[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Fascinating - I've never realised that accelerating geological fragments at a person could produce an exorcistic effect.

Is this documented in any authoritative litterature or how did you obtain such (very helpful) information?

I suggest you read the Bible friend.

[WilliamDK]

Re: Hello

Yeah, but that sort of brings me back to the whole contradiction issue.

I am simply unable to decipher how to act considering how Excodus 20:13 and Leviticus 20:13 sort "collide"...

The only thing I can firmly establish at this point, is that there's a difference between reading and actually understanding :-/

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello

Look, friend, the Bible cannot contradict itself because if it did it would mean that God didn't know what He was talking about and was uncertain about pretty key issues. Therefore it doesn't contradict itself.

I'm being polite through gritted teeth here because you sound like another one of those troublemaking atheists.
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[Titus Templeton]

Re: Hello

WiliamDK, don't understand me wrong but, do you have homosexual thoughts?
Homosexual thoughts that include another men?

[WilliamDK]

Re: Hello

[QUOTE=Redeemed Papist;833450]Look, friend, the Bible cannot contradict itself because if it did it would mean that God didn't know what He was talking about and was uncertain about pretty key issues. Therefore it doesn't contradict itself.

I understood that much. I should probably be more careful when expressing myself.

I just read Exodus 20:13 in a way that contradicts Leviticus 20:13 - I have no doubts that God knows exactly what he's doing, knows exactly what he wrote where and how it is to be interpreted.

Seeing the crudentials that you guys have I merely assumed that you'd be able to enlighten me as to how that construct is actually to be read.

I appologize for this display of ignorance on my behalf and I hope that God can forgive me for not understanding and causing you to break into an emotionally provoked dental spasm.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

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[WilliamDK]

Re: Hello

WiliamDK, don't understand me wrong but, do you have homosexual thoughts?
Homosexual thoughts that include another men?

Homosexual thoughts would by definition include another man wouldn't they?
;-)

But no. I've never had any fantasies or the likes about engaging into rectal penetration excersises or the likes. The idea alone of kissing rough lips and the scratching of another mans eight'o'clock shadow rather repulses me. The concept of looking down seeing a big bearded guy kneeling before giving me a blowjob (A good one maybe, but still..) is none short of sickening to me.
The mere thought of resting my head against a hairy chest and a strong arm holding me makes me sick to my stomach.

Why do you ask?

[Jedediah]

Re: Hello

I'm a born member of the Luthern Evangelic church of Denmark, but I mostly (read: ONLY) go to church on occations such as weddings and funerals. Not much different to like 95% of all danes who can be defined as cultural christians in the the way that we're not active christians regularly attending church, praying or the likes. Like most other people (including muslims, catholics etc.) we adher pretty much to the 10 commandments as a part of basic common sense.

Tell us, friend, what does the following verses of Scripture mean to you?

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Revelation 3:15-16
I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.