess you know better than Jesus. Smh.


        YIC
        no just better than you ive translated scripture for my born church when i was 8

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        • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

          Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
          Mr. Grice, am I to understand correctly that you are antitrinitarian?


          That surprises me as you have said you were in contact with Baptists and Episcopalians, and both of these denominations do believe in Holy Trinity.


          I can only tell you what I was told growing up, that the three-in-one combo is a great mystery of faith, and most people who consider themselves Christian agree with it.


          So if you are anititinitarian, how do you explain the relationship between Jesus and God? Do you think, just like the Muslims, that Jesus was simply a prophet sent by God? Or something else? I would like to know, I've never talked to an antintrinitarian Christian before.
          Nontrinitarianismis a form ofChristianitythat rejects the mainstreamChristian doctrineof theTrinity—the teaching thatGodis three distincthypostasesorpersonswho are coeternal, coequal, and indivisibly united in one being, or essence (from the Greekousia). Certain religious groups that emerged during theProtestant Reformationhave historically been known asantitrinitarian, but are not consideredProtestantin popular discourse due to their nontrinitarian nature.According to churches that consider the decisions of ecumenical councils final, Trinitarianism was definitively declared to be Christian doctrine at the 4th-century ecumenical councils,[1][2][3] that of the First Council of Nicaea (325), which declared the full divinity of the Son,[4] and the First Council of Constantinople (381), which declared the divinity of the Holy Spirit.[5]
          In terms of number of adherents, nontrinitarian denominations comprise a small minority of modern Christianity. By far the largest nontrinitarian Christian denominations are The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints ("Mormons"), Jehovah's Witnesses, La Luz del Mundoand the Iglesia ni Cristo, though there are a number of other smaller groups, including Christadelphians, Christian Scientists, Dawn Bible Students, Living Church of God, Oneness Pentecostals, Assemblies of Yahweh, Israelite Church of God in Jesus Christ, Members Church of God International, Unitarian Universalist Christians, The Way International, The Church of God International and the United Church of God.[6]
          Nontrinitarian views differ widely on the nature of God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. Various nontrinitarian philosophies, such as Adoptionism, Monarchianism, and Subordinationism existed prior to the establishment of the Trinity doctrine in AD 325, 381, and 431, at the Councils of Nicaea, Constantinople, and Ephesus.[7] Nontrinitarianism was later renewed by Cathars in the 11th through 13th centuries, in the Unitarianmovement during the Protestant Reformation, in the Age of Enlightenment of the 18thcentury, and in some groups arising during the Second Great Awakening of the 19thcentury.
          The doctrine of the Trinity, as held in mainstream Christianity, is not present in the other major Abrahamic religions.

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          • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

            Originally posted by Retrovir View Post
            hello there and welcome
            Hello

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            • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
              im well aware that what i said is not in the Bible it's my take on it how I feel about it
              So now I know for sure you are going to Hell.

              Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.

              Psalm 19:7 The law of the Lord is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the Lord is sure, making wise the simple.

              Proverbs 30:5-6
              5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

              Revelation 22:18-19
              18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
              19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

              You are nothing but a liar, Curtis (see Proverbs 30:6 above). A fraud. And you, yourself, have admitted that publicly.

              I will pray that you repent for you lies and accept Jesus. Reading the Bible (which you still seem to be unfamiliar with) would be the perfect first step on your road to redemption.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                God wanted to see how loyal Job was but he didn't play a game or strike a deal with the devil Jobs first wife was a she demon and wanted Job to turn from God and he refused she tried and tried to make him give up on God the devil saw opportunity and took it but only won over the wife (seems to be a pattern like with Eve) in the end Job lost his money kids and home to the devil yet remains loyal to God so God punishes the wife and rewards Job with a new better life (God allows us to suffer because we have free will to choose what path we take in life life) our loyalty to God gains us rewards
                Mr. Cursed Ward Grinch, punctuation can be your friend. Don't be afraid to use it.
                Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                1 Corinthians 11:13

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                • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                  Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
                  Mr. Cursed Ward Grinch, punctuation can be your friend. Don't be afraid to use it.
                  Let's hope it's more successful than his attempt at the subjunctive mood! (POST#254)

                  Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                  i have my Bible open on my coffee table 24/7..if you pay attention to the wife the wife is obviously..that's why God killed her
                  . .I've highlighted the part my question relates to, which is:

                  . . . .could you please provide the Scripture reference for this?
                  . Thanks.

