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  • BlackMuslim
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2010
    • 5

    #1

    This is outrageous!

    I am a muslim, i don't belive in your god. But that doesn't mean that i make Emoticons where your kind gets bombed!

    You are all racist and ignorant!
  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #2
    Re: This is outrageous!

    Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
    I am a muslim, i don't belive in your god.
    If you are, then yes you do, it is just that the Jews, Christians and you lot can't agree on how to worship him, what he has said, or what he has done, all the same imaginary friend.
    You are all racist and ignorant!
    Whereas you are just ignorant?
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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
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      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: This is outrageous!

      Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
      I am a muslim, i don't belive in your god. But that doesn't mean that i make Emoticons where your kind gets bombed!

      You are all racist and ignorant!
      Right. Instead, you just blow yourselves up and take us with you. Real solid moral high ground.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: This is outrageous!

        Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
        I am a muslim, i don't belive in your god. But that doesn't mean that i make Emoticons where your kind gets bombed!

        You are all racist and ignorant!
        Why are you here, diaperhead? Did your master satan send you to persecute us?

        Better go back to your girlfriend and leave us alone.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #5
          Re: This is outrageous!

          Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
          I am a muslim,
          Sorry to hear you have been deceived by Mohammed.

          Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
          i don't belive in your god.
          You might want to check with you Imam on that.

          Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
          But that doesn't mean that i make Emoticons where your kind gets bombed!

          You are all racist and ignorant!
          Then why did you use emoticon in your post.

          You should stop being racist and ignorant and become a True Christian.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
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            • Jan 2008
            • 22889

            #6
            Re: This is outrageous!

            A black muslim? Were you, until recently, a slave to some arab?
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            • BelieverInGod
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              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: This is outrageous!

              Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
              I am a muslim, i don't belive in your god. But that doesn't mean that i make Emoticons where your kind gets bombed!

              You are all racist and ignorant!
              Here I always thought they were blowing themselves up. I mean I don't see any emoticon going in, they just explode. Isn't that what Muzzies all over the world do?
              Drama queen

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              • Lycia The Repentant
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019

                #8
                Re: This is outrageous!

                Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
                I am a muslim, i don't belive in your god. But that doesn't mean that i make Emoticons where your kind gets bombed!

                You are all racist and ignorant!
                I didn't even know they were supposed to be muslim. I just thought it was some angry smileys being blown up. Is that even Arabic above them?

                I think you just wanted to feel persecuted for some strange reason.
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                • LordHaveMercy
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                  • Oct 2010
                  • 171

                  #9
                  Re: This is outrageous!

                  My "kind"? What is my kind exactly? Don't make assumptions too quickly now. God Bless.
                  He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
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                  • Titus Templeton
                    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                    Jesus macht frei
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 5912

                    #10
                    Re: This is outrageous!

                    His name is quite funny in some way, because i never saw a White muslim in my whole life.
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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
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                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #11
                      Re: This is outrageous!

                      Black Muslim is afraid to respond, now that he has witnessed the strength of our True Christianity(tm). The Devil's minions are all cowards.
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: This is outrageous!

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        Black Muslim is afraid to respond, now that he has witnessed the strength of our True Christianity™. The Devil's minions are all cowards.
                        Well it's probably on a throwrug wiggling it's butt in the air and wailing to Allah (piss be upon him). That's what they do instead of praying you know...
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Imam Rashik
                          Unsaved trash, Islamofascist demon
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 265

                          #13
                          Re: This is outrageous!

                          Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
                          I am a muslim, i don't belive in your god. But that doesn't mean that i make Emoticons where your kind gets bombed!

                          You are all racist and ignorant!
                          My Muslim Brother you are failing to understand that Allah (pbuh) is the same God (pbuh) these Christians worship.

                          Do not forget this reading from the Quran
                          Suri 2
                          112. Yes! whoever submits himself entirely to Allah and he is the doer of good [to others] he has his reward from his Lord, and there is no fear for him nor shall he grieve.
                          113. And the Jews say: The Christians do not follow anything [good] and the Christians say: The Jews do not follow anything [good] while they recite the [same] Book. Even thus say those who have no knowledge, like to what they say; so Allah shall judge between them on the day of resurrection in what they differ.

                          Do not forget your promise to Allah (pbuh) to go on a Jihad to teach the Infidels. For your reward in paradise will be great.
                          SURA 1
                          2. All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
                          3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

                          pbuh means Peace Be Upon Him

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: This is outrageous!

                            Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
                            I am a muslim, i don't belive in your god.
                            Um, no, you aren't. I believe the Genuine Islamist below explains quite effectively how we know you have never bothered to open a Quran.

                            I am looking at mine this minute (yes, True Christians™ do typically read the Muslim Devil Book to know what it says, unlike God-mockers like you) and Sura 2 begins on page . . . 17. That's out of over 1,800 pages. (My edition has Arabic side-by-side with English, with an extensive English commentary, so it's about 3x the length the text in English alone would be).

                            Basically, you claiming to be a Muslim and not knowing something so basic as the fact that Muslims (incorrectly) believe that they, Jews, and Christians are "people of the Book (Old Testament)" who worship the same God, is like you claiming to be a devout Christian, but not having gotten as far in Genesis as the Great Flood.
                            Originally posted by Imam Rashik View Post
                            My Muslim Brother you are failing to understand that Allah (pbuh) is the same God (pbuh) these Christians worship.

                            Do not forget this reading from the Quran
                            Suri 2
                            112. Yes! whoever submits himself entirely to Allah and he is the doer of good [to others] he has his reward from his Lord, and there is no fear for him nor shall he grieve.
                            113. And the Jews say: The Christians do not follow anything [good] and the Christians say: The Jews do not follow anything [good] while they recite the [same] Book. Even thus say those who have no knowledge, like to what they say; so Allah shall judge between them on the day of resurrection in what they differ.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • BlackMuslim
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 5

                              #15
                              Re: This is outrageous!

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Here I always thought they were blowing themselves up. I mean I don't see any emoticon going in, they just explode. Isn't that what Muzzies all over the world do?
                              That is why i think you guys are ignorant! Not all muslims are terrorisr. I could NEVER blow my self up. I respect Christian's, but i obviuosly don't get any back.

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