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  • ILoveAnimals
    Unsaved trash, hot mess
    • Oct 2013
    • 81

    #1

    Hi!!

    Hi everybody, I'm new here and I wanted to introduce myself. I want to say that I really love and respect animals, like the beautiful one I have as avatar, I think they're beautiful creatures and I try to take care of them as much as I can. In fact, I want you to know somebody



    He's Blacky, our dog, he's 10 years old and we have him since he was a two month old puppy, isn't he cute?

    Anyway, I hope you can tell me what do you think about me and which are your interests. Bye for now
  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #2
    Re: Hi!!

    Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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    • Jack Rankan
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2013
      • 144

      #3
      Re: Hi!!

      Love and respect animals? As Christians we are supposed to love only God and our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
      1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
      Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
      Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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      • Attila's Wife
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2013
        • 1941

        #4
        Re: Hi!!

        Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
        Anyway, I hope you can tell me what do you think about me and which are your interests. Bye for now
        What I think is that you have not read the instructions at the top of this thread:

        Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
        Try again, dear.

        YiC
        Attila's Wife
        2 Timothy 3:16

        All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Hi!!

          Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
          Love and respect animals? As Christians we are supposed to love only God and our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
          Well said, friend! Why anyone would bother with animals when they don't have souls and therefore refuse to worship the Redeemer of Mankind, I'll never know. Animals are great in the right place, though. For example, next to the baked potatoes.




          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • ILoveAnimals
            Unsaved trash, hot mess
            • Oct 2013
            • 81

            #6
            Re: Hi!!

            Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
            Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
            Sincerely I don't go to church very often and I don't like the Bible that much, so I though you could try to teach me how to do it a little more often, I want to be a better Christian, that's why I came here

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            • Jedediah
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Fisher of Men
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 6824

              #7
              Re: Hi!!

              Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
              Sincerely I don't go to church very often and I don't like the Bible that much, so I though you could try to teach me how to do it a little more often, I want to be a better Christian, that's why I came here
              How can you be a Christian if you don't study and obey the Holy Bible? What parts of God's Holy Word do not sit well with your own deluded sense of morality?
              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12986

                #8
                Re: Hi!!

                Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
                Sincerely I don't go to church very often and I don't like the Bible that much, so I though you could try to teach me how to do it a little more often, I want to be a better Christian, that's why I came here
                1. Read the Bible (KJV).

                2. Then come back and tell us what your favorite verse is!
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • ILoveAnimals
                  Unsaved trash, hot mess
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 81

                  #9
                  Re: Hi!!

                  Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post
                  Love and respect animals? As Christians we are supposed to love only God and our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
                  But animals were created by God too, we must respect them, or are you going to tell me that people like vets are doomed to hell? I think they deserve heaven for his job, and also people who works for Greenpeace, PETA and all those organizations, I think they're very admirable

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                  • Jedediah
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Fisher of Men
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 6824

                    #10
                    Re: Hi!!

                    Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
                    But animals were created by God too, we must respect them, or are you going to tell me that people like vets are doomed to hell? I think they deserve heaven for his job, and also people who works for Greenpeace, PETA and all those organizations, I think they're very admirable
                    God didn't give us animals for us to respect them. He gave us animals for purpose of subjugation.

                    Genesis 1:26
                    And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
                    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #11
                      Re: Hi!!

                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Jack Rankan
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2013
                        • 144

                        #12
                        Re: Hi!!

                        Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
                        But animals were created by God too, we must respect them, or are you going to tell me that people like vets are doomed to hell? I think they deserve heaven for his job, and also people who works for Greenpeace, PETA and all those organizations, I think they're very admirable

                        And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. Genesis 1:26

                        If the vet is a true Christian, then he is not bound to Hell. If they not follow Jesus Christ - then they doom them selves to Hell.
                        1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                        Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                        Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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                        • ILoveAnimals
                          Unsaved trash, hot mess
                          • Oct 2013
                          • 81

                          #13
                          Re: Hi!!

                          Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                          God didn't give us animals for us to respect them. He gave us animals for purpose of subjugation.

                          Genesis 1:26
                          And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
                          Well, if we have dominion over them, I choose to use that in favor of the animals, so I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna hurt an animal, they're living creatures just like us, your way to act is egocentrical and is dangerous. My dog is as valuable as me or my parents, because is not his fault being a dog instead of a human being, that's how God made him and I think he's beautiful out and inside. Dogs are loyal, they're good friends and they can even save people from death

                          << Bestiality pics removed -ADMIN >>

                          Nobody forced that dog to do anything, he did it because he loves his family. Animals are not servants, and we must understand that. Also, to be sure you understood, watch this

                          << Bestiality pics removed -ADMIN >>

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: Hi!!

                            Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
                            Sincerely I don't go to church very often and I don't like the Bible that much, so I though you could try to teach me how to do it a little more often, I want to be a better Christian, that's why I came here
                            How do you expect to "be a better Christian" if you lead a life of wanton perversion and sin? You need to attend Church. You need to study the Holy Bible. And you need to obey your father. Start there.

                            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • ILoveAnimals
                              Unsaved trash, hot mess
                              • Oct 2013
                              • 81

                              #15
                              Re: Hi!!

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
                              What? But this is the introduction forum

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