Hello :D

[TheChristian]

Hi,

I am new here, I am not familiar with KJV but I wish to learn more about the bible, god and this community

I seek salvation

Thank you all

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hello

Hi,

I am new here, I am not familiar with KJV but I wish to learn more about the bible, god and this community

I seek salvation

Thank you all

Hello TheChristian.

If you would like to know more about the Bible start at the beginning it says In the beginning there and then at the end it says Amen there is a lot of stuff in between some of it repeats itself maybe to keep it interesting He did a good job.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello

Hello and welcome! What church do you worship with? How did you come to find the Light of Jesus? If you wish to know more about God's Holy Word, I would encourage you to actually read it.

You can also learn some interesting details from our excellent Bible scholars HERE.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Hi,

I am new here, I am not familiar with KJV but I wish to learn more about the bible, god and this community

I seek salvation

Thank you all

Welcome.
Next time, stay and learn. Not a whole you can get by making a single post and leaving five seconds later.
Imagine if God had only spent a little time creating everything. Think how disorganized it would all be.

[TheChristian]

Re: Hello

Welcome.
Next time, stay and learn. Not a whole you can get by making a single post and leaving five seconds later.
Imagine if God had only spent a little time creating everything. Think how disorganized it would all be.

I don't think God had a job or appointments like we have

[James Hutchins]

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I don't think God had a job or appointments like we have

God runs EVERYTHING.

He is not like you, where all you have to do is wake, masturbate, inject some pot and demand your mother make breakfast.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello

I don't think God had a job or appointments like we have

You seem to know a lot about God for saying you claim to know little.

Are you making this stuff up?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello

Hi,

I am new here, I am not familiar with KJV but I wish to learn more about the bible, god and this community

I seek salvation

Thank you all

Hi, sweetie. Just a question: why do you call yourself "TheChristian?" You clearly aren't a Christian, otherwise you would have known the Bible, and that God and Bible should be capitalized.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Hi,

I am new here, I am not familiar with KJV but I wish to learn more about the bible, god and this community

I seek salvation

Thank you all

A proper introduction would include your name, age and gender at a minimum. What part of the world do you hail from? What Church were you raised in?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[TheChristian]

Re: Hello

God runs EVERYTHING.

He is not like you, where all you have to do is wake, masturbate, inject some pot and demand your mother make breakfast.

Exactly, God is like the CEO of the "company" called Universe. I am nothing but a servent and when I am given orders I shall execute them, yesterday when I registered I could only do it in 5 minutes then I had some classes to attend to.

I don't "wake, masturbate, inject some pot and demand your mother make breakfast" I am an Informatic Engeneering student, I wake up, prepare, go to classes then I go home make lunch... etc...

I did not capitalized God and the Holy Bible because I was in a real rush and it was a massive typo.

But let's start over again.

My name is Rui
I am 22 years old
I am male

I currently don't belong to any Church, I was baptized in a Catholic one but I didn't fit in it.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Hello

But let's start over again.

My name is Rui
I am 22 years old
I am male

What kind of a name is Rui for a Christian? Are you one of those Portu-Chinese from Mackaw?

I currently don't belong to any Church, I was baptized in a Catholic one but I didn't fit in it.

I am guessing that English is not your first language, so I will not make a joke asking if you were too fat to get through the door.

What is your favorite Bible verse?

YiC
AW

[TheChristian]

Re: Hello

"What kind of a name is Rui for a Christian? Are you one of those Portu-Chinese from Mackaw?"

Oh Rui is just like Roy

"I am guessing that English is not your first language, so I will not make a joke asking if you were too fat to get through the door."

I am not fat, and even if I was the doors here are enought to get through
And no, English is not my main language

"What is your favorite Bible verse?"

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Isn't it odd that people often quote John 3:16, but seem to have no understanding of John 3:18? After all, it's on the same page.

Odd.

[TheChristian]

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Isn't it odd that people often quote John 3:16, but seem to have no understanding of John 3:18? After all, it's on the same page.

Odd.

I don't see how one contradicts other, I was asked for my favorite quote and I provided it.
After all they both say the same thing, John 3:18 only gets in more detail

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello

I don't see how one contradicts other, I was asked for my favorite quote and I provided it. After all they both say the same thing, John 3:18 only gets in more detail

The significant part of John 3:18, that isn't in John 3:16, is that unbelievers are doomed (will burn in Hell).

Many false Christians only focus on the fact that God is nice to those who believe in Him, worship Him and obey His every command. They ignore the parts of the Bible that teach us everyone else is doomed and will burn in Hell. Including unborn children, demented elders and Obama voters.