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  • jokie
    Unsaved trash, struggling to repent
     
    • Mar 2012
    • 62

    #91
    Re: hello

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Frankly, I can't imagine anyone pretending to believe, moving to Freehold, tithing to Landover, and outwardly following every single command in the Bible, while not believing. It makes no logical sense whatsoever; there is nothing to be gained from so doing.
    I was just asking, i do not know him or the situation. What is the one sin that is unforgivable?
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • jokie
      Unsaved trash, struggling to repent
       
      • Mar 2012
      • 62

      #92
      Re: hello

      Originally posted by jokie View Post
      What is the one sin that is unforgivable?
      Nevermind i looked it up. So there is god, jesus, and the holy spirit, what is the holy spirit exactly?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #93
        Re: hello

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        I don't need to.

        Either he sincerely believes, and thus is incapable of sin, or he is an artful liar and does not believe, in which case his sinning or lack thereof is irrelevant; per John 3:16-18, God will damn anyone who does not believe, simply for not believing.

        The Lake of Fire will burn an unbeliever just as agonizingly as a liar, or a sodomite, or a fornicator, or one who lusts after someone other than his wife.

        Frankly, I can't imagine anyone pretending to believe, moving to Freehold, tithing to Landover, and outwardly following every single command in the Bible, while not believing. It makes no logical sense whatsoever; there is nothing to be gained from so doing.
        And to be fair, we must also note that in addition to the surely-waiting punishment from the Almighty, Freehold is also monitored 24/7 by an ambitious security crew with all of the modern tools necessary to ensure that God's Laws are followed absolutely. From the latest in network switching technology we have IP monitoring to the very newest in cell phone technology (powered by JesOS Mobile(tm)) that allows pastors to privately view any present and past data that has streamed from the phone, we are certain that no ungodly activities are happening within our fair city!
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #94
          Re: hello

          Originally posted by jokie View Post
          ...
          First off your "pastor" is the one who was failing to insult me. I thought god was almighty and such, i seriously doubt he "sleeps". Where is your pastors compassion after insulting me and admitting to hating jews?
          Whoa Nellie, first you said my Godly Pastor failed to insult you then a little later he did? If by calling a spade is a spade is an insult, then you have a terribly messed up mind, freind. I never saw a single insult, just an attempt at spreading the love of Jesus. Please provide scriptre if you think he was not Biblically correct.

          I care not enough about you to search this site for your copypasta, for i fear i would find things i do not wish to read as they are so ridiculous i would laugh too much.
          Of course you do not, you'd rather sling lies. Not to worry, we have your number- 212-55S-atan

          You sure do love butts huh "friend"
          Friend, I lost my anus in 'Nam, napalming gooks to keep America pure and free. It is no laughing matter.

          So now you have nothing to say about your wannabe murderers or jew HATING pastor?
          No True Christian™ murders or hates joos. We follow the Word of God. Again, if you have a problem with Him, I suggest you speak to Him. He is the one that let us know Hamites were evil and should be killed.
          Last edited by James Hutchins; 03-06-2012, 04:28 PM.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Professor Bessemer
            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 2952

            #95
            Re: hello

            Originally posted by jokie View Post
            BLIND HATE AND SEEMINGLY WILLFUL IGNORANCE
            Son, I pity you. You seem incapable of understanding the simplest facts about God and True Christianity™. But because I am filled with the love and patience of the Lord, I will try to explain it to you once again.

            In my youth, I was a filthy, disgusting sodomite drug addict. I committed not only the sins I described in my previous post, but many, many others as well. I, along with a group of like minded homo perverts, even managed to inadvertently rape a young man to death in the early 1990's

            But that was before I found Jesus my boy. Now, I am washed in the blood of the Lamb. Jesus temporarily died on the cross so that sinners like me could be forgiven. That's right, His sacrifice of being not alive for three entire days out of the eternity that He will live means that anyone who professes a belief in Him will also live for eternity in heaven. As long as they never blasphemed the Holy Spirit of course.

            Does that make it any clearer to you son?
            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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            Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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            • jokie
              Unsaved trash, struggling to repent
               
              • Mar 2012
              • 62

              #96
              Re: hello

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Whoa Nellie, first you said my Godly Pastor failed to insult you then a little later he did? If by calling a spade is a spade is an insult, then you have a terribly messed up mind, freind. I never saw a single insult, just an attempt at spreading the love of Jesus.

              Changing my name and such to "gay" when i am a 100% heterosexual white male, that sir could be mistaken by some as an insult....



