Hello, from godless spain!

[Ronaldo Cristiano]

Hello,

I wish to greet all my fellow christians! I am Ronaldo, and I find difficult finding true baptist churches here. I hope I can learn here in this wonderful web of Gods' love!

[Esther B.]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

A cautious welcome to you. Can you please read the instructions at the top of the page and tell what church you go to, how you found Jesus, and which Bible verse you find most inspiring.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Hello,

I wish to greet all my fellow christians! I am Ronaldo, and I find difficult finding true baptist churches here. I hope I can learn here in this wonderful web of Gods' love!

Hello and to our friendly forum! What church do you call your own? Which Bible verse speaks the most to you? How did you find Jesus - how did you manage to escape the clutches of Catholic priests?

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Hello,

I wish to greet all my fellow christians! I am Ronaldo, and I find difficult finding true baptist churches here. I hope I can learn here in this wonderful web of Gods' love!

I thought you were Portuguese. My bad.
Which part of Spain are you from? The part that wants to remain Spain, the part that wants to be something else, or the part that hates all the other parts of the same country?

Edit: I have never been in your country. Is it very different from all the other north African countries, like Morocco, Egypt or Italy?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Hello,

I wish to greet all my fellow christians! I am Ronaldo, and I find difficult finding true baptist churches here. I hope I can learn here in this wonderful web of Gods' love!

Welcome friend! We are accepting of all people, even messicans like you. Tell me, for whom do you do lawn care?
Do you live in a sanctuary city or have you not yet had the opportunity to commit a crime (if so, welcome to your first day in the USA)?

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Welcome Ronaldo.

No offense, but might I ask why you are looking for a Baptist Church? I thought all greasy Spainards were Catholic.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Well Spain certainly is Godless. They have always sought to offend and horrify the Lord Jesus Christ, and it seems to that end they have no limits whatsoever. The LORD will smite them with Holy Vengeance, as is His right, and our privilege to witness. When Christ returns, I suspect Spain will be one of His first stops. So tell us how you managed to escape such brainwashing and found Christ! I cannot wait to hear your testimony!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Welcome Ronaldo.

No offense, but might I ask why you are looking for a Baptist Church? I thought all greasy Spaniards were Catholic.

Good question, Jim.

I suspect that the OP has been caught up in the communist rebel uprising in the eastern county of Catatonia, Spain and sees this as the perfect opportunity to buy a ticket to the US and pose as a refugee.

I reckon that in the next few posts he will be asking for names, addresses and money.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Good question, Jim.

I suspect that the OP has been caught up in the communist rebel uprising in the eastern county of Catatonia, Spain and sees this as the perfect opportunity to buy a ticket to the US and pose as a refugee.

I reckon that in the next few posts he will be asking for names, addresses and money.

He emailed me and I referred him here. I hope I did the right Christian thing...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

I'm sure you did. The OP is probably a Darkie, so it'll be easy for him to identify with the characters.

[Ronaldo Cristiano]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

I'm sure you did. The OP is probably a Darkie, so it'll be easy for him to identify with the characters.

I am white.This is Europe, not Africa.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Hello. Welcome to the forum. I've heard that your police are very well groomed, remaining tidy even during high speed motorcycle pursuits, and that many English visitors have improved some regions. Perhaps you could confirm whether you have a king at present? Another question is, what does he do when he's not being king?

Thank you.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

I am white.This is Europe, not Africa.

Mmm...


I had an spanish grandfather, and he was as dark as dark can be.


I see Antonio Banderas and he is dark.


I see Ceuta and Melilla and they are in Africa.


For all it counts, Spain is North Africa. Now that the country is falling apart, I think that United States of North Africa suits you a lot.


I am praying for you, your country and your king. I liked more the one that hunted elephants, though.

[Ronaldo Cristiano]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Mmm...


I had an spanish grandfather, and he was as dark as dark can be.


I see Antonio Banderas and he is dark.


I see Ceuta and Melilla and they are in Africa.


For all it counts, Spain is North Africa. Now that the country is falling apart, I think that United States of North Africa suits you a lot.


I am praying for you, your country and your king. I liked more the one that hunted elephants, though.

Perhaps you should revise your school's geography, dear friend! However, I cannot find good church here, so I wondered if you could guide me to find the better ones? Thank you!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Hello, from godless spain!

Perhaps you should revise your school's geography, dear friend! However, I cannot find good church here, so I wondered if you could guide me to find the better ones? Thank you!

Well, you did not tell me from which part of Godless North Africa are you from, so it is difficult to find yo a Church.

All I know is you have a lot of Iglesias: Julio and Enrique being the most famous Iglesias.


Please stay away from the Iglesia de Iniesta, no matter if he has won you a world cup, going there is Icon adoration and you will be going to Hell.


I think with the Immanuel Baptist Church you should be fine, although they seem a bunch of leftist liberals compared to Landover. Nevertheless, be prepared to tithe.