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  • #1

    Smite thy down!

    Godly evening,

    I am Neville Neville of East Cumbria, United Kingdom.

    I have been the local gay councilor for 17 years.

    I have turned many gays into lord abiding citizens in my time, as some of you will know its a daunting taste and takes real nerve to do it.

    I hope i can come here and turn my work global.

    I attend north east Cumbria baptist church and my favourite scripture is the whole bible.


    Amen

    Neville. N
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  • #2
    Re: Smite thy down!

    North East Cumbria?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • #3
      Re: Smite thy down!

      The very one.

      The most Godly place this side of Tripoli.


      Safety and peace.

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      • #4
        Re: Smite thy down!

        God hates a liar.

        Get right with Jesus, sinner. You'd be amazed how many atheists think it's a jolly wheeze to pretend to be a Christian to mock God.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #5
          Re: Smite thy down!

          Originally posted by Kingdomofheaven View Post
          Godly evening,

          I am Neville Neville of East Cumbria, United Kingdom.

          I have been the local gay councilor for 17 years.

          I have turned many gays into Lord abiding citizens in my time, as some of you will know it's a daunting taste and takes real nerve to do it.
          You are working with gays... what exactly is it that you are tasting?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: Smite thy down!

            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            God hates a liar.

            Get right with Jesus, sinner. You'd be amazed how many atheists think it's a jolly wheeze to pretend to be a Christian to mock God.

            My dear child i can but apologise,

            Can you not overlook my descrepancy

            i merely left out the "+"

            North East + Cumbria Baptist church.

            Again i do apologise.

            Nevilie. N

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            • #7
              Re: Smite thy down!

              Originally posted by Kingdomofheaven View Post
              My dear child i can but apologise,

              Can you not overlook my descrepancy

              i merely left out the "+"

              North East + Cumbria Baptist church.

              Again i do apologise.

              Nevilie. N
              And this North East + Cumbria place is rife with gays, you say? Is it worse than, say, Nottingham?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #8
                Re: Smite thy down!

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                And this North East + Cumbria place is rife with gays, you say? Is it worse than, say, Nottingham?

                I think every city has its fair share my fellow country man.

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                • #9
                  Re: Smite thy down!

                  From the thread title: Smite thy down!

                  What do you have against my comforter?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Smite thy down!

                    Originally posted by Kingdomofheaven View Post
                    I think every city has its fair share my fellow country man.
                    Yes, but I've heard that Nottingham is especially bursting at the seams with man-seed guzzling fags with an agenda to get all people thinking it's normal to be gay so they constantly push the gay agenda in places where it's inappropriate. As for Nottingham Trent University...

                    It's like some sort of plague of rectal demons. You'd know about hotspots of faggotry in your line of work, no?

                    How have you been going on with getting round the secular laws they keep bringing in?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Re: Smite thy down!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      You are working with gays... what exactly is it that you are tasting?
                      Oh Lord how embaressing,

                      I meant task.

                      please forgive me


                      Neville. N

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                      • #12
                        Re: Smite thy down!

                        Originally posted by Kingdomofheaven View Post
                        Oh Lord how embaressing,

                        I meant task.

                        please forgive me


                        Neville. N
                        Many a Homer has had a similar slip of the tounge.

                        I would appreciate you not coming on to me. I am as straight as the day is long and Love Gods penetrating care.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Smite thy down!

                          Originally posted by Kingdomofheaven View Post
                          My dear child i can but apologise,

                          Can you not overlook my descrepancy

                          i merely left out the "+"

                          North East + Cumbria Baptist church.

                          Again i do apologise.

                          Nevilie. N
                          Do the gays go for all that cat-lick "kiss my ring guido" crap? Your acting heathen, is worse than prime time tv!

                          But, I'm in a kick it with the heathens kind of mood because my only purpose in life is to save sinners such as fagtards like you. So corkmouther, what exactly are you looking for? Or are you one of those tossers trying to refute the KJV?

                          And what is this Neville neville name crap anyways? It is my life experience that anyone with two first names is gay, and you are another statistic that verifies this.

                          Servant Herbert.
                          Last edited by herbertLovesGod; 03-27-2012, 11:23 PM. Reason: I'm a commatard

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                          • #14
                            Re: Smite thy down!

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Many a Homer has had a similar slip of the tounge.

                            I would appreciate you not coming on to me. I am as straight as the day is long and Love Gods penetrating care.
                            What Brother James is here.

                            Consider yourself warned Kingdom of Heaven and wrap your lips around this concept; all are welcome here to hear the word of the Lord, but we will not tolerate godmockers making little so called innocent slips.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Smite thy down!

                              "Neville Neville", she read with a lift of her elegantly arched brow.





                              Suspiciously Yours,

                              Handmaiden
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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