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  • Audrey
    Unsaved trash, Hairy Potter Wannabe
    • Nov 2012
    • 5

    #1

    Hello ...

    Hello ... I'm Audrey. I'm seventeen and from the UK.

    Does it matter that I'm a woman from England at all?
    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: Hello ...

    Originally posted by Audrey View Post
    Hello ... I'm Audrey. I'm seventeen and from the UK.

    Does it matter that I'm a woman from England at all?
    Not at all.

    Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your relationship with Jesus.

    How many sons have you produced for Jesus and your husband? Do you have your husband's permission to post here?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Audrey
      Unsaved trash, Hairy Potter Wannabe
      • Nov 2012
      • 5

      #3
      Re: Hello ...

      I go to a local church, the same church that I had my Dad's funeral service in, yet I am not comfortable disclosing that personal information in such a public place.

      My relationship with Jesus has been established since I was born. I was baptised at three and have had a complicated relationship with Jesus and God since then, not understanding my mind and what I feel comfortable with believing, but recently I've been understanding that God is utterly and totally real and is guiding me through my life and helping me survive horrors I never thought I'd have to see, and I thank him eternally for that. I also look to Jesus for guidance.

      I do not have any children yet, nor do I think I'd need my husbands permission to use the internet ... mainly because I don't have a husband, being only seventeen, but also because I am a woman in my own right.

      Hello!
      Exodus 22:18
      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #4
        Re: Hello ...

        You are obviously not a Christian. Papist maybe, but not Christian.

        1 Corinthians 11:3
        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        1 Corinthians 14:34-36
        Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

        Ephesians 5:22-24
        Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

        Colossians 3:18
        Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

        1 Timothy 2:11-15
        Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Audrey
          Unsaved trash, Hairy Potter Wannabe
          • Nov 2012
          • 5

          #5
          Re: Hello ...

          I'm not considered a Christian because I believe I should have access to my own human rights?
          Exodus 22:18
          Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #6
            Re: Hello ...

            Originally posted by Audrey View Post
            I'm not considered a Christian because I believe I should have access to my own human rights?
            No, you are not considered a Christian because you spit in Christ's loving face.

            Because you are a feminazi whore who thinks she knows more than God.

            Why are you here? Did satan send you?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Audrey
              Unsaved trash, Hairy Potter Wannabe
              • Nov 2012
              • 5

              #7
              Re: Hello ...

              The definition of a whore is a prostitute, which I can say clearly that I am not and do not desire to be. I am a virgin and have only been sexually abused by men.

              I do not think that I am better than God, and I have not stated that. If I spat in Christ's loving face, that would imply that I am hating of him, which I am not. I believe in equality, as Christ did himself.

              But no, Satan did not send me. I have never made contact with him, nor do I want to know how.
              Exodus 22:18
              Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #8
                Re: Hello ...

                Women from England don't matter. That's a good way to start.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22833

                  #9
                  Re: Hello ...

                  Originally posted by Audrey View Post
                  I'm not considered a Christian because I believe I should have access to my own human rights?
                  What "Human Rights" do you have or need other than those granted to you by God? You have the right to obey, help and generally take care of your husband and the right to have children by him if so blessed with the ability (or not if cursed with infertility.) You have the right to bring up those children (until the boys reach manhood - i.e. c 12 years.)

                  I am very sorry to hear of the death of your father. You may find comfort in knowing that this tragic loss was ordained by God. I do hope there is a Baptist Pastor or a male relative to whom you may look for guidance and moral support, and, eventually, to find that husband for you.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Pim Pendergast
                    PHD - Theophysicist
                    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 3103

                    #10
                    Re: Hello ...

                    I believe in equality, as Christ did himself.
                    Reconcile your belief with:

                    Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. — Matt 18:4

                    Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. — Matt 5:19
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Hello ...

                      I believe in equality, as Christ did himself.
                      Someone is confusing Jesus Christ with Martin Luther King, Jr.

                      Next you're going to try to tell us that freedom of speech is in the Bible, right?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: Hello ...

                        Originally posted by Audrey View Post
                        The definition of a whore is a prostitute, which I can say clearly that I am not and do not desire to be. I am a virgin and have only been sexually abused by men.

                        I do not think that I am better than God, and I have not stated that. If I spat in Christ's loving face, that would imply that I am hating of him, which I am not. I believe in equality, as Christ did himself.

                        But no, Satan did not send me. I have never made contact with him, nor do I want to know how.
                        Hi Rhita Audrey and welcome to God's friendliest forum!

                        I have to say that I'm glad that you were only sexually abused by a man: if you had been abused by a woman sexually you would be destined for the Lake of Fire.

                        Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

                        Praise God for your lucky escape: proof of the Mercy of Jesus

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23765

                          #13
                          Re: Hello ...

                          Originally posted by Audrey View Post
                          I am a virgin and have only been sexually abused by men.
                          Then you're not a virgin.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: Hello ...

                            Dear Audrey:

                            You say that God is guiding you through your life, and yet you ignore His Word. What sort of "guidance" is that? How do you know what He wants you to do, except through what He has already said in Scripture that He wants you to do?
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29433

                              #15
                              Re: Hello ...

                              Originally posted by Audrey View Post
                              The definition of a whore is a prostitute, which I can say clearly that I am not and do not desire to be. I am a virgin and have only been sexually abused by men.

                              I do not think that I am better than God, and I have not stated that. If I spat in Christ's loving face, that would imply that I am hating of him, which I am not. I believe in equality, as Christ did himself.

                              But no, Satan did not send me. I have never made contact with him, nor do I want to know how.
                              Welcome Audrey! It is truly terrific to meet you!

                              It is not possible for a female to be 'sexually abused' 'Sexually used', yes. Once used sexually, you are no longer a virgin. If you committed the acts outside of marriage, you are a whore. The Bible is very clear on this.
                              You are right, there is equality in the world, once people are grouped properly. Your peers are other sexually active female, under the age of consent whores. Now where you fall in your group, I have no idea.
                              Tell me, how did your father die? Did you have anything to do with it? Or was he just depressed at his pointless papist life and decided to hang himself on a street corner (I hear you brits love to show off).
                              So, when did you realize Jesus has been by your side during all your heinous acts?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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