Hello All

[Loginus]

I just registered, and I would like to say I appreciate the good work you fine Christians post, and how you do not waver in the lords work. I hope to find salvation here.

[Redeemed Papist]

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What church do you go to and what is your favorite Bible verse and how did you come to find Jesus?

We know we are saved by being washed in the blood of Jesus. What we are lovingly concerned about is your soul and whether it is destined to writhe forever impaled on Satan's barbed tallywhacker.

Do you pray? Do you beg the LORD to not hate and despise your sniveling, worthless excuse for a soul? Do you acknowledge your guilt for Adam's seduction by the harlot, Eve?

Get with Jesus, before it is too late!

[Loginus]

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Greetings Sir,

I used to hail from a Catholic church, but I left because God did not seem to be there, and only lucifers hypocrisy, where faggots could drink the lords blood.the verse I hold close is:

"For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;" Romans 1:18

[JustGotSaved]

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Greetings Sir,

I used to hail from a Catholic church, but I left because God did not seem to be there, and only lucifers hypocrisy, where faggots could drink the lords blood.the verse I hold close is:

"For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;" Romans 1:18

Good thing you left the catheters; todays pope says that God doesn't stand for anything anymore so, like if you show him the word of God most definitely contains no quarter for the homos, the pope will just say, "Yeah, Well, that's just like, your opinion man."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/10/19/pope-francis-synod/17551189/

The danger of course, is as soon as you edit one jot or tittle out of the Bible, you might as well throw it ALL out. "Adam and Eve--why they're just an allegory!"

But, then original sin through one woman FALLS apart, and with it any use for Yeshua.

Also, of course, that would prove that Yeshua (Jesus, you see i sometimes call Him that ) never existed since his Geneology is COMPLETE down to Adam. No Adam = No Jesus = No truth in Christianity.

[Basilissa]

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Greetings Sir,

I used to hail from a Catholic church, but I left because God did not seem to be there, and only lucifers hypocrisy, where faggots could drink the lords blood.the verse I hold close is:

"For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;" Romans 1:18

to God's favorite forum! I see that you are very economical with words, which could be a good thing (Proverbs 17:28).

Should we assume that you are a man (given that "us" is a Latin ending for male nouns)? Are you married? How many sons do you have?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Welcome and praise the Lord you left those perverted Cathylicks!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite church. Please tell us your actual name, age, gender and location.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[Loginus]

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Hello All, and many thanks for the kind and warm welcome. some more information which you rightly deserve to know:

I hail from the Godless UK, I used to think God had a place here, but he is rightfully with you, My Name is Andrew, but I prefer Andy as it seems a tad more social, and I am 27 years old. I have no wife and I have no Children, I am hoping to find a true Christian Home, and then build a True Christian, I hope with prayer and rigorous devotion to God, I can find peace.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Hello All, and many thanks for the kind and warm welcome. some more information which you rightly deserve to know:

I hail from the Godless UK, I used to think God had a place here, but he is rightfully with you, My Name is Andrew, but I prefer Andy as it seems a tad more social, and I am 27 years old. I have no wife and I have no Children, I am hoping to find a true Christian Home, and then build a True Christian, I hope with prayer and rigorous devotion to God, I can find peace.

Ok, since you are a man and I a woman, I will treat you with some more respect than I would just any sinner (While you are not my husband, my fiance will have me respect men, even if they are not True Christians, and I must obey Ephesians 5:22), I will politley ask you to state the church you attend, whether you tithe properly (do not cheat the Lord of what is His), and how many times have you read the KJV Bible.

Yours in Christ,
Elizabeth

[Loginus]

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Thankyou for the reply, I used to attend a church in london, a catholic church which worshipped Mary, as of now, I do not (Our lady of Lourdes it was called). as of now I am seeking to join a true church, and to give tithes to it.

[Loginus]

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and I am currently reading the KJV bible for the first time recently. it holds the truth we all need not watered down lies from the Vatican.

[Basilissa]

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and I am currently reading the KJV bible for the first time recently. it holds the truth we all need not watered down lies from the Vatican.

I know, right? You are not the only one here who was able to escape the doorway to Hell called the Catholic Church. It's not just that the teaching of this "church" are watered down; rather, they are simply unbiblical! Where in the Bible would you find support for worshipping statues? Worshipping anyone but God? The purgatory? The list just goes on and on. Let's not be unjust, though - there are some good things about the Catholic Church - for hundreds of years it served as an institution which supported gender inequality, homophobia, as well as slavery and genocide of lesser races. After all, even a stopped clock is right twice a day!

[Des]

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The Catlicks got tithing right too. Can't forget that. And we do owe them a debt of gratitude for the witch hunts. Imagine how many more Satan worshiping tree huggers we would have to contend with if not for their tireless pseudo-Christian efforts.

[Jim Farmer]

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But they're also responsible for most fags. There wouldn't be the problem we now have with fags if they hadn't been anally raped by priests when they were boys. Now of course, these old fags in turn anally rape more little boys to turn them into faggots. But it all started with the Catlicks.

[Des]

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But they're also responsible for most fags. There wouldn't be the problem we now have with fags if they hadn't been anally raped by priests when they were boys. Now of course, these old fags in turn anally rape more little boys to turn them into faggots. But it all started with the Catlicks.

It's a vicious cycle, like women voting.