[a simple christian]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Yes.

does it mean aswell that greece mocks jesus?

[Ninnyboy]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

*head in hands*
Dear God, save these fools from their idiocy.
'They are Godless.' No they're not..
'Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods.' No they don't..
'Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways.' Yeah, I'd leave that for God to decide.
'Iceland is mostly ice.' Wrong again, it's mostly rock.
'There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell.' ..OR, and this is just a suggestion, the fact that it's on the boundary between the Eurasian and North American Tectonic Plates. Look it up.
'We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth.' ..Do we?
'Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell.' ..How does that work..?
'You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.' No, I can't, and if you can then there's something gravely wrong going on.
'They have universal health care.' Explain to me why that's a bad thing?
'Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage!' .. No.
'They create laws to mock God!' .. OR, another suggestion.. they're a Democracy?
'Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft.' .. Provide me with one decent piece of evidence and I'll believe you.
'They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding.' Where the flaming Nora have you got that from?
'They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!' ..*Sigh*. So?
'What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.' Same can be said of America, in a great many ways.

Look, I'm not here to flame anyone, but can you people please just think about what you're writing before you post it? If God hates Iceland, that's His business, we don't need to concern ourselves with it.

[Ninnyboy]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

'We've already settled it' ?
You dare to speak in God's place?
Are you under the pretence that you are Jesus reincarnate?
Good. Then don't ever, EVER make decisions and sweeping statements like that and claim that they're the Word of the Lord.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

'We've already settled it' ?
You dare to speak in God's place?

Look, God spent a lot of time writing the Bible so we would know His Perfect Mind. Are you now saying that we should ignore that?

I think you are a cretin.

Good. Then don't ever, EVER make decisions and sweeping statements like that and claim that they're the Word of the Lord.

Did you read what I've just written?

[Lortus]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Just wanted to say; excellent thread. Made my day! (Especially the huge Norwegian flag in this flametarded thread about Iceland. Shows how much you people know before making your idiotic speeches!)

This is now where I will be pointing towards when asked why I do not follow a religion: it's just stupid, which this thread demonstrates like nothing I've read before

And note that I don't necessarily don't believe in God, but all these *religions* are just so... full of bull. (I won't elaborate on that here. No point, really, is there?)

Better start repenting, sinner!

O, I won't waste time on that. If you people are what I should expect in heaven, I'll take a one way ticket to hell please. Not that that's likely to happen. The bible is a fairytale that people like you take waaay to seriously.

Regardless, I wish you all the best! Good luck with that whole heaven thing.

- Lortus (<-- Alias, I have no intention of giving my real name to religious extremists. (Yes, you are.))

P.S.
If I sound argumentative and offensive, then well... yea. What the frak did you expect?

P.P.S
lol at this emote:
Remind me, what was that 6'th rule again? "Thou shalt not kill... Unless people don't agree with you!"... right? (And no, I'm actually on your side in this terrorism crap. Just find it funny how you can be all "Jesus... love... peace" one minute and then be dropping bombs the next minute... That no killing rule a bit of a gray area, is it?)

[Cranky Old Man]

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Regardless, I wish you all the best! Good luck with that whole heaven thing.

Thank you for your nice words. I pray that at some point in your life you will see the wrong of your ways and will decide to join us into Heaven after all.

[Fire&Brimstone]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

"Iceland" is made of ice I remember from my geography book, the heathen inbreds homers that lived there called it Iceland as Sodom and Gomorrha had allready been used once and as they were so inbred and wicked they could not think up a better name. It is made of ice so that it will all be destroyed into the sea when God burns it and its yeti like homer inhabitants to hell.

Revelation 21:8:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers,and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Jude 1:7
Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

Iceland also has a portal to hell anyway as they have those volcanoes that everyone that has been at school knows that the fire and smoke comes from them being connected to hell. I bet they sacrifice God fearing Christians to the devil in those burning doorways to hell. the sooner God smites that island of the damned with his Holy Fire the better.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I will answer your questions.

Well, at least you know where you are going.



1: Yes.
2: If they follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible they can go to Heaven.
3: God does not allow gays.
4: Yes, I committed many sins, like masturbation for example. But my father has beaten the fear of God into me.
5: They will all go to hell, unless they change and start following Jesus Christ.
6: I am 72 and I have never taken any medication.

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Sorry it took me such a long time to answer this, I got banned since there's no such thing as free speech on this site therefore making it un-American.

