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  • novembers intro

    hey i'm november,

    i'm not prefect (though i'm pretty close)

    i'm a marxist feminist from india, and i look forward to a few interesting convosations with you all.

    im interested in expolring how physics and christainity can get along nicely.

    true story bro, peace out.

    november

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    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      Originally posted by november View Post
      hey i'm november,

      i'm not prefect (though i'm pretty close)

      i'm a marxist feminist from india, and i look forward to a few interesting convosations with you all.

      im interested in expolring how physics and christainity can get along nicely.

      true story bro, peace out.

      november
      Well, since Physics proves itself wrong on a constant basis, it just proves Christianity.
      What exactly is a Marxist feminist? The Marx brothers were all men, and I doubt any of them were feminists. That Groucho was a bit too racy for me, but I was always laughing.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
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        Originally posted by november View Post
        i'm not prefect (though i'm pretty close)
        I hope that you're referring to your abysmal apostrophe usage.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
          N/A can't answer those things yet. not tell i can trust the people on here

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by november View Post
            N/A can't answer those things yet. not tell i can trust the people on here
            Then why are you here? look if you're here to tell us that the world is round or something you might as well go now.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              Well, since Physics proves itself wrong on a constant basis, it just proves Christianity.
              What exactly is a Marxist feminist? The Marx brothers were all men, and I doubt any of them were feminists. That Groucho was a bit too racy for me, but I was always laughing.
              Basically, shes saying she doesn't make good pies.

              Marxist feminism is a sub-type of feminist theory which focuses on the dismantling of capitalism as a way of liberating women. Marxist feminism states that private property, which gives rise to economic inequality, dependence, political confusion, and ultimately unhealthy social relations between men and women, is the root of women's oppression in the current social context.
              Matthew 7:1–2:
              Judge not, that ye be not judged. 2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by november View Post
                N/A can't answer those things yet. not tell i can trust the people on here

                *till (sorry for the misspelling)

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                • #9
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                  woah, first of all my pies are great, and secondly it's been proved that the world is round theres photos and film. along with evedients that you can by looking out at the sun and moon.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    I hope that you're referring to your abysmal apostrophe usage.

                    haha no i'm not. i'm not really that cocky i don't think im nearly perfect really

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Timothy Parker View Post
                      Basically, shes saying she doesn't make good pies.
                      That Marx! I used to live in czechoslovakia. Believe me, the women there had it much worse. They had to work 12 hours in a factory and then come home and cook and clean and do a good job of it too!
                      What a joke, Marxist-feminism!
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by november View Post
                        N/A can't answer those things yet. not tell i can trust the people on here
                        Child, we're True Christians(tm)!
                        Now tell us about your sordid sinful past and how you came to find baby Jesus!!

                        What version of the Bible do you read from?
                        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                        • #13
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                          Novemeber, you came prematurely.

                          YiC, DUH
                          Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                          ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by november View Post
                            i'm a marxist feminist from india,
                            Of course you are dear. How cute.

                            I'm sure that in India that means telling the servants what to do, rather than having your father do it.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #15
                              Re: novembers intro

                              Originally posted by november View Post
                              hey i'm november,

                              i'm not prefect (though i'm pretty close)

                              i'm a marxist feminist from india, and i look forward to a few interesting convosations with you all.

                              im interested in expolring how physics and christainity can get along nicely.

                              true story bro, peace out.

                              november
                              Oh, sweet Jesus how God hates you.

                              Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                              20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                              21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                              22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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