              Friend, I lost my anus in 'Nam, napalming gooks to keep America pure and free. It is no laughing matter.
              LOL

              No True Christian™ murders or hates joos. We follow the Word of God. Again, if you have a problem with Him, I suggest you speak to Him. He is the one that let us know Hamites were evil and should be killed.
              Originally posted by jokie View Post
              , which lets be honest you HATE jews, where in the bible does it say HATE ALL JEWS? please i would love a scripture that says christians must hate jews.
              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              They Killed the Savior of Mankind. Isn't that enough for you?
              I am not responding to you anymore sir psycho as you literally refuse to look at or accept facts placed in front of you so save your time and go save someone else cause you surely wont save me.

              Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
              Son, I pity you. You seem incapable of understanding the simplest facts about God and True Christianity™. But because I am filled with the love and patience of the Lord, I will try to explain it to you once again.

              In my youth, I was a filthy, disgusting sodomite drug addict. I committed not only the sins I described in my previous post, but many, many others as well. I, along with a group of like minded homo perverts, even managed to inadvertently rape a young man to death in the early 1990's

              But that was before I found Jesus my boy. Now, I am washed in the blood of the Lamb. Jesus temporarily died on the cross so that sinners like me could be forgiven. That's right, His sacrifice of being not alive for three entire days out of the eternity that He will live means that anyone who professes a belief in Him will also live for eternity in heaven. As long as they never blasphemed the Holy Spirit of course.

              Does that make it any clearer to you son?
              I am not incapable of understanding the simplest facts as you say, i dont know ANY facts about god or "true christianity". I asked what the holy spirit is, enlighten me? I don't care what you did in your past, i completely believe that you have given up on all that because from what this man describes it sounds like you like in a prison:

              Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
              And to be fair, we must also note that in addition to the surely-waiting punishment from the Almighty, Freehold is also monitored 24/7 by an ambitious security crew with all of the modern tools necessary to ensure that God's Laws are followed absolutely. From the latest in network switching technology we have IP monitoring to the very newest in cell phone technology (powered by JesOS Mobile™) that allows pastors to privately view any present and past data that has streamed from the phone, we are certain that no ungodly activities are happening within our fair city!
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #97
                Re: hello

                Originally posted by jokie View Post
                I am not responding to you anymore sir psycho as you literally refuse to look at or accept facts placed in front of you so save your time and go save someone else cause you surely wont save me.
                James Hutchins is one of the most stable and loving men I have ever met. He is positively brimming over with love of God's word and God's love for all people who want to renounce sin. What you are mistaking James for is someone who makes up Jesus based on his own thoughts then uses that to justify what he would have done or said anyway.

                James, and all True Christians(TM) are full of the love of the Lord. You will find an accurate description of the Lord our God in the King James Bible. God is choosy. God does not love everything. God hates a lot of things. Why do you want us to lie about them?

                Telling us to go and save someone else when you are so obviously suffering in the abject misery of not having the Holy Spirit filling you to bursting with God's wonder is a bit like telling fish to not swim and birds to not fly. We are here to show you all the wondrous ways God loves you and gives you ways to not burn in Hell like you deserve.

                So, on your knees, sinner, and let Jesus enter you and fill you with His love.

                GLORY!
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Professor Bessemer
                  Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                  Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                  Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2009
                  • 2952

                  #98
                  Re: hello

                  Originally posted by jokie View Post
                  I am not incapable of understanding the simplest facts as you say, i dont know ANY facts about god or "true christianity". I asked what the holy spirit is, enlighten me? I don't care what you did in your past, i completely believe that you have given up on all that because from what this man describes it sounds like you like in a prison:
                  The Holy Spirit in the Divine Essence of God, one of the three individual persons that make up the Triune Godhead.

                  As far as this prison you mentioned, yes I have been incarcerated in the past, but that is all behind me. Praise!
                  Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                  Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                  Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                  • jokie
                    Unsaved trash, struggling to repent
                     
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 62

                    #99
                    Re: hello

                    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                    James Hutchins is one of the most stable and loving men I have ever met. He is positively brimming over with love of God's word and God's love for all people who want to renounce sin. What you are mistaking James for is someone who makes up Jesus based on his own thoughts then uses that to justify what he would have done or said anyway.

                    (When did say he makes up jesus and uses it to justify anything? You have no reading comprehension or understanding of context. I said that he refuses to look at facts, which he does by repeatedly saying no one there hates jews.

                    But in fact according your friend Ezekiel, within the context of what he said in the quotes in my above posts, he does hate jews due to the fact they killed the savior of mankind, and then says that is reason enough to hate them. How are you not understanding this??????? )

                    James, and all True Christians™ are full of the love of the Lord. You will find an accurate description of the Lord our God in the King James Bible. God is choosy. God does not love everything. God hates a lot of things. Why do you want us to lie about them?

                    (When did i ask you to lie about it? Once again you seriously lack reading comprehension. Did i ever say god loves me so im going to heaven? Did i ever dispute that doesn't hate things? Go to school kid!)