Answer to your answers:
1: Apparently you don't because you don't love your fellow Christians.
2: So if they were white the could get away with only half of the book?
3: Then why did he create them? God created everything and everyone or at least the bible says so, and don't give me "Satan did it" Satan is stuck far down in hell to do anything other then influence our actions and it turns out is there's something in your DNA that makes you gay.
4: So you love god not out of affection but out of fear? P.S. Believe it or not but I feel sorry for you since you got beaten by your father, if it wans't for your father you could have been a nice maybe even kind Christian man that everyone liked instead of the grumpy, old, hating son of a bitch that's putting our lord in a bad light.
5: But they do follow Jesus, Jesus is one of the prophets of the Muslim faith but they also believe in Mohamed.
6: 72 years and most of them enslaved to a book that knows so little of gods true words.
Time for a little history, around 390 A.D. Constantine had made Christianity the sate religion in the Roman Empire and the Catholic church had been founded. Back then people had many different views on how the story of Jesus took place (Some even said that Judas betrayed Jesus because Jesus told him to) so they voted and sew multiple stories together and claimed that it was the true story. The reason why the church couldn't let everyone practice their own way of worshiping god was because then people would fight each other over the way they worshiped god even if they worshiped the some god (kinda like the Baptist church is fighting every other Christian worshiper) and the bible would be the way to control people. As the church gained power they became drunk with it and began killing everyone with a different point of view or ideas, they claimed that people should dress and act in a specific way or they would go to hell claiming that that was what the bible was telling them. Finally someone read through the book and realized there was no such thing in the bible telling them that and that someone was Martin Luther who would latter from the protestants.
The thing is that are always looking to be part of something and in their search they become afraid and in that fear they are blinded and people will take advantage of these blind souls, these kind of people will fool people like you and me into believing in thing that aren't true and gives an explanation that doesn't add up, for example the people on this site say that they follow the bible blindly but where in the bible does it say that god hates Denmark or Australia? If you can find a page or even a sentence that says that god hate these SPECIFIC countries then then I'll leave you alone but if you can't then you must acknowledge that these claims that god hates some of his is false and the people who claim this are liars.
This is how you should do it, let's say that someone says "God hates us all" where I would reply wrong because
“For God loved the world (people) so much that he gave his only-begotten Son, in order that everyone exercising faith in him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life." --John 3:16. A.K.A. God loves everybody
I hope that you've read all the way down here and I hope that this will help you break the chains of enslavement to a crazy priest and a Chaotic book and become a free Christian.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

*head in hands*
Dear God, save these fools from their idiocy.
'They are Godless.' No they're not..
'Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods.' No they don't..
'Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways.' Yeah, I'd leave that for God to decide.
'Iceland is mostly ice.' Wrong again, it's mostly rock.
'There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell.' ..OR, and this is just a suggestion, the fact that it's on the boundary between the Eurasian and North American Tectonic Plates. Look it up.
'We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth.' ..Do we?
'Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell.' ..How does that work..?
'You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.' No, I can't, and if you can then there's something gravely wrong going on.
'They have universal health care.' Explain to me why that's a bad thing?
'Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage!' .. No.
'They create laws to mock God!' .. OR, another suggestion.. they're a Democracy?
'Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft.' .. Provide me with one decent piece of evidence and I'll believe you.
'They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding.' Where the flaming Nora have you got that from?
'They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!' ..*Sigh*. So?
'What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.' Same can be said of America, in a great many ways.

Look, I'm not here to flame anyone, but can you people please just think about what you're writing before you post it? If God hates Iceland, that's His business, we don't need to concern ourselves with it.

OH MY GOOOOD!!!!!
Look everyone, he has an IQ over 50 and has done some research on something we know nothing about!!!
Let's kill him!!!!!

[Karmine]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

The Icelandic flag looks as following.

Here is Iceland itself....

Now do tell me... do you see grass anywhere ? This is land mass larger than Ireland.

Iceland was under the "Æsir" well Norse Gods from the year 860-999.

Iceland converted to Christianity the year 999 or 1000 (Not know well)
Now do tell me what year did American mostly get Christian ? 500 Years ago in other words 500 years after Iceland.

So that newly converted land is accusing some old Christianity country of blasphemy and Satan worshiping ?


So let say you meet a man whose an Icelander... he can trace his Icelandic roots 1200 years back in time...

Americans can just trace their root 500 years back at most... and then those roots are British, Irish, France.

So if there is any country that needs good order it is those new guys calling themselves Americans, they are still young Christian nation and may easily be lead astray on false path.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

At least the Mayor of Reykjavik is not as uptight as the Mayor of Freehold.