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                  • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                    My temperature is 100.7 and it hurts to talk and my muscles ache when i move plus cold chills

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                    • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                      Let's hope it's more successful than his attempt at the subjunctive mood! (POST#254)



                      . .I've highlighted the part my question relates to, which is:

                      . . . .could you please provide the Scripture reference for this?
                      . Thanks.
                      Job's first wife is Sitidos (Sitis). Her name may have the same root as the word Satan in Hebrew or Sotah (unfaithful wife). She is a princess and Job a tribal leader. Her response to their destruction is to go out and earn a living. Eventually and unknown to her she sells her hair to Satan in exchange for three loaves of bread for her husband; it is Satan who puts the words "Curse God" into her mouth. She later comes back and pleads with Job to be allowed to go into the rubble of the Palace to recover the dead bodies of her children. Job tells her that they must be left and she takes herself off to lie amongst the cattle where she dies

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                      • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        Job's first wife is Sitidos (Sitis). Her name may have the same root as the word Satan in Hebrew or Sotah (unfaithful wife). She is a princess and Job a tribal leader. Her response to their destruction is to go out and earn a living. Eventually and unknown to her she sells her hair to Satan in exchange for three loaves of bread for her husband; it is Satan who puts the words "Curse God" into her mouth. She later comes back and pleads with Job to be allowed to go into the rubble of the Palace to recover the dead bodies of her children. Job tells her that they must be left and she takes herself off to lie amongst the cattle where she dies
                        You are a big fat liar, because none of that is in the Bible. Which you would have known if you have ever read it.

                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        My temperature is 100.7 and it hurts to talk and my muscles ache when i move plus cold chills
                        I don't believe that, either, you liar.

                        When are you going to start reading the Bible, Curtis? You really might learn something!
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                          Job's first wife is Sitidos (Sitis). Her name may have...
                          And on the other hand, it may not
                          the same root as the word Satan in Hebrew or Sotah (unfaithful wife). She is a princess and Job a tribal leader. Her response to their destruction is to go out and earn a living.
                          Where was this job (i.e. not Job, but job), WalMart? I only ask because in Job's day, women did not go out to work.
                          Eventually and unknown to her she sells her hair to Satan
                          How can she be unaware that she has sold her hair - my experience is that women notice it when they wake up bald.
                          in exchange for three loaves of bread for her husband
                          OK - where are the five fishes?
                          ; it is Satan who puts the words "Curse God" into her mouth.
                          How does he do that then? Magic?


                          You see, this is what happens when women "go out to work - they meet Satan.

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                          Look curseword, you can't just go making things up, can you? I mean, where would we be if 90% of the Bible had "just been made up"?

                          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                          My temperature is 100.7 and it hurts to talk and my muscles ache when i move plus cold chills
                          You've got demons. They entered your soul because it is not protected by Jesus.


                          My temperature is normal and I love Jesus, and Jesus loves me! I have no demons. Case closed.
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                          • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            And on the other hand, it may notWhere was this job (i.e. not Job, but job), WalMart? I only ask because in Job's day, women did not go out to work.
                            How can she be unaware that she has sold her hair - my experience is that women notice it when they wake up bald.
                            OK - where are the five fishes?
                            How does he do that then? Magic?


                            You see, this is what happens when women "go out to work - they meet Satan.

                            __________________________________________________ ___
                            Look curseword, you can't just go making things up, can you? I mean, where would we be if 90% of the Bible had "just been made up"?


                            You've got demons. They entered your soul because it is not protected by Jesus.


                            My temperature is normal and I love Jesus, and Jesus loves me! I have no demons. Case closed.
                            OLD OR NOT GET MY NAME RIGHT ITS CURTIS EDWARD GRICE NOT CURSEWORD YOUR DISRESPECTING ME AND IM DONE WITH BEING DISRESPECTED AS FAR AS JESUS AND GOD AND THE BIBLE I DO MY PART I WAS SAVED AND BAPTIZED I DO MY PART TO TEACH GODS LOVE AND ABOUT JESUS DYING FOR OUR SINS

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                            • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                              Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                              OLD OR NOT GET MY NAME RIGHT ITS CURTIS EDWARD GRICE NOT CURSEWORD YOUR* DISRESPECTING ME AND IM DONE WITH BEING DISRESPECTED AS FAR AS JESUS AND GOD AND THE BIBLE I DO MY PART I WAS SAVED AND BAPTIZED I DO MY PART TO TEACH GODS LOVE AND ABOUT JESUS DYING FOR OUR SINS
                              *You’re.

                              Habakuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                                OLD OR NOT GET MY NAME RIGHT ITS CURTIS EDWARD GRICE NOT CURSEWORD YOUR DISRESPECTING ME AND IM* DONE WITH BEING DISRESPECTED AS FAR AS JESUS AND GOD AND THE BIBLE I DO MY PART I WAS SAVED AND BAPTIZED I DO MY PART TO TEACH GODS LOVE AND ABOUT JESUS DYING FOR OUR SINS
                                *I'm.


                                Esther 1:1 Now it came to pass in the days of Ahasuerus, (this is Ahasuerus which reigned, from India even unto Ethiopia, over an hundred and seven and twenty provinces:)

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