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  • #2086
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
    [/LIST]Actually, Iceland is mostly green with grass. Greenland is mostly ice... Ironic, eh?
    So we are told. It doesn't change the fact that most of you heat your homes with pipes leading to the outer regions of Hell. That should explain the ease in which demons have organized you all into a frenzy against God's favorite Church.

    Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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    • #2087
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Youth Pastor Marty View Post
      So we are told. It doesn't change the fact that most of you heat your homes with pipes leading to the outer regions of Hell. That should explain the ease in which demons have organized you all into a frenzy against God's favorite Church.
      I'm from the U.S... So that technically doesn't apply to me. Sorry.
      1 Timothy 2:11-15
      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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      • #2088
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
        I'm from the U.S... So that technically doesn't apply to me. Sorry.
        My sincere apologies then. Your gobbeldy-gook username threw me off.

        Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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        • #2089
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
          Actually, Iceland is mostly green with grass. Greenland is mostly ice... Ironic, eh?
          Ahem!
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          • #2090
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by GlenOfTranquility View Post
            After pondering the words of True Disciple, I can see the truth of it all. Adam and Eve were perfect, until they were corrupted by the serpent and where do the most of the worlds serpents live? In Africa!

            How could I have been blind for so long?
            I am very glad to hear that, friend! May I invite you to consider God's Plan of Salvation™? It will gain you access to Heaven!

            Originally posted by oliverhinrik View Post
            Well about Adam and Eve, they where the first people then they must have had children and those children made children with
            With each other, of course! What else did you think?

            Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
            Actually, Iceland is mostly green with grass. Greenland is mostly ice... Ironic, eh?
            No, it just makes no sense, because it is an eskimo lie.
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • #2091
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
              I am very glad to hear that, friend! May I invite you to consider God's Plan of Salvation™? It will gain you access to Heaven!
              That's seems like an awfully small sum of money to pay to save myself from eternal damnation and hell fire. Is there a family plan?

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              • #2092
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by GlenOfTranquility View Post
                That's seems like an awfully small sum of money to pay to save myself from eternal damnation and hell fire. Is there a family plan?
                As far as I'm aware there isn't, though you should ask Pastor Ezekiel to be sure. To Jesus, all sinners should have equal access to Salvation(tm), and He doesn't care about family relationships:

                Luke 14:26:
                If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                Additionally, on this forum, we have the rule that new members introduce themselves in the Introduction Forum, and tell something about themselves: what is your Church, who is your Pastor, what is your Favorite Bible Verse, how old are you, how did you find Christ/why do you want to find Christ, how many Soldiers of Christ have you/has your wife popped out, things like that.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • #2093
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  If god hates iceland then why would he not hit a larger part of iceland with the volcano?
                  You can clearly see the volcano down south, sure there is lots of ice and snow in the rest of the country but hey it is still winter and slowly getting closer to spring

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                  • #2094
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Sorry, but God does not entertain "why?" questions from demons like you. You wouldn't believe anything He told you anyway.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #2095
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Big God Denier View Post
                      If god hates iceland then why would he not hit a larger part of iceland with the volcano?
                      If God didn't hate Iceland, why would He allow that volcano to erupt at all?
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • #2096
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Big God Denier View Post
                        If god hates iceland then why would he not hit a larger part of iceland with the volcano?
                        Because God wants that the rest of the world will be annoyed with you first. Now everyone in Europe blames your people for causing their flights to be grounded. Everyone hates you there.

                        So when God sinks your country into the sea, where will you go? Not a single country will accept refugees from your country. Well, maybe african countries.. you could be eskimo slaves there
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22                         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • #2097
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Ahem!
                          This is the same stupid thing as with the flag, i don´t why you are reversing information like this on purpose.
                          You can see Iceland here in summertime, this is a picture from NASA.

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                          • #2098
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Ok here it is.
                            Attached Files

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                            • #2099
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Here is a link with many photos from Iceland both in wintertime and summer
                              (if you want to know something about how Iceland looks), it´s
                              not dangerous.
                              http://www.theicelandicwonder.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=12_19&products_id=104

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                              • #2100
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by oliverhinrik View Post
                                This is the same stupid thing as with the flag, i don´t why you are reversing information like this on purpose.
                                You can see Iceland here in summertime, this is a picture from NASA.
                                Awfully convenient that your "proof" come from a socialist institution that believes against all Biblical evidence that the earth is 4.5 billion years old. What, do you liberals have some kind of secret meeting every year to coordinate all your conspiracies.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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