                    Telling us ( I TOLD JAMES TO GO SAVE SOMEONE ELSE, NOT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE)to go and save someone else when you are so obviously suffering in the abject misery of not having the Holy Spirit filling you to bursting with God's wonder is a bit like telling fish to not swim and birds to not fly. We are here to show you all the wondrous ways God loves you and gives you ways to not burn in Hell like you deserve.

                    So, on your knees, sinner, and let Jesus enter you and fill you with His love.

                    GLORY!
                    I ask a simple question (what is the holy spirit?) and none of you answer, you just go off on random stuff about stuff i never said. How is that trying to save someone??????????????????? Talking to some of you is like talking to a wall.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #100
                      Re: hello

                      Originally posted by jokie View Post
                      I ask a simple question (what is the holy spirit?) and none of you answer, you just go off on random stuff about stuff i never said. How is that trying to save someone??????????????????? Talking to some of you is like talking to a wall.
                      We're trying to guide you.

                      Read the Bible. Actually read it. Open your eyes and see the glory of God. Nowhere else will you get this unafraid advice.

                      I guarantee that when you read Genesis you will feel your eyes widening at all the riches you never even knew existed because you have been spoon fed the edited highlights to fit somebody's agenda. Exodus will blow your mind. By the time you reach Deuteronomy and realise how many things God hates your path to True Christianity and loving the word of God and God Himself in the same way we do is inevitable.

                      This is why we don't spoon feed you. We're THAT confident.

                      Be diligent for Jesus! GLORY!
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #101
                        Re: hello

                        Originally posted by jokie View Post
                        I am not incapable of understanding the simplest facts as you say, i dont know ANY facts about god or "true christianity". I asked what the holy spirit is, enlighten me? I don't care what you did in your past, i completely believe that you have given up on all that because from what this man describes it sounds like you like in a prison:
                        jokie, jokie, jokie,

                        Have you tried praying?

                        I mean, really tried?
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • jokie
                          Unsaved trash, struggling to repent
                           
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 62

                          #102
                          Re: hello

                          Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                          The Holy Spirit in the Divine Essence of God, one of the three individual persons that make up the Triune Godhead.
                          Finally someone who reads and responds, THANK YOU! So the divine essence what does that mean, is there 2 forms of god, god himself then a separate spirit?

                          redeemed paptist, why do you think the earth is flat? is there scripture saying it is. If your answer to everything is read the bible blah blah im done speaking with you as well.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #103
                            Re: hello

                            Originally posted by jokie View Post
                            Finally someone who reads and responds, THANK YOU! So the divine essence what does that mean, is there 2 forms of god, god himself then a separate spirit?

                            redeemed paptist, why do you think the earth is flat? is there scripture saying it is. If your answer to everything is read the bible blah blah im done speaking with you as well.
                            But the answer to everything IS to read the Bible.

                            I really don't know how you expect to be saved with an attitude like that. God's instruction manual is within your grasp and you spurn it. Why would you be so determined to spend forever in fire?
                            Matthew 4:8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #104
                              Re: hello

                              Originally posted by jokie View Post
                              Finally someone who reads and responds, THANK YOU! So the divine essence what does that mean, is there 2 forms of god, god himself then a separate spirit?
                              This answer, and all the answers to all your questions, can be found by reading the Holy Bible. It is the Word of God. You can think of it as God's Love Letter to you. The gentlemen here at these forums are very busy and take time out of their busy, godly day to come here and praise Jesus and share the good news. It's terribly inconsiderate of you to demand your hand to be held when the answers are right in front of you.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • jokie
                                Unsaved trash, struggling to repent
                                 
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 62

                                #105
                                Re: hello

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                jokie, jokie, jokie,

                                Have you tried praying?

                                I mean, really tried?
                                No Mary i have never even tried. I would not know what to pray for or how.


                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                But the answer to everything IS to read the Bible.

                                I really don't know how you expect to be saved with an attitude like that.
                                And how long do you think it would take to read a 400000 page book?? Oh i guess ill just do that for the next few years cause you know not like i have to work or anything.

                                Back to your reading comprehension, i never said i wanted to be saved did i? I said i wanted information that isnt from spending years of my life reading a book. And i thought you people were like experts or what ever since thats all you ever do.

                                You didn't answer my question about why you believe the world is flat..... Do you not have an explanation and you just blindly follow what others say?


                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                This answer, and all the answers to all your questions, can be found by reading the Holy Bible. It is the Word of God. You can think of it as God's Love Letter to you. The gentlemen here at these forums are very busy and take time out of their busy, godly day to come here and praise Jesus and share the good news. It's terribly inconsiderate of you to demand your hand to be held when the answers are right in front of you.
                                Ok then ill just stop coming here and forget all this ever happened. And you get the satisfaction that once again you failed to attempt to save someone, simply cause saying read the bibleread the bibleread the bible is so much easier and keeps your conscience clear.
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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