[Sister Christina]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

So let say you meet a man whose an Icelander... he can trace his Icelandic roots 1200 years back in time...

Well, of course he can. It's rather simple keeping control with all the inbreeding going on there. You've already gotten all the names on the family tree.

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

The Icelandic flag looks as following.

This is the Faroese flag, you idiot. Get your facts right.

For more information why God hates the Faroe Islands: click here.

Here is Iceland itself....

Now do tell me... do you see grass anywhere ? This is land mass larger than Ireland.

Was there supposed to be a picture with that?

Iceland was under the "Æsir" well Norse Gods from the year 860-999.

We all know that Iceland has a history of Satan-worshiping and witchcraft. God hates the whole thing...

Exodus 20:3: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Exodus 22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 26:1: Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.

Iceland converted to Christianity the year 999 or 1000 (Not know well)
Now do tell me what year did American mostly get Christian ? 500 Years ago in other words 500 years after Iceland.

America was founded as a Christian nation and still remains as such today. Iceland on the other hand has never been a Christian nation. It was converted to Catholicism in the year 1000 and then to Lutheranism in the 1500's. For more information why these two religions are not Christian: click here and here.

So that newly converted land is accusing some old Christianity country of blasphemy and Satan worshiping ?

As I said before, America was never "converted." Unlike Iceland, America has absolutely NO HISTORY of Satan-worshiping and witchcraft. It started out as a Christian nation and still remains Christian till this day.

So let say you meet a man whose an Icelander... he can trace his Icelandic roots 1200 years back in time...

Americans can just trace their root 500 years back at most... and then those roots are British, Irish, France.

And that gives God a reason not to hate Iceland? God judges according to works, not "how old a nation is."

Revelation 20:13: And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.

So if there is any country that needs good order it is those new guys calling themselves Americans, they are still young Christian nation and may easily be lead astray on false path.

For more information why God hates Iceland: click here.

Enjoy hell. Jesus and I will be laughing in heaven as we watch you roast in the flames for all eternity.

[True Satanist Fool]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

This is the Faroese flag, you idiot. Get your facts right.

For more information why God hates the Faroe Islands: click here.
Was there supposed to be a picture with that?

We all know that Iceland has a history of Satan-worshiping and witchcraft. God hates the whole thing...

Exodus 20:3: Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Exodus 22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Leviticus 26:1: Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.

America was founded as a Christian nation and still remains as such today. Iceland on the other hand has never been a Christian nation. It was converted to Catholicism in the year 1000 and then to Lutheranism in the 1500's. For more information why these two religions are not Christian: click here and here.

As I said before, America was never "converted." Unlike Iceland, America has absolutely NO HISTORY of Satan-worshiping and witchcraft. It started out as a Christian nation and still remains Christian till this day.

And that gives God a reason not to hate Iceland? God judges according to works, not "how old a nation is."

Revelation 20:13: And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.

For more information why God hates Iceland: click here.

Enjoy hell. Jesus and I will be laughing in heaven as we watch you roast in the flames for all eternity.

You know I've been told this over and over again but I still say it can't be true.
Almost everyone I've meet or even talked to either doesn't know about this site or says it's a site full of trolls, where upon answer that it isn't and the baptist church is real and so must the site be but after you last statement I'm starting to doubt that.
I just need the fact strait from the horses mouth and since you've been called "A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combine" then I thought it would be best to ask one of your intelligence.
Is this site serious?
Everything that people say on this site what they really mean and believe or are you just doing this to piss people of?
Please tell me the truth, I beg of you.
P.S. You're wrong, that is the Icelandic flag and here's the proof

http://www.google.is/images?hl=is&q=icelandic%20flag&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

part of being smart is to correct people when they are wrong and to admit when you yourself are wrong.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You know I've been told this over and over again but I still say it can't be true.
Almost everyone I've meet or even talked to either doesn't know about this site or says it's a site full of trolls, where upon answer that it isn't and the baptist church is real and so must the site be but after you last statement I'm starting to doubt that.
I just need the fact strait from the horses mouth and since you've been called "A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combine" then I thought it would be best to ask one of your intelligence.
Is this site serious?

Friend,

I find questions like this utterly useless. All they are an evasion from answering the questions we ask here. Proof in is the pudding is in the eating.
How much more scripture do we need to post to prove that we are following The Bible to the spirit and the letter? If it sounds like a farce to you, well then your issue is with The Bible and God, not us.